Story time:

Story time:

WARNING! This actually happened today.

>be me
>be manager at taco bell and open store today
>there's only two of us and fuck tons of work
>8:30 AM, down syndrome fedora and trenchcoat walks in
>I'd like to try your rolled chicken tacos, he says
>sorry, we don't serve lunch until 9 AM
> "Damn, so I'm guessing bean burritos are out of the question too huh
>yeah we don't serve lunch until 9 AM
>well I guess I'll wait then
> ok
> We keep working until 9:10 because i hate ppl who don't have anything better to do than wait for a fucking business to open, even if its a fedora loving retard.
>mostly done with necessary work
> go to front and tell him we're ready
>"Brilliant"
>continues to order a bunch of shit as we get pounded in the ass on the drivethru window

sorry, just ranting.. I fucking hate people

go ahead nigger

You are a massive faggot.

go fuck urself, ur probably one of them

go make me rolled chicken taco you fucking slave

i love fucking with assholes like yours' food

>be manager at taco bell and open store today

you brought this on yourself

massive respect for fast food workers. i do pastry and pantry at a steakhouse and we get assfucked by our chef if we dont do 13 minute ticket times. cant imagine moving as fast as you guys do.

we get bitched at if an order takes over 3 minutes from the second they hit the ordering speaker, to the second they roll out the lot. it's hard work, but time does fly by quickly.

Get an education and get an actual career neckbeard. You are complaining about people no better off than you are.

>Be retard
>Decide tomorrow I'm going to have a good day
>Go to sleep early so I can wake up early and start the day off right
>Wake up and have a hankering for Taco Bell
>Want to try something new because my therapist says I should
>Walk into Taco Bell and ask for rolled chicken tacos
>The manager says they don't serve lunch yet
>Don't get angry
>Wait patiently because I'm going to have a good day
>Manager says lunch is served at 9
>Sit and wait past 9
>Don't get angry or annoy the manager because I'm going to have a good day
>He comes and gets me
>I'm extra polite to him
>Have rolled chicken taco
>It's delicious
>Have a good day

i have a bachelors degree, thanks for the shitty advice you basement dweller.

>works at taco bell
>complains
you chose this life OP, now go be the faggot you chose to be and stop whining like a bitch

a bachelors in what? Taco creation? Thats not a career.

cont....

>go home
>get dick sucked by mom
>take a nap, wake up 3 hours later
>get dick sucked by sister
>break up weed, blaze it
>watch star trek
>get $$$

your degree is in shitty joke making

I don't have a degree, I do however have a red Seal certification for machining, a red seal certification for millwright, a B ticket in welding, and I am officially licensed to create aircraft parts and hydraulic cylinders used in said aircrafts. You are just upsetti that nobody thinks your story is as funny as you or your co-workers do.

you must be fat as fuck, or just a lying retard.

OP here, just said i was ranting, not that it was a funny story or anything. don't be mad, newfriend

You think we dont know what you pisspots do to our food? Thats cute, you fucking newfag. I fucking live for that shit, it pleases me knowing that you cum/spit or put whatever in my shit, I FUCKING CRAVE THAT SHIT. Thats what fast food is for, fags to think they're getting one over on us but guess what?? Youre the one working at tacobell and I'm the one thirsting for more of your cum filled tacos you pimple faced fuck

Whatever helps you sleep at night.

you'll never prove otherwise, so stay butthurt

you must've gotten a degree in poor life decisions you stupid faggot

wow, tons of butthurt in this thread lmao

why do you work at taco bell if you have a degree?????

