So, last night I kicked out my girlfriend of two years. Not really sure what I'm trying to accomplish, but I'm stoned...

So, last night I kicked out my girlfriend of two years. Not really sure what I'm trying to accomplish, but I'm stoned, and I'm getting drunk, and I want a wallpaper thread. Feel free to ask questions if you'd like.

Give us the story.

Alright give me just a moment, I'll green text it with the right words

>about 2 years ago
>meet girl
>I have all of these plans and goals
>put them on hold and stay in home town, for her
>lots of things happen in the next two years, good and bad
>mostly bad
>break up a couple of times, get back together every time
>always toxic
>I want to go somewhere with my life, she's lazy
>almost feel like I'm parenting my girlfriend instead of dating her
>everything culminates into last night
>I'm on the porch, trying to talk to her
>she's ignoring me for her phone, so I ask her if she could just give me a few minutes to talk about something important
>she says "OH MY GOD, OP!" and storms inside to ignore me
>I follow her in, and simply say "Go ahead and pack your shit and get out"
>proceed to help her get everything outside
>fast forward to now
>haven't really felt anything yet

Good lad.

It's much more complicated than that, obviously, but that's the gist. I had a cancerous, tumorous girlfriend that mooched off of my money, and my fucking energy. I loved her, I still do. But I can't carry her with me, life is hard enough as it is,

Also, she's been throwing herself a pity party and shit talking me to people, when, as I kicked her out I was not cruel, or hateful. I kept my mouth shut, politely responded to her shots at me, and moved her things outside.

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Probably best for both of you. Maybe she'll learn how to get her shit together a little without you to lean on, who knows?

I don't think so. I'm quite confident she's going to continue every trend she every set with me. She's going to grow up to be just as scummy as her crack head mom lol.

If you don't feel anything it's probably for the best, you must not really like her deep down anyhow. Just move on, find someone that you really care for.

During previous breakups, it's affected me quite deeply, but it's always been her leaving me. This time I was just sick of her shit.

details on her reaction when you told her? Did she cry and beg or go straight into anger and cuss you out?

You did good OP, you're a smart man

How was the sex?

Yeah, after you start getting sick of their shit you don't stop getting sick of it. If you didn't see any gradual change in her being a shitty person nothing would have changed and it would have never gotten any better. If it irked you enough to get rid of her it was for the best, don't feel like you fucked up because you would just get more and more fed up with the bs.

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I do belive youve made the right choice.

Thanks dudes. Reminding myself I'm doing the right thing is the only thing I've had trouble with.
She immediately got angry and started to insult me and make spiteful statements such as I would never hear from her again.
The sex was boring, for the most part she was too lazy to do anything but missionary.

Went through this recently, I'm with you op. Good move

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You can and will do better man

u def did the right thing.. a relationship is about taking and giving equally from both sides.

Don't expect women to make sense. They use their emotions more often than logic, if at all.

Jesus fucking christ sound like ex bitch of friend of mine.
Same story, she is lazy cunt, spends his money and drains life and energy from him.
He breaks up with her and kick her out and starts working on his shattered self.
Finaly he is back, we got our old pal back.

Ofcourse miserable cunt could not stand this and started to trashtalk him, she even called his boss and told her he gave her rape drug often, abused and tormented her before she left him.
Nothing happened afterwards, his boss told him everything and that she does not believe this cunt a word.
Friend is super mad, he wents to his ex girl flat against my advice.
Bitch calls police on him, accuses him for assault and trying to rape her.
End game bitch, you messed with my friend for the last time.

Following morning when she left her flat, I sneak inside, clog her drains with her clothes. Lazy bitch left her laptop turned on, i take a peek and find out she is autologged everywhere. Steal her account access for google, fb etc., publish on FB her private conversations with drug dealer and some random dudes she sent her nudes along with all photos included. For my final trick I spiced her coffee with laxative and leave.
She ofcourse calls cops again and accuses my friend for this, however he was in police station at the time of happening.

After that her life was ruined, her parents disowned her and last info I got she ended up on streets.
Hope she died homeless savagely killed by unknown serial killer.

Btw my friend is getting married next month with awesome girl, I am his best man.

