Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Kyouko claimed.

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Claim

*Cuddles*

I didn't mean to be poetic. Also i have like 3 identities here, 4 if you include anonymous posting

カラミチーマス

I'm guessing one is... Toshaka?
Maybe Illya?

>3
What even is the point?

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Not a different waifu

The point in what?

Cuddle me more :3

wait what do you mean by identity?

What do you think? In having so many "identities"?

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Leaving for work. I'll see you guys later

*Cuddles more*

I don't know anymore

So i can tell people to fuck off in one and be friends with them in another, and they wouldn't know. Not that i've done that though, it's just something i could do

Bye

Play with me :3

That sounds dishonest to me

Not to mention wildly stupid

It's almost time :o

You're wildly stupid

I guess it is, but it doesn't really matter. Like i said, it was just an example

*Plays with you*

to have sex with me? :o
:3
I like you

No u

It doesn't? Maybe so.

What are you other identities then?

I love you

Tomoyo, ineedawaifu, anonymous and

You do?
I would marry you but I'm already married to my waifu

Sorta dissapointing

Who is your waifu?

How so?

This is mine.

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You know who :o

no :o

Konata or sachi?

Nah. it's nothing

That's what your mom said when you were born

Klonata
why not :o

no :o

you're not konata and I will NOT have sex with you sachi :o

I'm confused now

it's sachi not me :o

;w;
don't be ya dingus

I'm saying, you know, like. All I ever told you to do was grow up, don't grow down. You know, like, you know, grow up. Don't grow down, grow out. You go from being a kid, just doing your thing, hanging out with your friends. Months later you're world famous. You're a gay rights activist, and you don't even know it. You know what, I don't wanna say it to you no more, Sachi. Fuck you, Sachi!

Please, get that 10'' dildo out of your ass and come at me like a man

I'm not gay :0

I want your 10 inches inside me :(
Rest in Paradise

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:c klonata a mean

You're not Miho

Claimed...

I too have no idea what is happening currently..

Green beauty

But who are you then

I have to be when you don't explain shit

sachi a pervert :(
do you guys fuck in his truck? :o
konata ya dingus

What is dis we got here? Where is the "still here" huh?!

if you still havent figured out that there are 3 tomokos you need to lurk more

there's a new tomoko every day

such a shit loser attention grabbing waifu

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So who is ?

no you don't
Only a little :o

All of them should post it. And I do know that there are three of them. I am no dummy. Oh and what Klonata said. By three I mean the those who actually come here time from time. There are way more losers like them.

sachi :o
:)

Unintelligent.

Not anymore

At least not as of late

Nickname man

sage

Yes i do

Ok

How was your little meetup?

yea exactly
more the reason to know not everyone says still here
alright stop trying to control your damage
its emberassing, everyone knows how new you are CC/Pete/Flan

no you don't
Why you bully :0

:^) I am always damaged. I do not need to hide it. I am just trying to be nice.

sage

Yes i do

I'm bored :o

He told you?

I hope he didn't give you my phone number too. It was fine, I probably talked a bit too much, but that's the way the cookie crumbles

How're you? It's been a while, if I remember correctly.

no you don't
Why not have sex with your bf? :o

I haven't seen him post in a while :(

kinda sad tbh

He's not that much of an ass.
I like the idea of people meeting up.

Things are alright, i haven't really been coming by too often, but it's alright.
I have to leave so this will be my last message, but i'll read anything you leave for me.

I hope your life is going as good as you want it to.

Yes i do

here

Well, it's a life, a very tiring and unrewarding life, but hey I got to watch some of my students parade, what more could I ever ask for?

here
and for the record you werent being nice, you were shitposting like always

Wow. I was trying to start something, but I did not expect it to ruin my mood. Oldfags never understand.

respect your elders :o

i would say I'm no oldfag
but i guess to you anyone is

hi

I respect them, I just don't like how they cannot put themselves in newfag shoes and try to understand how we feel in this situation. I am trying to stop the shitpost madness and take it to Sup Forums, that is the reason I can still call newfags cancer even though I am one. But I am trying to improve.

I cannot really consider anyone as an oldfag, even the guy who created the first thread (whoever he was). I don't see the point why separate people by oldfag and newfag. That "Oldfags never understand" meant to be a joke.
And before you say that only a newfag would say this, I have been an "oldfag" in other places and I will say it has no meaning, I am still cancer no matter how old I was there.

I'm going to bed goodnight people

dont mind me just pointing out which tomoko claimer is which
>it was just a prank
nice try
why are you trying to excuse yourself in the first half of your post then proceed to say you are always cancer.
you are being hypocritical as fuck dude

Best type moon claimed.
I remember you, I think.

I tend to do that.

that would surprise me honestly
shiki right, dont take it personal but i dont remember us talking
alright try to stop it
its confusing and kinda annoying

I am sorry. I came here to make friends not enemies. Thank you for the advice.

Oh no I don't think we talked that much, but I do tend to remember people I don't even talk to.

Funnily enough I just thought of you recently, talking about people who claimed artists/concepts rather than girls and I wasn't quite sure if I remembered someone with that artist and his shark teethed girls or if it was just Tenryuu posting them so much.

QOTT: What you listening to right now?

If you're not listening to anything, just post a song faggot.
youtu.be/c35ymdjQJ6M

no problem
thats a nice treat i guess, as you can see i dont have that

thats quite the coincedence and yea Hetza is just concept sadly

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