No girlfriend ever

no girlfriend ever

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>tfw still can't get over an ex girlfriend from years ago

based joshy

Are Australian chicks easy or hard to get? What if I'm there on vacation? Will that fetishize my American penis will they want nothing to do with me?

Asking for a friend.

if you're a good looking person, you can get any girl from any nation.

stop being retarded.

>if you're a good looking person

Might as well just kill myself because I'm not good looking.

Make shitloads of money senpai

Just don't go full retard and knock up a bitch, or worse, marry one.

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I am very handsome and have high cheekbones, a defined jawline and a Big Strong Body

Based WalkBro

who's rather large bottom is this

Whose* oops

>tfw finally had sex this year

it only took 23 years but dem wiz powers are gone forever

Easy, people are very promiscuous. They prefer Sven and Francois to Americans though.

OP whose ass is this? I need to fap

HELP!!! Need the sauce of that chubby beauty an Austrailian posted in another porn thread yesterday. I couldn't save it and thread got deleted. Pls, help a fellow wanker out.

>tfw she doesn't even think about you anymore

>They prefer Sven and Francois to Americans though.
American women are the same way. Fucking Europeans. You do not deserve the glory.

Tell me about it.

Oh well

Tell me more about it

kek try working with the "boring autist with the ugly accent" cliché

and yet

met a girl on reddit and we've been dating a few months now and lost our virginity together too

I fucking used the first chance to move cities just to get away from her
I am maximum cucked lad

He's a big guy

Based goosey

I moved states away. I moved from Cincinnati to Austin for a job, well over 1k miles away and to get away from her memory. Jokes on me because she moved to LA.

Don't know why I even saved this but I kinda think this picture is very related to this thread.

Based Straffo

could be worse lads
I'm having open heart surgery in a couple weeks

how old are you

>tfw I'm in love with a Dutch athlete who will never know I exist
Come now, who has it worse? But really Godspeed and good luck user

How fat are you?

Why?

How is that worse

I think many people fall into that trap actually thinking they can just run away
Oh well

good luck

I know that feel

>tfw no Dafne gf

24
190cm 80kg
my aorta ascendens is 53mm wide instead of the normal 20mm
dunno

Yeah they sure do. I'm moving home though. I miss Ohio.

It's a miserable feel. Oh well. Somewhere she is happy. This is solace enough.

>190cm 80kg

That's okay. But on the other side it's even worse because that means that your health problems are not caused by your eating habits.

Wish you best of luck, mijn Freund.

exactly

its actually just MUH GENETICS
feels pretty bad that my heart is in worse shape than degenerate fat people

Congratulations, man. It took me just as long to do the deed. All that matters is we got the job done and didn't die a disgrace.

What makes it even worse that I'm probably not even out of her league. I could easily compete with her skeltor bf. It all about wrong time, wrong place.

If an ugly motherfucker like me has fucked 14 women by the age of 21, than any of you motherfuckers can do it.

FYI when you have low self esteem it doesn't get better after you finally get laid. If anything it gets worse. The emotions start getting way more complex, you ponder why anyone ever had sex with you and you become certain no one ever will again. And this time you know what you're missing.

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Oh agreed dude. I just have no means by which to ever interact with her in the physical world. We share no proximity/propinquity.

>I am very handsome and have high cheekbones, a defined jawline and a Big Strong Body
So you are a manlet