/para/ - paralympics general

Today:
Athletics including 5000m T11, multiple shot put classifications, long jump and 100m heats.
Cycling pursuit races
Judo lightweight classes
Lifting lightweight classes
Shooting: air rifles
Various 100/200m swimming classifications
Wheelchair Basketball prelim matches


Schedule in full results.paralympics.channel4.com/paralympic/schedules/overview.html


Channel 4 has good streams for people who can't get it live on their TV: paralympics.channel4.com/watch-live/

Full list of sports: paralympics.channel4.com/sports/

Channel 4 ad: youtube.com/watch?v=IocLkk3aYlk

Other urls found in this thread:

teamusa.org/rio-2016-paralympic-games/live-stream/watch-guide
paralympic.org/news/sport-week-introduction-football-7-side
youtube.com/watch?v=3CmUXvnF168
youtube.com/watch?v=lt5nGTYdRCU
paralympics.channel4.com/watch-live/day-live-wheelchair-basketball-roa-morning-session/
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siamand_Rahman
paralympics.channel4.com/watch-live/
youtube.com/watch?v=KsdPPfqiEpY
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

first for england

How good are >we likely to do in this?
Second again or better

We came 3rd behind Russia at London and they're banned this time. The Chinese will win, yanks don't care about paralympics.

I like your women's wheelchair basketball team. Sophie Carrigill is a top qt.

Do you think cripples have orgies?

Why wouldn't they?

I would have several orgies with her...

She's in Brazil right now. She's a French tennis player.

oh shit it's the spaz from Breaking Bad

when it starts?

Right now

Now, some table tennis is on (Just one feed though.)

Might be on dailymotion for you guys (Or youtube, dunno what nippon is allowed)

Ameribros, use this:
teamusa.org/rio-2016-paralympic-games/live-stream/watch-guide

The UK stream is also available for everyone

Yes, but it's awful.

thanks gonna search some stream

>wang

Football sevens starting now.

Brazil vs GB.

Let's hope GB wins.

thanks gonna watch this

when do they play the wheelchair football events?

I wonder if I would find her if I use my fake GPS with Tinder...

Nice one

paralympic.org/news/sport-week-introduction-football-7-side
>The sport is for athletes with cerebral palsy and traumatic brain injury

>Athletes are allocated to four sport classes (FT5, FT6, FT7 and FT8) depending on the impact of the athlete’s impairment on his performance.

>Each team has to have one FT5 or FT6 player on the field at all times and is not allowed to have more than one FT8 player on the field.

They don't, but wheelchair basketball is popular.
Good luck.
youtube.com/watch?v=3CmUXvnF168

I'm wathcing JUDO

It's called goalball I think.

how many bongs left

Weren't you the nihonjin guy who created daily judo threads on the Olympics?

Nah, im not that stupid

Time for my swimfu

In which class does she compete?

Pic related, Norway's greatest medal favourite.

Jess Long is a big favourite in S8

Neat. Sarah Louise Rung took two gold and two silver in London, and might win even more this year. She's in the S5 class.

id thump that stump if you know what i mean

Those football guys look pretty normal to me desu.

The commentators even said one of them played with Rooney at Everton before the cerebral palsy.

Di Maria has some slick moves

and after the cerebral palsy he became England captain

...

any good working stream? the ones posted here aren't working for me

youtube.com/watch?v=lt5nGTYdRCU

>the person that uploaded this video didn't allow it to be available in your country

reeeeee

>Jews win again

I am hyped for the wheelchair races.

...

Yeah, those are good times.

David Weir won four golds in London, he's going for five in Rio

FIRST WORLD RECORD LADS

BASED
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A chink got a WR at swimming earlier.

any good stream without geographical bullshit?

No. This is why we should never leave such events to South America.

Does the stream in the OP not work?

YOU BRITS CHEAT AT EVERY SPORTS TOUGH LOOK AT CYCLING AND THE VELODROME
FOR EXAMPLE AND HOW TEAM SKY DOPES YOUR ATHELETES SO THEY WIN GOLD. TEAM
SKY MIGHT AS WELL MANAGE ENGLAND SO THEY CAN ACTUALLY WIN A WORLD CUP FOR
ONCE GAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

no :(

it says it's not available in my country

This is why nobody likes you, Sverige.

>tfw you know the goldrush is going to continue

Thanks, Swedebro!

>7 players
>4 yellow cards

HUEHUHUHEUHEUHEUHEUEHUHEUHEHEU

What are you guys watching at the moment?

Swimming.

Jewish qt won.

i would stab a baby in the eye to lick that nigress's bum hole

>mfw blind judoka dont run away
>and its more like real JUDO

Is olympic Judo that bad?

>watching some 100m heat
>3 runners, two with handlers and one that looks pretty damn normal, even shows off her wedding ring
>race starts, one girl with handler no where to be seen
>normal looking girl just runs ridiculously slowly, girl with handler blows her out by like 15 seconds

don;t know if I can watch this lads

I found it was the taekwando that produced more of those tactics

When is the apehoop match?

Now

Right now?

paralympics.channel4.com/watch-live/day-live-wheelchair-basketball-roa-morning-session/

olympic: there were bunch of thread
paralympic: only this thread
why?

Comfier threads desu.

Slow af tho.

>this video is not available or working in your region

Fuck this, where can I see Sophieqt?

Yanks don't care about paralympics because they don't win

>Comfier
same here
but the diference is too much desu

Do obese athletes compete?

There was this one Iranian fatfuck in the opening ceremony in a wheelchair

...

What sport?

But obesity isn't considered a disability per se, is it?

I assume he's disabled as well as being obese.
See

the apehoop players are chubby. They probably don't run enough

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siamand_Rahman

His powerlifting total is 300 kg, but all of it is bench.

I don't care either tbqh. Yanks would crush us if they actually bothered, lets be honest lad.

Speaking of /lift/, the men's 49kg is going to start soon

RULE BRITANNIA

And it's based Michaela Breeze commentating

Where can i watch this?
Channel 4 is just talking about it without showing many of the events

paralympics.channel4.com/watch-live/

Dailymotion.

>Lex Gillette

Sounds like a pornstar

Heaps on YouTube.

Fuck this Nissan ad again

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>midget in the powerlifting

will the crowd boo again?

Only if the government is mentioned.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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kek

the representation the paralymics have is fucking dreadful here on Sup Forums

>only one paralympics thread

What the fuck

there are no available streams

UK proxy and channel 4

youtube.com/watch?v=KsdPPfqiEpY

it works for me