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How was the episode, lads?
STRONG WOMEN
WEAK MEN
stannis is alive
Apologize.
Why is Dany's face so fucking stupid?
She pulled the same face last episode as well.
Reminder the show has to assert Euron as a EVIL VILLAIN that the audience should hate next week since Ramsay is kill. What will he do?
on the point?
>a really fucking great episode by all the standards of gods and men
>Sup Forums desperately tries to make every minor fault seem like another shoah
I fucking hate this place.
So what? Euron is just gonna attack Danny now or is his cock that big?
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this show isnt being made for book readers anymore
with scenes like the dany/asha scene you can clearly see that they have moved on to a new audience since they can no longer please book readers and they know it
got is now squarely aimed at normies, tumblr, reddit and SJWs
is anyone ever going to make a superedit of all the episodes without mother of donuts?
Theoden king stands alone
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So how did /got/ like this episode?
Pretty decent to me.
HOWEVER:
1. Negotiations between Ramsay and Jon. FFS, Jon has been developing for 5 fucking books, surely he can come up with some sick slams, not just "Let's fight man to man kind sir!" I'd take anything even "I killed a walker, I'll wreck you too bastard" geez.
2. Pic related is a fucking cringefest. let alone "I support you but you don't raid!" Are you fucking kidding me? That has been tried TWICE, first by Aegon then by Robert, and both times ironborns went to raiding, they simply have no choice, the islands are empty. And they basically butcher Euron some more, and follow it up by some cringe Asha pick up lines.
3. The battle sequence is predictable as fuck.
4. Ramsay's "I'm a part of you now". He's literally Joker now.
Are there any good villains left?
At least Yara's ass looked decent.
sorry
>I fucking hate this place.
You can't end your bait with this because the obvious answer is just "leave then"
>The final villains of Song and Ice and Fire are The Kingslayer, The Nights King and The Iron Born King
>men fighting for their literal lives in the mud crawling over dead bodies and getting stabbed
>women sit in comfort from afar quipping
YO WUN WUN, YOU WANT ANY IMPROVISED ARMOR OR WEAPONRY? I THINK IT MIGHT BE A TACTICAL ADVANTAGE.
>10/10 is in the first place
Did you post it in reddit too?
Not alone
D&D writing
two characters meet
1:they met in the past
>"the last time we met was at (location), you said (this) and (that)"
2:they meet for the first time
>"we have (this) and (that) in common, *exposition* *exposition*, let's do things together"
/D&D writing
Why didn't Jon just kill Ramsay when they met before the battle? Why didn't Melly just create a shadowbabby to assassinate Ramsay? Why didn't Rickon just looked back when he run?
Dany
>great episode
i must ask you to go back to re.ddit
>Rickon got killed like an idiot because he forgot to run zigzagging
>corpses form a semicircle out of nowhere
>Sansa could have just told John to stall for time and wait for reinforcements
BRAVO
i wonder how Dany would precent a horde that big from raping and piallging everything in their sights
No.
The Night's King?
>15 men being charged at 100,000 Dothraki
>We're expected to believe once they were dead the Dothraki peacefully stood down and joined the rest of Dany's Army
>WANNA FUCK AFTER WE MURDER OUT BAD UCLE DRAGON QUEEN?
I won't even start with how "no raiding" pact is a complete bullshit on a showfag like you.
The battle itself was ok.
I can't. I've tried.
This place is crawling with Redditors and showfags and crossboarders tonight.
Don't be surprised there's a lot of "le ebin episode" ratings.
>>Yara promising that Ironborn will stop raping despite that being their nature.
Just betrayed her own people there.
SEE YOU FUCKS NEXT WEEK
WHERE ILL BE BINDING DRAGONS AND FUCKING QUEENS
Plot and dialogue were retarded but the cinematography was bretty gud tbph. I knew the Vale army was coming yet still felt it was hella fuck*in epik
I did think that. Why the fuck not pull a few zigs and zags?
>your father was evil
>well yours as well
>:)
>;)
>inb4 Jaime kills the Night King so people continue to call him Kingslayer but its meant as a complement now instead of an insult
Just checked out utube reviews and everyone is like "ZOMG, one of the best episodes evar!!!!!!!!111!!!"