>Be me
>This summer. I have just turned 18
>Living in Texas, near the Chisos in Big Bend National Park
>Go camping there all of memorial day weekend with gf and other couple we're friends with
>Day one: Go out, do a few day hikes to get the lay of the land, and camp at a beautiful spot on the open rocky desert.
>Day two: Spend a half hour driving out to trailhead for a two day day in/day out deal. Oatmeal for breakfast
>Spend about half a day hiking in to the campsite, each chorizo on bagels for lunch, and then do one of the hikes in the area. Emerald peak, which I highly recommend
>Have salmon and pesto and pasta soup for dinner, best fucking camping food ever. Also some spicy beef jerky on the hike up emerald
>Did not shit for entirety of day 2
>Wake up on day three
>Hells fury in the bowels
>Unleash it in the campground toilet
>Crisisaverted.gif
>We had a full hike planned for today
>Hopefullythatwasthendofit.rar
>Hahlolnope
>Get started on the south rim trail in the Chisos
>Really beautiful. Great vista from the edge. Beautiful valleys. There was some fog in the valleys under the great Texas sky that made it nearly surreal. I'm not a religious person, but there was certainly something there
I digress
>The trail goes through three valleys into the main valley where our car and a village is.
>To get to the village, there is about thirty minutes or so of plains in the valley.
>At the top of the hill into the plains, start getting cramps
>nononononononono.fuckme
>Tell friends
>Everyone starts moving it
>Can't run because the switchbacks are really steep
>After what seems like eternity I reach the bottom of the hill.
>I leave my gear with my friends, except for some biodegradable wipes and a trowel in case I don't make it
Will cont

Womens studies?
Gender studies?
Philosophy?

>Be taco bell chicken taco
>Sleeping in freezer
>Woken at 9:10am by some dickless prick pulling me out into the open
>Get thrown into deep fryer
>ouch.jpg
>Some cunt who muttering "I fucking hate tards" for no reason wraps me up
>Says "I cant wait to post this on Sup Forums" before giving me to a happy smiling person
>get eaten

This yes. I have worked at Burger King and Wendy's in my younger years. As an old fag now I eat at restaurants where I have a waiter/waitress. I always tip 20 to 40% no matter what. Even if the service is shitty. Everyone has a bad day and I get that.

>About five minutes out, hear a splish noise
>look down
>Liquid shit.
>Everywhere
>Run off the path into the spot in between two switchbacks (I know I know I didn't realize it)
>Liquidized Satan spews out of my asshole
>Not to mention trumpet blasts of weapons grade mustard gas
>No please
>My clothes are ruined
>Like, unwearable.
>The wipes are not enough.
>My friends are still five minutes behind me
>And then, to everyones fucking surprise, it fucking breaks out into a fucking hailstorm
>I kid you not, it blew over from the Sierra Nevadas in Mexico, and fucking pummeled me, sitting there, naked, alone, in the middle of the wilderness, covered in shit.
>When my friends find me, I am crying in the fetal position
>I get cleaned up, run into the village, and shower for about an hour.
>That, children, is why you always shit while hiking.

because I hate the subject my degree is in. It was a 60 hours a week behind a laptop screen, and I didn't want to do that, at least at taco bell I can have fun and meet different people. also, i never pay for food and get paid well. its really not a bad job, just some ppl drive me crazy

made me kek

>Be me, wageslave at Taco Bell
>Some downy comes up to me with a retarded smile on his face
>"IUH WAN' SUM CHIKIN TACOS!" It screams
>Politely notify it that lunch isn't served until nine.
>It sit's down at the table and waits for four fucking hours
>With the same retarded smile
>At 9:10, I go deep fry a taco
>Mutter "I fucking hate tards"
>Hand the taco over to the tard, and go off shift.
>Hear tard happily say "I CANNUT WAIT TO POST DIS ON SWASH BEE

...

>be me
>wife picks up Taco Bell for lunch
>mfw eating beef & bean burrito
>mfw no face
BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T PUT IT IN THE BAG - FUCK YOU OP

I was hiking in the Chisos this summer, and I ate a bunch of spicy shit the day before a big hike. I then proceeded to not shit. When the my bowels did decide to revolt, it happened at the most inconvenient time, and a fucking hailstorm happened.

lmao we forget shit all the time

I was pissed today.

OTOH one time you guys fucked up my drive thru order [which was corrected] and you let me keep the wrong stuff too.

BONUS - it was also my birthday dinner

I feel ya OP, I'm trying to get employed at taco hell, when I went to go turn in my application I ordered some with double salsa and that shit was delicious, had to add fire sauce to the white people salsa though

>be me
>be 88 years old
>live at old folks home
>scheduled to die today at 12pm
>send grandson to taco bell at 8am to get my final meal, a taco bell chicken roll
>grandson returns
>find cum inside chicken roll

>be OP
>have to do my shitty job oh god life is hard
>gonna die alone
>fap to cartoons
>cheeto dust on balls
>cheeto dust everywhere
>kill me now jesus