What ever happened to Dorne?

What ever happened to Dorne?

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BRAVO D&D

What ever happened to the Stormlands?

it got discussed in the game of shits general

Even normies couldn't stand this shit so they decided to forget it even exists

What ever happened to the Neck?

>Kill a Lannister
>Kill your king and military commander
>Done

I bet they invade the Reach soon

It's gonna be a last five minutes of the last episode of the last season asspull. Dorne will show up siding with Tyrell to crush the last of the Lannisters.

I miss Tyene

Varys will show up in Dorne next episode and ask for loyalty to Dany

How many loose ends are left now?

>Blackfish dead
>Benjen Stark is back
>Thoros and Beric are back
>Sandor's back

It's just Gendry right?

BRAVO
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Alternatively, Varys kills them all as a mea culpa for their subplot being shit/justify the Iron Born being wedded to Danny's storyline in their place.

Varys crossbows all of the Sand Snakes and their cunt bastard leader, all the while telling them that Dorne was being passive because the king was working on the downlow for a Targareon restoration.

And as he kills the cunt bastard, he tells them that they not only fucked things up, but that since fate delivered to Danny Theon/Yara and the Iron Born to the cause, Varys doesn't fucking need them anymore and can kill them for their villainy.

Which in turn sets up Varys returning to Kings Landing as he gets himself back into Cersei's good graces as a spy by way of presenting the heads of the women who murdered her daughter.

Poor Gendry, he loved that helmet.

They'll invade next season and start a war with the Lannisters

Nymeria is a big one also missing, imo.

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No, Dorne will align with Daenerys via Varys.

inb4 100 ARGENTINAISWHIIITE.gifs

why no show bad pusy pusy lips?

Onto the SS abandoned plotlines alongside:

>Gendry
>Maester Pycelle's charade
>Salladhor Saan
>Illyrio Mopatis and in general wtf Varys is doing
>Quaithe

AND MOST OF ALL THE MOTHERFUCKING IRON BANK OF BRAAVOS

Who cares?

Of course he fucking will. It's all girl power these days

Ilyn Payne, but the actor is dying of cancer, so I guess it was intentional. I keep thinking Arya might kill Podrick to get back at the family.

I think Quaithe and Salladhor Saan have been sufficiently wrapped up. As for Mopatis I think they'll just shove him down the memoryhole

Or maybe he'll pop out of the shadows when Varys does his inevitable "You just don't get it, do you?" speech and reveals what his real plans are for Westeros/Dany

Don't forget the faceless men.

All that bullshit we were forced to endure and in the end she pulls a "I decided I'm Arya Stark. Lol kthnxbye XD."

They will join Dany to fight the White Walkers and she will recognize their rule.

Who cares, as long as it's not in an episode it means its a good episode. What happen to the GoT series anyway, did D&D hire feminazis for creative material? I mean dorne run by women, the iron borne, dragons controlled by woman, sansa plots schemes and saves the day. It's just too unbelievable now considering how inept most women are in these types of situations. Something stinks with this show, they're pushing some bullshit feminist agenda, but why? Do women only watch it now? Is the viewer base 85% women or limp wrists that give into all the feminist bullshit? Will this books take this women are supreme outlook too or did D&D just thought they were being clever?

relax

>Dorne will show up siding with Tyrell
This is so incredibly stupid it might happen.

Post lewd pics of them

The books don't suffer from this, don't worry.

You now realize that D&D will never depict Howland Reed other than their shit flashback

this was the most infuriating plotline

What happened to Melly?

The writers forgot about it.

She just has the blues, she'll cheer up soon, AFTER DAVOS FINISHES STABBING HER FACE 500x!

with his dick right?

>sansa plots schemes and saves the day
>saves the day

she let a fucking giant die for no reason because she's a dumb bitch

she let thousands of good men die for no reason

she had ramseys, the only good character left, even alive

even after her dumb shit

why did they kill off wunwun? They couldve just fucking pinned the archers with their own and had the fucking giant smash the gate down and retreat easily and live to fight another day

why didnt the giant rip one of those bonfires apart and swing that shit around

why didnt anything even happen until the 9th episode of thsi shit season

fucking kikes and the mainstream ruin everything

>but why?
Agenda matters above all else. Quality, logic, and even profit itself are negligible in the long run. Controlling minds is all that matters.

