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KC:Jamaal Charles (ACL) gets in limited practice
PIT:Markus Wheaton (shoulder) limited Wednesday
HOU:Will Fuller (hamstring) 'slated to play' Wk 1
DEN:Broncos ink Sanders to three-year extension
SEA:SEA treating WK 1 as preseason game for Rawls
SEA:Chances 'are good' Jimmy Graham plays Week 1
NO:Drew Brees inks new two-year, $44.25M deal
BAL:Justin Forsett says he's still Ravens starter
SF:Carlos Hyde (concussion) cleared for activity
WAS:Matt Jones (shoulder) sheds no-contact jersey
MIN:Vikings won't name starting QB before Sunday
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1nd for $(ERS

Post fav jerseys, 1st for pats.

2nd for jags playoffs

I am 1000000% SURE the Lions RAPE the Colts o Sunday.

Dolphins

Bengals gonna win da superb owl

>drafted Carr in a 16 team league

How fucked am I Raider bros?

nth for all trips a shit

GOAT jersey coming through

tttrips confirmed :^)

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if they don't, never post here again

super fucked if there is a guy with Aaron Rodgers, Julio Jones, and Todd Gurley all on the same team in your league

Can't wait

At least the Shawks had some somewhat redeeming quality.

Lions and Pats were last/close to last in Offense and Defense.

In addition to that, Bucs were all complete scrubs which is why they would lose.

they had a hall of famer on that team

You may only reply to this post if your team has already clinched their division

>not so fast clots

Will finish with 9 wins and 3rd place.

This guy enters your house through an open window in the middle of the night and slaps your wife's ass.

What do you do?

/nfl/ MARGIN PREDICTOR 2016

alright guys now that real football is finally back, I've got a season-long game I've set up for us. the goal is to pick how many points you think teams will win by and get as close as possible to the actual result, and I'll tally up your points every week and post a small leaderboard of the top scorers.

how many points you get for each pick depends on how close you were:
>0 off: 5 points
>1-3 off: 4 points
>4-7 off: 3 points
>8-10 off: 2 points
>11-14 off: 1 point
>15+ off: no points
then multiply that by how confident you were in your pick. the maximum score you could get is 240 in a week, and 3840 in a season.

docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeHIEO2QqEmI1AvVQaBm2nCG3HN2c5ISjxStS9rWffdTvAKvA/viewform

>Name
put here what you want your entry to be listed as if I end up posting your score. if you leave it blank, then I'll just use Anonymous.

>ID Code
put anything you want here, as long as it's the same every week. I'll be the only one that sees it, it just lets me know that you're the same guy that played last week using that code.

>Matchup
simply pick who you think wins that game.

>Margin
enter how many points you think they will win by. it has to be a whole number and can't be negative.

>Confidence
put either 1, 2, 3, 4, or 5 here based on how confident you are that you'll get the margin right for that game.

>you can only have 48 total confidence points. if you go over, I will randomly discredit one of your highest-confidence games until you're at or under 48. you'll get no points for that game.
>if your ID Code is submitted twice, only the most recent one counts
>only entries submitted before the start of the first game count
>leaderboard of the top 10 scorers will be posted after the MNF game
>taking suggestions for what to rename this game, because Margin Predictor is bland and dumb

also, if you haven't voted on the power rankings poll yet, that's still up:
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these are the current results after 72 votes
1. (8.458) New England Patriots
2. (8.375) Carolina Panthers
3. (8.056) Arizona Cardinals
4. (8.042) Green Bay Packers
5. (7.986) Seattle Seahawks
6. (7.458) Pittsburgh Steelers
7. (7.042) Cincinnati Bengals
8. (6.903) Kansas City Chiefs
9. (6.847) Denver Broncos
10. (5.958) Oakland Raiders
11. (5.875) Minnesota Vikings
12. (5.847) Houston Texans
13. (5.583) Indianapolis Colts
14. (5.542) New York Jets
15. (5.264) Washington Redskins
16. (5.194) Buffalo Bills
17. (5.111) New York Giants
18. (4.986) Jacksonville Jaguars
18. (4.986) Atlanta Falcons
20. (4.792) Baltimore Ravens
21. (4.556) Tampa Bay Buccaneers
22. (4.486) New Orleans Saints
23. (4.403) Detroit Lions
24. (4.333) Dallas Cowboys
25. (4.264) Miami Dolphins
26. (4.236) Los Angeles Rams
27. (3.722) Philadelphia Eagles
28. (3.667) Chicago Bears
29. (3.611) San Diego Chargers
30. (3.431) Tennessee Titans
31. (2.250) San Francisco 49ers
32. (2.000) Cleveland Browns

49ers will go 1-15

13th for BEARS KINGS OF THE NORTH

Schedule is piss easy and the Gnats are the only other team in the >NFC East that even has a chance of making .500 tbqh

Calling 11-5 and eliminated in the first round

Currently looks about right.

