Lochte will be suspended 10 months

Ryan Lochte will be suspended 10 months, source says - CNN

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Isn't he basically retired?

Nah.

Only reason he participated in so little events in the Olympics was cause he choked in the US Trials.

He said he was going to race in Tokyo but that was before his night on the town.

If he wasn't retired then he probably will be now.

He wont retire.

Well, maybe not. It's only 10 months after all.

Do the talk show circuit, act all contrite then maybe he'll be able to get big name sponsors again.

>not giving him the death penalty

Come on!

Hourly reminder that Lochte was framed by corrupt Brazilian officials after being robbed at gunpoint by favela monkeys

>robbed at gunpoint

That's a funny way of saying, 'getting caught fucking a tranny'...

t. dum dum american

Lol. No. They could have waited for the police to arrive and sort it our but they decided to pay $50 and leave before the police arrived.

But he just couldn't keep his mouth shut. He had to tell his Mama a heroic story about their taxi getting pulled over and them being robbed by fake cops (who failed to take their watches, phones, expensive clothing, etc) while on their way home.

He was too stupid to remember that the whole reason that they paid the $50 was to avoid embarrassment.

>it's an inferior countries get mad at America episode

stay cucked and delusional lads

>believing the 'official account' of anything in Brazil

top laff

he's pretty old, what a useless gesture this is

>10 months

how many meets would that be? any big ones?

He did nothing wrong.
BOOOOOOOO

he get me pissed

Ryan "When I'm Fucking A Whore And I Break A Door" Lochte

Ryan "When I got for a piss and I get put on a list" Lochte

Ryan "She wasn't that fine, I ain't doing time" Locthe

Ryan "Fucked a Tranny Now on the Lammy" Lochte

Etc.

Ryan "Whatever Happened Never" Lochte

>liar liar speedo on fire
is that really the best they could come up with?

>speedo
"I'm going to put on my speedo" instead of, "I'm going to put on my speedos", ask for "direction" instead of "directions" and they cut paper with "a scissor" instead of "scissors" and they order "a chinese" instead of "chinese food".

What the fuck is wrong with you

autism

>ugly american

>be Lochte
>be just outside ghetto in foreign country
>fucking around at gas station
>things get out of hand
>get back in car
>suddenly guns in face
>demanding money
>give them money
>they let us all go

There's a phrase for that kind of thing in America. Armed robbery.

No Lochte is a media whore like the Kardashian's and will do anything to keep his name in the news. He'd do a Poor Little White Boy scene if enough people would talk about it.

>go to shit country
>take their gold
>return home before they can arrest you and "convince" you to say you committed a crime
>fuck 10/10s everyday
BAWWWWZIL

can't tell if next level troll or actual autism

>mother swims from Cuba to Florida
>son becomes a meme swimmer

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