Walk into your bedroom

>Walk into your bedroom
>You find Emma Watson sitting on your chair
Wat do???

Gladly allow her to lecture me for 90 minutes on feminism and leave some books with me to read, so long as I get to bust a nut in her mouth

Kick the faggit out after suggesting him to get a haircut

she doesn't have to tell me what happened, but she does have to eat these eggs

Call the cops, she broke into my house.

Do you really need to ask?

Remark on what a surprise this is, ask why she's here, and proceed from there. Nothing i have is worth stealing to someone as wealthy as her, so the reason must be something interesting.

I guess I'd ask her what the fuck she's doing, duh.

Ask her where the chair came from and if I can keep it

I would blush

I'd assume I was dreaming, so obviously I'd proceed to fuck her stupid and make her gargle my cum.

Bitch, get the fuck out of my chair.

Ask her if she is illiterate or if she just didn't see the "no girls allowed" sign on my door.

"GET THE FUCK OFF MY CHAIR, I HAVE TO PLAY RED ORCHESTRA 2 YOU FASCIST SUKI!"

Question how the ever living fuck she got into my place and demand to be know why she's here. Probably grab the nearest thing to me as a weapon also.

For all I know, she could be trying to kill me.

I shal have consensual sex with her in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

I'll give her a book and ask her to read aloud for me. Her accent is the most amazing thing ever.

Well, vigorous sodomy first, obviously (videotaped). Than maybe a pleasant conversation and some drinks.

Turn a 360 and walk away

you mean turn 180 and walk away.

no, he don't

tell her to get the fuck up, i need to shitpost on the 4chins

Are you fucking dumb, he just said '360 and walk away'. Learn how to read.

Tell her all women are objects

i would make a thread about it on Sup Forums asking what other anons would do

Wake up. Why am I dreaming about her? I don't into her films.

offer her some of my cereal

you're dumb as a doorknob. If you turn 360 degrees you would still be facing her.

show her my collection of piss bottles

Rape her while she lectures me on the wage gap.

>"H-hey"
>"Don't mind those bottles, they're just apple juice"

...

>"Wh-What are... y-you doing here?!"
>"N-N-No, I didn't, um, mean that in a, uh, rude way. I-I'm sorry."
>"I-I'm not gonna' make you leave, b-but... please... st-stop staring at me like that. You're m-making me feel uncomfortable..."
Nailed it

anally rape here and tell her to stop being a stupid feminist cunt

Throw her off the chair and begin sniffing it while playing with my diddle.

+1
Damn witch

this guy knows whats up

To be this new.... sweet memories

lol'd

kek not that guy, but you took the bait pretty hard.

Punch the feminist cunt in the face.

nut

lol

After the initial surprise of a celebrity house intruder, I'd ask her why she's there.

Is she in some sort of trouble and hiding? Is she there to specifically see me? To see someone I know? Does she need help?

In a real life situation it's not just going to be "fug her lolo". I mean hopefully it does go in that direction but still >.>

Newfag detected

Oh god

>say hi.
>ask her who let her in
>ask her for a photo op.
>print off the photo
>ask her to sign it whilst filming it on my phone.

>put phone down
>ask like a gentleman if she wants to fool around

>if she isn't down with it ask her to leave politely.

>if she is down with it ravish her, hoping that I have it all on film

Good god

impregnate by rape.

M'lady

Slap the fuck out of this stupid fembitch and get her out of my house. She'd be lucky if I didn't take her to the police for breaking and entering.

>drop my pants
>wave my "wand" at her
>yell "Experiamus"

who is she? she looks fine af

Harry Potter woman