Ok/b/ green text time, currently on WiFi in Ghana about to fly home with a huge problem

Ok/b/ green text time, currently on WiFi in Ghana about to fly home with a huge problem

> Be me, 21 year old alpha Brit
> Decide for my soul I wanna move to Africa to help out
> I get all of my tetnises in June and finally move over early July
> I'm helping out in a village and imediately the locals take to me
> Being the alpha i am, the local men kinda look up to me after being there a month
> One day the 'chief' of the community introduces me to his family & highlights his daughter to me around August time
> mid august time we are all drinking the local 'wine' kind of alcohol they make for the festival time of year
> around the fire the chiefs daughter offers me a necklace
> I take the necklace
> we drink together and she becomes kinda cute
> We go for a walk and end up kissing...

Should I continue?

No fuck off you coon shagging bitch

keep going daddy, but i need to know how old she is

only if the daughter was younger than 12

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Fuck you, Ace Ventura - Pet Detective

this

also, you should test yourself

>I wanna move to Africa to help out

There's your problem right there.

no

you are a disgrace

no

Boring shit, no thanks

> Be me, 21 year old alpha Brit
> Decide for my soul I wanna move to Africa to help out

moralfag rich kiddie hipster.

I suppose next you're going to say it was some wedding custom?

Continue mate ignore the fags.

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>helping niggers in Africa
kill yourself

Ok i'll continute...

> ...We start to kiss
> We lay down in the most beautiful scenic place, like something out of a movie
> We make love passionately under the beautiful African stars
> I have the most peaceful and pleasant time with her for the next hout or so chatting after sex
> We walk back to the village and her father sees us and smiles
> He snaps the necklace she gave me and offers me a new one
> The new necklace he gives me is beautiful and matches his and his father before him
> I go to bed that night probably the happiest guy in Africa
> In the morning im awoken by her father and her family chanting and dancing
> i'm confused as this has never happened before
> Throughout the day we kind of 'party'
> Turns out the necklace she gave me was an offering & the necklace of fertility
> The necklace i took of him was me unknownigly accepting to be part of their 'clan'
> Turns out we are now the equivelant of married
> im seriously scared now
> September & October go by & it turns out she's pregnant
> more parties
> so scared now
> tomorrow im supposed to go home and will be picked up from the village but I am now expected to stay
> i'm so worried about being murdered if I try to leave Sup Forums
> What should i do?

>implying you have wifi in the fkn desert

>I suppose next you're going to say it was some wedding custom?

> Turns out we are now the equivelant of married


embarassing

Leave as quick as you can without anyone noticing

Call your Uber in the middle of the night and leave

This is where Op goes from romantic movie to African Slasher... Accept it

run

> by the way she is 16, which is legal to us Brits so fuck you pedos

Im so scared Sup Forums I cant leavr without the village knowing

satan voodoo trips condemn you to live in africa forever

leave at fucking midnight
(or make up an excuse saying you have to go for a few days and then you will come back)

pls stay, and get a vasectomy.
its your duty as a cuck to take care of the child.

>post ends in 666

accept it you're fucked

Pretend you have to announce the wonderful news to your family in england and arrange papers for them to come and celebrate with the clan

Then delete your facebook account, and stay away from africa for the rest of your life

this

help africa is the dumbest thing in the world! ..
It is throwing money, time, etc. etc...

If you have WiFi, this is probably the chief... js Op

I really am fucked. Mark of the beast

>in the middle of an African shithole desert
>somehow have internet
>use it to ask Sup Forums for advice instead of contacting the police, the organisation you're volunteering for or the British embassy
Which fucking retard falls for this bait?

So stay? I thought you were supposed to be an alpha? How about you start acting like an alpha then?

hahahaha sorry, no, ignore me

this thread is bait

everything is fake and gay

you are a collossal faggot

>We make love passionately under the beautiful African stars

fucking kill yourself. Next time you post this retarded shit make the girl no older than 10 and give us vivid and graphic depictions of you fucking her bloody with your manly white penis

christ almighty

and then go kill yourself again

anyone who gets to help someone of another race deserves death

Obviously never been to Africa or any of the unicef charities

OP you should be more worried about getting aids than if you can leave africa or not

+ He is alpha and he made passionately love under african stars---

Have you ever tried "making love under the African starts" ... I can sure there is so manu bugs and shit going up your ass there is nothing peaceful and pleasant about it

Your fault for having sex with a nigger

i can see where yhe wife is from space nigga
>aint no power out there OP quit lying
>besides you sleeping with one of them bitches gives you like 90% chance of having HIV now
>kys nigga goodluck

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If you're such a fucking alpha and want to help Africa, then stay and raise your nigger baby you fucking idiot.

Is this supposed to be a joke? fuck off. You spent months making your bed and now dont' want to sleep in it? That's some omega level pleeb shit, hypocrite.

You're a fag for continuing when no one wanted you to.

If you're worried, just take the bitch back with you. The UK will either lynch you for fucking a black or welcome you with open arms.

Also fuck you, no one really cares.

>> What should i do?
ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

All of you betas are angry im travelling and have been with a girl while the furthest you go is walmart and cant even see your own dick. Fat fucks

not op

>today in shit that never happened.

