/heem/: ow edition

Upcoming events:

9/9: RFA 43 - Camozzi vs Barnes
9/10: UFC 203 - Miocic vs Overeem
9/14: TUF Season 24 EP 3 (On weekly, on wednesdays)
9/16: Bellator 161 - Kongo vs Johnson
9/17: UFC FN 94 - Poirier vs Johnson
9/23: Invicta FC 19 - Maia vs Modafferi
9/24: UFC FN 95 - Cyborg vs Lansberg
9/25: RIZIN 2 - TBA
10/1: UFC FN 96 - Lineker vs Dodson
10/8: UFC 204 - Bisping vs Henderson 2
10/15: UFC FN 97 - Lamas vs Penn
10/21: Bellator 162 - Shlemenko vs Grove
11/05: UFC FN 98 - Dos Anjos vs Ferguson
11/11: One FC: Defending Honor - Aoki vs Folayang
11/12: UFC 205 - TBA
11/19: Bellator 163 - Chandler vs Henderson
12/10: Glory Collision - Verhoeven vs Hari

News:

>The GOAT calls out up and comer Cris Cyborg
mmafighting.com/2016/9/7/12800694/bethe-correia-interested-in-fight-with-cris-cyborg

>UFC 202 trending to be biggest UFC event ever
mmafighting.com/2016/9/7/12822814/diaz-vs-mcgregor-2-looks-to-have-broken-ufc-pay-per-view-record

>Lawler-Cerrone official
mmafighting.com/2016/9/7/12840190/robbie-lawler-vs-donald-cerrone-set-for-ufc-205-in-new-york

>Koreshkov-Lima
mmafighting.com/2016/9/7/12832724/andrey-koreshkov-vs-douglas-lima-to-headline-bellator-event-

Schaub is God

Lol canadian sperg and his cronies BTFO by the based janny.

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Real

>Mfw heemturds self-insert into a manlet leprechaun and a literal cuck clearly still stuck in the closet with a gay high-pitched voice from getting heem'd too much

Pick better role models. You're a disappointment to your parents.

no

Does she look down on Conor for not being able to defend his belt?

>p-please use my thread

Sad little man

it's funny how the worst spergs here spend all their time calling other people spergs

She's got a bigger balls than any male champion. It's hilarious.

bumping the current thread because fuck you

They also spend 20+ hours a day on here.

nobody sleeps less than 4 hours a day just to post on Sup Forums dipshit

those people are either doing drugs, fucking, whores, partying, working or video game addicts

please have sex

You type like an aspie.

have sex dumbfuck

>p-p-please leave and don't pick on me in my dafespace!

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you sound like you have experience doing this

(you)

'no' bitch boy

>mandrama boy crying into his cheetos for being told to go back

:^)

>bitch boy literally begging me to leave and stop making fun of him

was that a broken jaw from a punch, knee?

jaw breaking is awesome

have sex

You have school tomorrow don't you mandrama boy? Time for bed little guy.

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why do literal morbidly obese niggers love wwe?

>little guy

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Canadian sperg can't stop getting BTFO

*revs up canadian sperg*

Do you seriously keep reporting other threads? You're the biggest autist around holy fucking shit, what does it matter if people don't use your thread?

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the fuck guys who is deleting threads! GET ON YOUR GUARD FAGGOT IM GONNA HEEM YOU

Who knows dude, autism is a mystery

hah u guys r rly upset

cm punk is gonna win and then well rule u

I told you, he literally sits there spam reporting threads lol

reported

Or maybe the mod is just deleting excess threads being made by the sperg.

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Now THIS is autism.

>-p-p-please use my thread

Dont you have a hobby somali boy?

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*revs up sperg*

who wants some dick?

Both those threads were made before this one

>Getting heem'd twice by the janny in quick succession

Will Adan ever recover?

vroom vroom

lol alright I revved him up boys, he's all yours for the night, enjoy


Gooby bless

if you report a thread enough it just gets autodeleted i believe

Rory vs MVP who wins

Anderson V GSP who wins

>zero(0) posts

who /schaubgregor/ here

>door opens the wrong way

lol what a shitty cuckmobile

I'd love to shave her balls if ya catch mah drift

Bisbong-Hendo Predictions...

Predicting that Bisbong will do what GSP did to Koscheck and torture him for 5 rounds, leaving him with a broken orbital or whatever serious damage.
pic related

yeah he said he was doing something with his phone the one night, connecting as a hotspot and reporting a thread and then connecting back to his wifi or something like that, just doing it over and over spam reporting lmao

Here bro.

schooby

Can anyone above 135 actually defend a title anymore?

no everyone is meme

Three more days until we take our board back.

your mom has defended her biggest slut in town title for years

Night lads

he tries so hard it hurts to look

got a webm of that ?

don't have nightmares about your failed threads lad :)

a punch, if I recall correctly
it was from megan anderson's last fight

that's some serious level of autism

I like it

FRANCIS BULLNOU

Rory*
GSP

*previously thought Rory was done because of the Wonderbread fight, but now realize he was just putting out his last UFC album, so to speak, and wanted to start his new career fresh.

he's making things up lad

Good night bro, Gooby bless your dreams

must be awful being around Schaub, with him asking everyone to take his fucking pic constantly

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>tfw you successfuly manage to rile up every single one of /heem/'s resident autists, except spain

are you here spain
do you have anything to say about the op

fuck these threads are so bad

>Mfw spergs care about being the OP of threads that will 404 in 3 hours

No

>Latest reports have confirmed that UFC 202, headlined by Conor McGregor is the most successful event in mixed martial arts history.

>Dave Meltzer of MMAFighting.com reported this morning that the pay-per-view buy rate was around the 1.65 million mark, putting 202 ahead of McGregor-Diaz’s first bout back at UFC 196, which itself pulled in a stunning 1.6 million buys. The news means that both of McGregor’s last two fights exceeded the previous record in consecutive fights.

>The record number also has ramifications for the sport of Mixed Martial Arts as a whole. When asked on Twitter how many boxing events have exceeded the UFC 202 buy rate, Meltzer estimated it to be “in the region of 10.”

>In actuality it looks to be closer to five, with UFC 202 coming just under Mike Tyson’s first bout with Lennox Lewis.

>What makes these figures all the more staggering is when you take into consideration McGregor’s age. McGregor at 28 years old, holds two places in the top 10 PPV buys of all time in all of combat sports.
tfw Goobz is an actual MMA superstar

all generals are shit
once a sense of community forms everything goes downhill
i only try to keep threads on topic but even i've assumed an identity and people post about me instead of mma sometimes

Not an argument

Is this the biggest power couple in MMA?

If Conor left FW for good Aldo would reign in that division

I wasn't making one. I'm just shocked that you idiots fight and bicker about being OPs of threads that inevitably 404 in a matter of hours.

Got anymore King + God pics? I haven't seen this one before

who true /fitefan/ here

CM = Jim Carrey?

Sage is gonna FREAK

I could heem everyone here and twice on sunday

Lads, how do we fix the problem with flags?
Where everyone who isn't from the US is seen as one person?

How many computers are there in Peru

B a s e d P u n k

is predictioncuck in this thread?

Picks are already locked in goof.

On top of that

"The 1.65 million projected number would not include orders directly through the UFC for streaming rather than traditional television."

He actually did more than 1.65 million

HUGE

wtf is that

she looks like meghan trainor's ugly sister.h
who is she?

>when Gooby makes a better UFC president than you

Loling @ ur life Dana

sage's sister, colby northcutt

damn i missed them because my gf stayed over

sucks to be a normie