>retards, retards everywhere
Why didn't they ride the eagles to Winterfell?
Armor?
>dat pic
Holy shit.
>Why didn't Rickon just looked back when he run?
He's not fast enough
>you need to help me kill my brother
>why should I?
>he thinks women cant be leaders
>then lets go kick his ass
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Final villains will al be men
>final three heroes, Danny, Yara and Salsa, are all women
Pottery
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I've read the books (though I have to admit, I don't remember shit of the Iron Niggers chapters) so why is the "no raiding" pact bullshit?
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Wtf were they even pinned against?
wun wun didn't have to sacrifice his life and could've waited for the vale army to arrive
>final heroes are also three queens
>Wun Wun can't break that line by himself by just throwing himself into it
dragons, speeches and gurllll power
>guys i need you to stop raping (and slaving which everyone seems to have completely forgotten about when you all joined me)
>grumble from dothraki
>guys think of the stronk womyn who raised you , your mothers , your sisters , your lovers , your daughters
>dothraki nod in agreement
screencap this
>mfw this is accurate af
This place is indistinguishable from Reddit.
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Daenerys
Rickon graduated from the prometheus school of running away from things :DD
DUDE DRAGONS LOL
Almost looks like Lena
they literally do nothing else
>"the last time we met was at (location), you said (this) and (that)"
you think they're fucking in there?
BECAUSE THEY'RE LITERALLY RAIDERS YOU FUCKING NIGGER
They have no resources on their islands and they're too chimpish to learn to farm
So who will die next week?
I choose Tommen and Jaime
>both our fathers were killed by usurpers
WTF Dany learn the fucking history of the continent you want to rule so much
FAG/got/S ON SUICIDE WATCH
That baby is very clearly not half-white. Probably adopted or some shit
>literally live on a rock amid salty water
>house words are we do not sow
>guise i need you to stop doing the only thing that is sustaining you and then you can be independent
k lol gurl power
atleast in the books yara plans on annexing farmland from the north for her peaceful utopia
Hopefully this is the last season
They've set it up so conveniently for Daenerys i don't see the point in any more seasons. Unless Daeny ends up fighting against the Starks, which i highly doubt.
tommen cersei and all of kings landing
I mean, Balon was a retard sure but I wouldn't call him evil
FOR THE VALE
Why didn't he just throw a bunch of horses on top of the shield wall
>DnD claimed this was an accurate representation of a medieval pitch battle
DABID
It looks like they might kill Melly Sanders next episode, especially with Carice being pregnant which would delay filming her scenes or alter them too much.
>strawpoll.me
what?
>Why didn't Jon just kill Ramsay when they met before the battle
because honor and stuff. No, but really haven't heard from a single battle where that would have happened.
>Why didn't Melly just create a shadowbabby to assassinate Ramsay
prolly would take too long and kings semen
> Why didn't Rickon just looked back when he run?
I honestly cringed at that but I guess it was more comfortable to him of suddenly dying than looking back to the arrow coming at him
>jon literally beating the fuck out of ramsay
>no over the top sword fight, just beats the shit out of him
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In real battles, did many soldiers accidentally killed their own during a meelee?
Also that horse charge was p. cool.
R+L=D
See You just have to look at those utubers to know what kind of people you're dealing with.
>Engage main enemy force with cavalry
>Hit them with archers after main engagement
>Surround them with your infantry
It is like he took basic textbook strategy and put it in a mixer with Vodka
Only if you admit you are hacks
fallen soldiers
based on how long it took the Greyjoy's to get to Dany, Dany should be in King's Landing next episode right?
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>strawpoll.me
Jesus christ, crossposters out in full force tonight.
>getting pregnant
the fuck these bitches thinking
As a military asset, Wun wun was fucking useless except for breaking down the gate.
attack dany, Yara or Theon kill him and take his ships, dany has the fleet she needs
Why is reddit so easy to please?
I enjoyed that scene more than I expected to
Maybe even more satisfying than Joffreys bitch death
When this happens in the book (Implying it ever comes out) Sansa will look like a hero not an incompetent psychopath. And if Ramsay somehow does get hold of Rickon he will be seven years old as opposed to 34 so we can excuse no Zig Zagging