Can we get some tit envy going?

Can we get some tit envy going?

Bit tits with bad form/shape is like a fast car with no handling.

What a shame.

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Goddamn I would fuck all three of those.

Pic: I'm a fag and picked the first thing I found on google.

Which ones are you looking at? Those look perfect to me.

That's cool I can dig that

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I'm invested now. Gunna say this is shopped but idgaf

There's a whole competition in motor sports based around that you idiot

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girl on the right is hotter.

Flat is justice

the one on the right is a lot hotter, no need for envy.

>tumblr_nvgcpwnYzU1ubsb68o1_500.jpg

wow

flat top in the back looks a little unsure.

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I happen to like small tits, no girl has ever believed me.

i pref the right one tho

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Small tits are the shit man. Yeah big ones are nice, but if I had to choose, I'd always go smaller.

But your right, most girls don't believe me. It's cause it's the equivalent of guys getting told girls only like big dicks. They are told all their lives that girls with big boobs are what guys like and then they re-enforce it to themselves over and over.
Sucks man.

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kek

so true

Keep telling yourself that

Wow. Any more?

bump

perky B's are more fun to play with than floppy D's

Then again I seem only mess around with Asian girls, so that's the norm

>Sucks man.

How, women with low self esteem are the easiest, I love it. Peetit lover myself.

>keep telling yourself that
Okay? I mean, have a gf, she likes me and what I got.
0/10 tier bait

Whoms on the left