You got 10 seconds to explain the universe!

You got 10 seconds to explain the universe!

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Whaaaaaaaaaaaa?

God did it.

Universe?
everything
is either A or not A

It isn't.

How could you possibly know that

It's big... really big, nope, bigger than that...

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It's everything.
Only took me one and a half nigger.

She's a cold cold mistress who will fuck you and your mother

The bible says so.

Everything matters - nothing matters

it hasn't ended yet and I am sad

you use Poe*s law wrong. Obvious troll is obvious

Something from nothing

This is not a well posed question.

We are god.
We created the universe for ourselves.
We are all of one conscience, expeiencing the universe from almost infinite different lives and points of view.
Consciousness is a backdoor through the whole universe, and when you die, you can wake up on another habitable planet, in another galaxy, millions of light years away almost instantaneously.

DONE!

It's outterspace it never ends and it full of billions of planets and galaxy's with different worlds and life you can never imagine

fuck this shitty definition of god
dont have the balls to say there is no god?

Buncha fuk'n buusheet bruh.

Inexplainable.

Checkmate athiests.

The trick is: there is nothing

1 - 1 = 0

We are the equation not the sum at the end.

The universe is fucked
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We're all doomed
>Doomed

The jews did 9/11

empty assertions
PLEASE read "
The Apology of Socrates by Plato" before posting shit again:
sjsu.edu/people/james.lindahl/courses/Phil70A/s3/apology.pdf

stars and shit

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Most of the universe is Black and Purple. Niggers are Black and Purple. Niggers are around us all.

Carlsberg, probably the best lager in the universe.
youtube.com/watch?v=q0OwMShNbsY

close enough for me

It's all a program.

Universal Laws and all physics work because they were programmed to, not because they make logical sense.

We are a simulation

DARK MATTER MATTERS!!!

even if true, we have no way to know this

Empty assertions my ass. Read a fucking physics book and you will find the big bang created an equal amount of matter and anti matter that if shared the same space would cancel each other out, faggot.

Everything sucks, no one matters, you're all gonna die. Peace out.

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evolution happened, spots evolved into the planets

Someone sneezed and gas expanded

Nothing.

muh nigga

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Faggots everywhere.

rare

OP is a faggot

indeed.

Explain something that might not even be finite in 10 seconds. I can explain how retarded you are OP: Standing next to infinity itself. Be proud.

In the beginning the universe was created, this has made a lot of people very angry and is generally considered a bad move.

Shit created Shit some Shit worships Shit for eternal Shit in Shit.

The universe is endless
Life has no meaning
Dead is black, forgotten like birth

"They don't think it be like it is, but it do"

Words to live by.

This

God was fapping real hard one day and had an explosive orgasm known as the big bang. aaaaaaand here we are.

The Universe is a beautiful place full of mystery and splendor, and simply piques our passiont to pursue the significant queries of how it is bound together.

The universe is a particle of dust hitching a ride on a never ending waterbug skipping through an unfathomable pond.

It just fucking is. we can guess all fucking eternity but we'll truly never know it's origins or WHY it fucking exists and works and where all the fucking matter to create it even came from.

And ghosts are real because I read a ghost book

QFT

a thing where stuff happens and nobody can make sense of it

boom then shit happens

A nigger taught me those words. Does that take away from its validity?