who /sports junkie/ here
>can't stop watching sports
>will literally watch any sport
SPORT
>subscription to every sports channel I can find
>need to know everything about the sport I watch
>stayed up all night last night watching chinese lacrosse
s-sports
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You just have way more free time then you should.
Addicted to beisbol only desu senpai
I'm kind of like you. I'm obsessed with sports. I wish I could get a sports related job just so I could be around sports all day. Like I would love to be a tennis racquet stringer and just tour the world with the players and string their racquets. Or I could be an agent. Or even a sports writer.
lol get a life fuckin weirdos
>he actually likes sport
>he doesn't have the bare minimum of knowledge of a sport to shitpost on here and that's it
LMAO
if i could have sex with sports, i would
>TFW currently on my PRAC to become a sports teacher
>having ANY knowleedge on sports
tell me: why?
>Mom has recently gotten into diving
>3m, 10m, synchronous diving, she's watching everything
>She even stays up until 3 AM, just to watch youth tournaments on the other side of the globe
>She also has an obsession with figure skating and gymnastics
>My mom is literally more sports-obsessed than anyone else in the family.
I don't even know how to feel.
this was a joke thread desu
who /everything junkie/ here?
watch all sports
watch all tv series
follow all the news
listen to all the music
read all the books
listen to all the podcasts
I only watch baseball and college football religiously.
>mfw I watched like 48 total hours of Olympic Handball last month and I had no clue what the rules of handball were
you have a chance as a sport writer
Can I fuck your mom?
Also I assume you top lads ITT are watching the Paralympics right now.
Also I watch sports all fucking day but I watch so many of them that I'd be considered a casual for all of them since I don't have time to focus on any. Except maybe baseball.
Feels bad
is that the VT guy?
Literally the shittiest sports. How do you do it?
Livetv.ex/en
Use it.
I stay up almost every night watching literally anything and everything that's on. Indonesian bandy? Brazilian polo? There's always something on.
Incorrect. Greatest sport ever. You just don't have the intimate understanding required to appreciate baseball. It's beyond a sport. Baseball is a spiritual experience. The entirety of human history was a build up to the advent of baseball. Baseball is life.
why do all of you baseball aspies always say shit like "it's more than a sport" and basically insult everyone who doesnt watch it?
god you people are insufferable
I watch a shit ton of sports because I have no friends, no girlfriend, no life. so at least they take up a lot of time
Baseball is more than a sport he's right
It's a commercial and a way to pass the time while eating and chatting to friends. Nobody actually watches it
that is fucking weird at least get addicted to something fun like pussy you simp
I used to be the same way. I once found myself watching the Under 18 Disc Golf Chamionship at 8am on a Saturday. It was a low point.
You need to seek quality over quantity. Dedicate yourself to a few teams in different sports (3 at the most). Inevitably being a team fan is more rewarding than being a sports fan. Pick your local teams in the mainstream sports. I guess for you that would be AFL, NRL, or soccer shit? Whatever. You need to focus in on the sports and teams most relevant to you geographically and socially. There is hope.
The days of Chinese lacross, Russian sailing, Guatamalan ping-pong, and Martian rock-tossing are over. You must abandon the urge to watch whatever random shit stream you can find. Dedicate yourself to YOUR team. Spend your spare time reading articles, listening to podcasts, and prepping for game day. And once you do this the satisfaction you feel when your team wins will be immeasurable.
It's about quality of experience, not quantity.
Good luck. God speed. Keep shut posting.
I reall feel bad for you guys.
>americans obsess over the "cerebral experience" that is baseball
>it's literally a dumbed down version of cricket
really makes you think
>hate sports for most of my life
>never get to participate in sports discussions
>only play video games and read comics
>2011/2012ish
>browse Sup Forums exclusively almost
>here lots of shit about Sup Forums being a cesspit
>check it out
>"H-Heh, lots of shit talk here. W-Wow,l-lots of characters, kinda like Street Fightsr... Lots of drama too! H-Heh, maybe this i-is cool..."
>fast forward
>barely play video games
>become sports nerd
>watch guides and videos on how to throw a spiral ans tips to throw it farther so can actually participate in family gathering football games
I don't blame you for feeling that way. It was your misfortune to be born into circumstances that didn't provide for you an avenue to appreciate the greatest game ever played.
I now know what it must have felt like as a Christian missionary to encounter the savage in the jungle. How can I possibly explain the majesty knowing Baseball? Without having experienced it first hand you will never comprehend the wonder of this game. You look on as the unenlightened and you do not see what I am capable of seeing. You do not possess the mental or spiritual faculties to experience Baseball ecstasy. I pity your lot in life. To live and die without being a witness to the game and history that is Baseball must be so superficial and devoid of true joy. It makes me so sad I can't get through to you people. I guess some were just doomed to live in the dark.
kind of feel
>played sports all throughout childhood, was starting linebacker for undefeated seasons from 4th through 7th grade
>never watched sports or really liked them, I hated practice and the only pleasure I got was making huge hits
>dad was assistant coach dad and yelled at me when I made a mistake playing
>hated sports, older brother and dad would always watch them and I was too busy playing Garry's Mod and other autistic shit
>become stoner in 10th grade and don't go out for any varsity team
>sick of video games and need other shit to distract me from my depression spiral
>finally into sports
>realize I was a good athlete and should have at least gone to some meme d3 school for football or basketball
>realize I missed out on shitloads of pussy
>realize being forced to play sports fucked me up hardcore and ruined something that I actually love
fuck this gay earth
going to annihilate this bottle of whisky while I watch the Broncos get facefucked
Is anyone becoming the opposite? I feel like sports need the oxygen of controversies to survive but corporate sponsors that fill the sports with money punish people for it. It's like you can't have one without the other and the conflict is the entire point.