OP here.
I remember when I OD'd a year ago. Found out after the fact, when I woke up two days later, that she didnt even call my mother. Shit, she didn't even call the ambulance. Her sister did. I've fucked her sister in the past though, so I guess I won.

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Post the nudes

Similar situations as you OP.
>4years together
>her living with me/ me taking care of her
>I tried ending it a few times but always gave in
>I have a good job, money, a house etc.
>she has nothing but debt
>got her a cheap car/ paid for everything we did
>was like I had to follow her around the house and basically pick up after her
>would get excuses or have it blamed on me if I politely asked her to be more responsible in life
2 weeks ago
>caught her fucking around on snapchat (in my house with me in the next room)
>insta dumped her and dropper her and all her shit off at her parents on the spot
>she said she was planning on ending it soon. Whatever
>she's been calling and texting wanting to work it out
>kept a cool head throughout the whole ordeal and I never flipped out
>taking the high road so I can hate fuck her in the future

The feels haven't been that bad. I know it's for the best. Just been staying busy.

>but now I kinda want to try to fuck her sister, not sure if it's worth it.

thx for sharing OP
im in kinda the same Situation with my GF and im also strongly thinking about dumping her

yeah
he's right ...where are they

Fuck the sister, it's worth it. I always thought my ex's sister was hotter than her, and it's pretty validating knowing that after the hell this bitch has put me through, my cock has been through her sister. Her older, hotter sister.

Do it! Like today. Read! She will drain you!

you don't have power here faggot

I don't need power, I'm now a single man with sexual options. Life is good. Fuck off.

Women are parazites user

Dude I'm sooooo tempted to try. I feel like I have nothing to lose besides being rejected. Her sister too is older, hotter, independent and single and slutty. Been trying to think of a good way to initiate it. Only problem is she lives out of state and the only contact is have is text/cell. I'm off social media

You'll find a way to make it happen if you want it badly enough, I'm sure. Personally I'm thinking about making a poor decision and trying to get some from her sister tonight. Of all the people buying her bullshit right now, I'd like to hope her sister knows me better than that.

yeah i guess its for the best i meanshe is Ft and Stupid and litterally the embodyment of Standing still since she doesn´t want to change anything in her life. but their is still an option for a threesome with her Cute friend, and we share the same interest which would be awkward when we meet every week. but i have another option if everything works out fine i will dump her instantly for the new one

Any pics of her?

No, I respect her more than that. Sorry user.

Well I respect that.

It's very strange. I miss her, I love her, but I don't really feel too bad because I know it needs to happen. I need to go get laid, like pronto.

Well done OP

youre a good man, op, i feel for you.
what kind of papes are you into, ill see what i can do.

Give it a few months when you start doing the shit you said you had planned in one of your original posts - you'll forget about her and realise you probably should've kicked her to the curb awhile back, if she's a moocher like you say. Enjoy your free time user.

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Any papers you're willing to share, brother. Thank you for the reinforcement.
You're not wrong. In about a month and a half, I'm taking what I have, selling what I don't need, and going to stay with my friend in colorado with nothing but my bag and a wad of cash. See where life takes me from there.

damn, i posted the exact opposite i meant to

An user who isn't an idiot. OP, Well done. Sorry shit sucks, but it will get better I promise. I just wish I had the nads to do what you did. (Single now, last relationship I mean.)

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I appreciate that, but honestly this bitch played me like a fuckin fiddle for two years. There's nothing I wouldn't have done for her, at some point in time. In retrospect, I can't think of a single good reason for me to devote so much of my life to such an obviously dead end, other than devil vagina magic. The only reason it ended the way it did was because for too long, I DIDN'T have the nads. I just did in one moment, and decided that that was the moment I needed to take.

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same shit but 1920x1080

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@google
Fix the fucking captcha.
If youre going to force me to solve this bullshit, make sure it fucking works.
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your're an asshole.

sounds familliar. you did the right thing, don't let her back into your life, no matter how hard she tries or tells you she's changed.

move on. fuck other girls, forget about this one.

>I remember when I OD'd a year ago
I almost had sympathy for you. Druggie loser

k
-G