At least we didn't fuck a nigga

Kek

its the uk, they probably give him a medal for bringing a,, correction 2 niggers with him.

literally nothing out there
>how u wifi OP???????

OP here
> Ive rang home, my mumsy is angry with me and has organised a helicopter to evacuate me
> the support workers are going to pretend we (the other helpers) are going on a trip out of the village

it was nice knowing ya, "chief"

You went to Africa to help, knocked a girl up, and now you're going to leave her and your child behind?

Great job helping. One more mouth to feed and no father to take care of it.

suck my cock you attention craving cunt

I hope you die in a puddle of other people's piss

Faggot abandoning your own child in darkest africa

almost scored satanic trips twice in a row.. Damn, son.. abandoning your unborn child (even the half nigger that it is) was bad, but twice in a row with the satanic trips?? that's literally one in a MILLION odds..

Lol basically my thoughts. Way to "help" OP

OP Here

Mumsy said I cant have a kid yet, im not old enough but the charity are going to help me set up a support fund that I can input into to send the kid help

this thread should now be a raid to ensure that OP is held accountable for his kid. who's with me??

Your child is going to be a pariah, tormented and hated by the others with no one to protect him or teach him to be strong. The girl you fucked will struggle to raise her child alone and curse your memory until she dies an early death.

Every time you look at the stars, you're going to remember the woman and the child you left behind.

you're either a sociopath or this is shitty bait. fuck off.

Why not just give the Africa life a try? Give it a year or two.. then disappear.

Kek

If single, OP is sacrificed for disgracing a village.

If dubs, OP escapes, but it hunted down sacrificed anyways.

If trips or better, OP is off scott free.

>Be me, 8
>at cousins, 14
>in woods playing behind his house
>end up behind tree
>he says he wants to show me a new game
>derp, sure user
>we get close and he drops pants
>has a semi
>it looks big to me already
>tells me it's called lollipop and I'm supposed to lick and suck until i get the cream
>gets me on my knees and brings it up to my face
>it's slowly rising and stands at attention
>i'm hesitant
>he presses it into my mouth
>says to watch teeth
>it's salty at first but then it's not so bad
>hands running through my hair
>he begins pushing in and out of my mouth just a bit
>something is slowly leaking out during
>look up and he just has a big grin on his face
>he's slowly pushing farther and farther into my mouth
>hands on his thighs at this point
>he finally bottoms out, just before the back of my throat (he wasn't very big)
>feel his nuts on my chin
>can feel his cock throbbing at this point
>my face is flush, and very hot as I'm being used as a slut
>can feel every vein across his cock and feel his pre dripping down my throat
>this goes on for awhile and he begins telling me how to use my tongue on his cock's underside
>begins grinding his tip against inside of cheeks and roof of mouth
>his hand is pressing my head in and out as he fucks my mouth
>my tiny dick is hard at this point
>after awhile he finally reaches his limit
>tells me to drink as much as I can
>what.jpg
>I feel a lot of strong pulses and something thick shooting into and rolling down my throat
>involuntarily start swallowing
>feels like a lot but he finishes before I start gagging
>puts his dick away and thanks me
>tells me to keep it a secret
>we go back to playing but I have this insistent feeling of being used
>never speak about it to anyone

We should meet up, OP.

good riddance, OP.

you were the worst type of faggot.

>my dad was a piece of shit in a lot of ways
>I actually wished I never even MET my dad
>but at least he was there.

took me almost three decades to get it, but I do.

I dont care if this is bullshit op.

Thanks for posting some actual original content. Beats the fuck out of the rest of the repetitive shit that gets posted here.

This is the greatest thread posted on Sup Forums in a long time

fag

LOL I used to live in Ghana for quite sometime.the villagers there are stupid don't sweat it. only thing holding you back is your guilty conscience and morals

OP here
I really like the girl but i cant take her away from her family surely and i cany live without seeing my child

Just fucking move. They cant follow you, and its not like they have lawyers.

But the charity workers here know shes pregnant to me also. My mumsy was contacted as soon as they caught wind

stay and keep the nigger diseases away from here

Your mom should have your back

Why the fuck were
Lupita Nyong'o and Djimon Hounsou above you while you were fucking?

This thread is fucking hilarious

Dont want this thread to die

Damn OP...Africa? I would never go to Africa and I'm black.

nig nog

Op here
You ok with me fucking one of your kind?

OP just continue with the fucking story... holy shit

You're a fucking idiot. I hope you have to face up to responsibility one day, even if it's not one day soon.

He did continue kek

Run away just like the nigger pappys are
'sposed to do...

kek they cant afford a fuckin plane ticket.

2002 called they want their green text story back

You're a complete stranger fucking a complete stranger to me. Whatever you do is none of my business. Invite her to visit your home country and go from there. At least you will be out of Africa.

No but they would fucking murder him for trying to leave kek

> blah blah
Who on earth wants to be a Mackam by his own free will?

it's his own damn fault for getting involved with primitive apes

A what?

Well I guess it wont be the first fatherless nigger baby so you're cool.

I said INVITE her. He should tell them he wants to show her the world. Most Africans I've met have wanted to see other places.

fuck that, keep the monkeys in africa. We dont need that disease spreading anymore.

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