This is why I think tennis is dying, it's like a zero personality or controversy sport. NFL is thriving simply because of the national anthem stuff.
This is also why I've become politics obsessed.
How does that make it any different from any other sport?
>Only watch sports because I have no life
>Get a shit job and become upset at having to miss sports
Angry you're missing the curling chamionships because you're sharpening skates to pay for your mom's slow fried bologna?
Must be tough north of the border. Just convert to Islam and start selling weed and you'll be fine. But make no mistake, there will be no Canadian NHL team winning the Cup anytime soon.
I still haven't gotten over the Olympics. I spend hours googling rowing, water polo and track cycling and also creating threads about irrelevant sports in this forum to see if anyone else cares.
I switched my schedule around so i would be closing on friday night just so i wouldnt have to the next morning and be up for a 6:30am premiere league match
This desu
I literally consume everything. I don't even have time for a job because I'm too busy watching and reading shit.
Canoe Slalom on Olympic channel soon
Who hype here?
Anyway I've spent all day today watching Paralympics, and women's baseball
I want to change jobs and get into journalism, particularly sports journalism, but I just don't know how the fuck to get my foot in the door. The only experience I have writing is with my college newspaper from a few years ago.
>tfw obsessed with sports
>and anime
I started to watch baseball, that was 7 years ago & then moved on to football, that was 6 years ago & then I got into soccer, that was 5 years ago, haven't moved on since. Goat sport IMO, just watch european soccer, mls Is a joke.
> I download about 100 gb of porn per month. Sometimes I watch 3 xxx movies at same time (while browsing porn in my cellphone). My cocks head looks like a red kraut. I'm a porn addicted. Right now I'm touching myself. Every Sunday I go to church and ask jesus to kill me. I can't hold it anymore. My last girfriend left me because I was caught spanking my willie with her dog in the same room, she send me a whatsaap calling me a fag because I like to see cumshots.
If you aren't a complete sperg i recommend that you should try get into sports journalism.
I know this feel bro. Every time im at work and have to miss 1 second of playoff sports i just get fucking choked.
I've been obsessed with sports ever since a kid
I think it's my autism. I like the routine, stats and grandeur of it all
one time when I was 12 I woke up at 3am to watch women's world cup
>work at a family owned business so I can work on and off without worry
>completely abandon work when the Olympics come
>manage to turn my sleep schedule upside down since 70% of the events are at night here
>I'll watch anything, abusing BBC and NOS with a proxy
>Olympics are over and suddenly I don't care about 90% of sports anymore
Worth it lads. Can't wait till 2020
Christ Almighty Sup Forums here
A lot of people in this thread sound like a lot of people in Sup Forums before they got castrated by big eyed waifus
Sports are cool, but maybe chill out and read a book?
I want to do this as well lads. I figured just do it >for free on whatever website will publish it with your name on. I submitted a couple to one recently and they were all 'great thanks welcome to the team' and never posted the articles.
Just carry trying on I guess. I'm not scared of failure in itself, I'm just scared of people that know me knowing I've failed.
i work as a sports journalist and its dank af but it hard to get a job since the traditional print journalism business s dying and most media companies still havent figured out how to make money online.
Shit man, being obsessed with sports is alot better than putting your entire paycheck up your nose.
>read a book
Can we make that a sports magazine?
Perhaps an biography
I kinda got hooked on fencing since the olympics. I started going to 4 trainings a week, and watch and read up on it in my freetime. I figure it's better than if I was waiting on the latest game or series and would just binge on it. Sports are awesome, literally no one tells you (or CAN tell you) that you're wasting your time.
But I realized that I find it really hard to get into sports without actually practicing them myself.
Is she also practicing any of it? Because hat would be pretty mint.
You are Sup Forums incarnate. This is good user. But make sure you take breaks, and it wouldn't hurt if you did some P.E yourself, right?
its a safe hobby and a good talking point desu
As a country that has ex colonies that fucking love baseball, I agree, baseball is fun
>it's a commercial
lol, what
>baseball
>"dumbed down"
>tons of different situations depending on count, which bases are occupied, number of outs, type of pitcher, type of batter, speed of batter, speed of baserunners
>tons of different possibilities for each situation
>cricket
>hit a ball and run back and forth in a straight line
LMAO
>mfw my b8 gets taken seriously and lasts for more than a day
Kill yourself, you stupid aborted Aussie fuck.
>aborted
>mexican education
Sports suck.
If you like sports you have bad genetics.
hey Mr sport
is there a good site where I can watch the EPL? I don't mind paying
please help :(
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>tfw nhl center ice
>tfw sunday ticket
>tfw nba game pass
>tfw mlb tv pemium
>tfw every f1 race
>tfw i spend all thaat fucking money just for those one or two moments in a season where your team does something amazing and you lose your shit
watching both right now, nice choices
Used watch alot of different sports then i got into mma now thats mainly all I watch. Its so addicting,
I wish I had a gf to free me from this prison.
>get gf
>she plays multiple team sports
>had a gf
>fucking her during a sports game
>thinking about the shitposting on Sup Forums I'm missing while my dick is inside her