>Maester Pycelle's charade
What's this?

Dabid, please Dabid, we can't kill Wun Wun Dabid noooo!
HE COSTS TOO MUCH WUSS, NOW GO BACK IN YOUR HOLE BEFORE I GIVE YOU A BEATIN!

Theres a deleted scene where Pycelle and Tywin are standing on the beach.

>Pycelle starts to talk in his stutter speak
>Tywin calls him out and states that he knows Pycelles stutter is all an act to appear less threatening (hence less likely to be executed)
>Pycelle then has a short conversation with Tywin talking normally

youtu.be/bfmmUa_r-oo

Pycelle is Claudius now?

THIS. Who even rules it anymore? Now that Stannis is KIA, who is the new lord of storms end?

Dornish hate the Tyrells though

Where is based merchant Illyrio?

Tommen

Somebody shoop the updated SS abandoned plotlines. It needs updating

what season/episode was this supposed to be from. Seems pretty early

denofgeek.com/tv/game-of-thrones/39270/game-of-thrones-season-5-what-we-learned-from-the-blu-rays

>As no major characters were located there, originally, there were no plans to go to Dorne in season five, until Bryan Cogman came up with the idea of sending two established characters there and pairing Jaime up with Bronn.

literally perfect

>40 in September

mein gott

They have some stuff in common maybe they worked it out since that one chick just hates cerci

I would be OK with Dorne if they just left them out of season 6. It was find the way they ended it in Season 5, Dorne could have been forgotten about and Myrcella's death could have been accomplished without too much damage being done. But then for no reason they added Trystane and Doran's murder, which added nothing to the show except some cheap deaths.

What a fucking hack

Oh that's neat, but it doesn't seem like a plotline, more just a part of his character.

>pairing Jaime up with Bronn.
this was the only good thing about any of the dorne episodes. That a snek tits

Listen to and just bend over. Shh Shh Sh, don't fight it. You're going to take it and you're going to like it.

*whispers in ear*
>Stupid Cuck

>that writing
>that acting
>no cock jokes

JUST

These were better times.

looks like a cuck

It is, it seems to be Season 3. Because Tyrion was hand of the king all of Season 2, and Tywin didn't come back to kings landing until end of Season 2. So I would place this during Tyrion's rest after Blackwater. So his acts still stand and weren't completely changed by Tywin yet.

holy shit, how did I just learned about this now.

Any other recommended deleted scene?

You know what's really effective against a legion of zombies?
A whip.
True dat

these doubles are unfortunately right.

Think of it this way: why would the people with money to spend on $100 million movies and tv seasons do it and NOT send a message (feminism to destabilize society, Hitler was evil to vilify white solidarity, Israel is greatest ally etc etc.)? All it takes is one line or scene. Never underestimate peoples willingness to have their reality shaped for them.

who farted?

thanks mate

EL JUSTO

Sounds raisonable.

HOWEVER

What about Kevan/Pycelle?

how did these 3 get cast in anything besides porn? I've seen school plays with better acting

>muh Hitler

You want good acting, but you need bad pussy.

Tyrion
Jaime
Sneks
NaoHitHendz Ned

To name a few.

SOMEONE POST THE FUCKING WEBM FOR FUCK'S SAKE

The short haired one pretty much is just a porn star hired to show tits tho

*BBBRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*

No one gave a fuck so they half-assedly closed out the plot with a bunch of murders and hoped we never ask about it again.

Oberyn's wife is building an army. They'll be there at the end to fight dany and the dragons with the rest of westeros. Her slut daughter will kill her, take the throne and bronn will join her.

Normies dont know who that is so they cut that subplot for more grey worm and missandie love scenes.

B-b-but I don't want any elephants!

Can you redirect me to said porn? IMDB has nothing.

i miss the sand snakes they were badass

bumpu

I hope this is exactly what happens. It will honestly redeem Dorne and tie so much shit together in a neat little bow