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you should at least do it about the eagles or something, this is just weird

If those rankings were how playoff seeds are determined then it would look like this
>1 Panthers
>2 Cardinals
>3 Packers
>4 Redskins
>5 Seahawks
>6 Vikings

>1 Patriots
>2 Steelers
>3 Chiefs
>4 Texans
>5 Bengals
>6 Broncos

why you gotta post that every time you see my name? posting like that makes you look dumb and will make you look even dumber when you're proven wrong.

Because I'm trying to help you. I actual like you, but you've clearly not accepted what the 49ers will be this season.

Vikings and Redskins will not make the playoffs.

That was the point.

ch/a/rgers!

hi harbaughtism hope you're not homeless anymore love u

Who the fuck are you go away

because he suffers from crippling autism
he can't accept that we realize the 49ers are bad but also think they'll win around 4 games

Vikes are inflated because a lot of votes were cast before Teddy's untimely passing.

The Redskins being that high is inexcusable doe

p/a/ckers!

You should delete that post before IE Brah sees it.

kill yourself

i'm seahawks guy

e/a/gles

I haven't accepted that the 49ers are a top 5 draft pick team? pretty sure I've been saying that all along. there's a BIG difference between 4-6 wins bad and 0-2 wins bad though, and we aren't even close to that.

>inb4 wishful thinking copypasta

do I know you?

satanic seahawk from years ago

okay that was a while back yeah, I only know of one other seahawks trip that posts semi-regularly now, and he's pretty new.

well I personally think 5 is where they'll probably land, but that's not anywhere close to being delusional like he's making me out to be. at worst that's just cautious optimism, which is still pretty sad considering it's only 5 wins.

>conv/a/dium

id post regularly if /nfl/ wasnt terrible, i vote in your polls still though

wow u tight

Do you know why all the Seahawks trips died?

There's only one guy now that shitposts about how far away the Super Bowl is.

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Redskins are the 2nd best team in the league.

It could always be worse. Mike Singletary could be coaching again.

>Do you know why all the Seahawks trips died?

>tfw seahawks fan
>will never miss seahawks shit posting

thoise were dark times.

>tfw we want winners
>tfw winners dont want us

/Chiefs/

c/a/rdinals

/kelce/

Imagine if you had the guaranteed wining combination of Matt Millen and Mike Singletary with Frank Reich as OC and Rod Marinelli as DC.

Someone at ESPN knows

Wow dude you are such a faggot please leave forever

i kinda see this happening
i think they have a chance in the ? games

I will end you

Hey Andrew!

They'll lose to the Bills and beat the Bears, the rest are all L's except the Bucs, which is iffy but probably also a loss

I'm still pulling for a sweep of the Rams.

Because LA can get fucked and the Rams can get fucked.

Now the LA Rams can get fucked.

seriously though if the lions lose you gotta promise to leave forever, k?

at least he got VD to act right for a little while

super bowl 49 goal line play probably

Please god yes.

The Seahawks shitposting wave from 2012 to 2014 was glorious. You missed out if you weren't participating.

>this wasted trips

you should have said playoff win

>tfw ended up with this GOAT roster in a 14 team draft that I literally auto picked for because I couldn't attend

Holy shit I spent nearly 2 hours making my own rankings but it paid off. Only pick I don't like is Melvin Gordon with Chargers rough schedule but even he's still a starting RB

>Davis is now on the Redskins

Talk about falling off a cliff. Although he did end up getting a ring...

>mfw Eagles drop 50 on the shitstains

>the jets at home is a maybe
>but the bills on the road is a win
okay you're going to have to explain that one to me

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The Browns certainly have a bad enough secondary for it to happen. I'm sure he'll be getting blitzed all day to try and make up for it.

Can a fag get some jag pepes?

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If you were really a fag you'd make em yourself

Guys, what if he actually is elite?

then he will get traded to another team :^)

Post the player on your team that's elite, but most people don't know it.

see

How bad does Cam regress boys?

>VD got a ring
>he didn't

just seems like the Jest have a few more weapons on offense with Marshall/Decker/Forte
i could be wrong though
i also was trying not to put too much into home field
but what do i know, i'm just some guy on a Tibetan throat singing media site

Mama......
Just killed a man....

He's gonna break out big time this year

he looked amazing in camp and preseason

Probably somewhat, but people will make a bigger deal out of it than it is because he is under the microscope after winning the MVP.

He will continue to score a shitload of rushing TDs and be really dangerous on 3rd down, though.

well still, if we win some and lose some in the maybe games, we'll go between 4-6 wins, which sounds about right to me. I just really want us to win in week 1 if we can't sweep the rams as a "welcome back" gift.

easy joke, still lol'd.

didn't know he was in prison tbqh

Reshad Jones. I think people are catching on now, though.

Colts are seriously injured on the defensive side of the ball. Im guessing its going to be a high scoring game but I gotta give the edge to the Lions in this one.

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In all seriousness, I wish people would learn already not to get so excited over preseason performance.

Can't wait to shitpost when the Pats upset the shartnals in prime time this Sunday