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>Del Potro blasts local cuck named Stan OR

>Stanimal points to his head viciously

>Winner faces Djokobot.

>RiP brave Scamdrew Murray

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Delpo

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Dubs and Angelique Kerber wins the title

can the jap do it lads?

>at work
>Serena taken to a third set

If I had to bet, I'd say she will lose, but I'll probably be wrong

Lets get this over with.

It's time.

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She's up 4-1, it's over.

>She has a bit of a cunt type of face
Yeah but then she smiles and your heart melts

>>at work
get a real job ffs

>when white ppl think they can play tennis
black is always number 1 in every sport we play

she's toast

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Welp, woulda lost that bet lol

I wonder what her score is though when taken to the final set, she can't be over .500

>and now shes choking on serena's dick
come on halep ;_; if nichokori can do it do then so can you!

kek

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

Go Serena, end it quickly.

>wide open court
>hit volley right to serena
>lose point

>but a series of distractions, including an inexplicable gong noise, rain and a persistent butterfly, took him off his game
I read this and just imagined that picture with the guy at a party and listing the reasons why he wants to be home

bet you look stupid now huh

i wouldnt count halep out so soon brehs

Missed the Murray match, what was he so arsed about

I would

Kerber is our only hope.

DelPo has a better chance of beating the bot, so I'll be pulling for him.

somebody coughed

shut up fatass its over

he got GONG'D

I agree, Stan is getting old and slower this season.

>a cuckold vs a black man (bull)

this one will be easy

delpo when??

SUSHI'D

END THIS SERENA REEEEEEEEE. IT'S GETTING LATE.

After this match, i think?
Come on, its getting late

After this match fuccboi

>lay in bed
>enjoying the match, halep is winning
>get out of bed
>go on computer
>halep is losing
I'm sorry everyone

>there are white americans who cheer for serena because of 'muh country pride... murica!'

fuck off

WHAT A SHOT

did ppl actually think serena was gonna lose?

BE BRAVE ENGLAND'S ANDY

why is this best of 3 while men is best of 5 ?

Pliskova will defeat her

GREATEST ATHLETE OF ALL TIME.

HOW CAN INFERIOR WHITE PEOPLE EVEN COMPETE?

a fucking leaf

hows bouchard doing?

why not root for her, halep is no more talented anyway. i like serena

im thinking this as well. Serena cant handle a big serve like hers, and plisky is sneaky fast for being so tall

Jesus , compared to Halep, Serena looks like Godzilla.

Leaf deciding what Americans should do. KEK

fake bitch get off the court

Any reason as to why I shouldn't just bet my life savings on Del Potro?

He's 10-0 in sets this tournament while Wawrinka limped his way to the RO8 dropping sets to a bunch of literal whos

she has that monfils acceleration, shes good to go.

gr8 thanks. she's a national treasure whether she wins or loses.

this is like watching George Foreman against a midget.
and what's incredible is Serena is rewarded and congratulated for this, as if it's an amazing accomplishment.

.. because it's your life savings?

Bet half, because he will win

stan is one of those players that can get hot and play like a madman

idk tho delpo still the huge favorite

You'll cry when STANIMAL comes out of hiding for his annual grand slam

>man jaw
l m a o

this

That's like saying Goffin should be applauded for heating Berdych because Berdych is bigger and stronger. Stupid individual.

my loins

Nice game Murray
HOWEVER

I wouldnt call him the huge favorite though. He is expected to win, but their skill levels are not that different.

Was the STANIMAL still asleep when he lost 2 sets and won one at tiebreak against England's Brave...... Daniel Evans?

Yes. This is his slam tbqh.

yeah.. hope for a great match tonight.

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Face of a man, body of a 13 yo
Disgusting

yes, or congratulating the turtle for beating the hare. most definitely.
they start out with a disadvantage and they have to overcome a lot more just to be in contention.

Retarded reasoning. Did you fail school? So if Delpo beats Nishikori it's not fair because Delpo is bigger and stronger? Pmsl. Have sex.

perfection

top tier mental gymnastics are you studying law by chance?

Unforgivable.

where do you find these muscly and broad-shouldered 13 year-olds?

Pls don't, you'll make Delpo lose.

in the case of Serena vs. Halep it's pretty obvious. height, weight, power, everything except mobility. but Serena doesn't need any mobility because she can just fire aces and returns. does it matter if the midget jumps around a lot when all George Foreman needs to do is punch him once and it's over?

>yfw the other pliskova has nicer titties

and she is a doyers fan

But Del Potro is not a huge muscular behemoth compared to someone like Nishikori or Ferrer whom are a bit short, he is quite lanky, actually. Whereas Serena is both more muscular and taller compared to most women.

do you study law by chance?

She's 5ft9 Pmsl.

thank you.

worked all day and just discovered andy lost.
Cant believe it, I left after a few games in the second set.

According to your logic nadal should never lose a match

federer confirmed disadvantaged

so you probably think Halep or Errani could have a serve like Serena's if only they didn't slack off and "practiced a little more"?

Uh? I really dont see how you have reached that conclussion. Nadal and Fededrer both have the same weight and similar heights.

there this played called justine henin have you heard of shes 5'6 and used to kick serena's ass

Rank who is more likely to defeat Djokovic still left in the tournament. I think it's:

Delpo
Stan
Kei
Monfils

that sounds about right

If this ends up being a Djoko-Chink final it will officially be the worst slam in history.

But if it's a Djoko-DelGOATro final with Del-Potro winning it will be the best slam in history

>alec baldwin doing the narration

Do you think he did it for free?

And weighed what, 110 pounds?

Where's yoyr fucking leaf?

Delpo
Stan
Monfils
Retirement
Wife threatening divorce unless he loses
Kei

yep and still kicked her ass.
serena is only winning because of the shitty generations shes facing

Nah he's a limousine liberal so he probably demanded some ridiculous amount

Pro-tip: always undercook pasta because it will continue cooking in the bowl/on the plate, especially if its being served with a sauce.

Any Acestream link?

A healthy Nadal has never lost a match.