/mlb/ General: Teboq edition

Fuck the Options line.
Things have happened, but really, lets laugh at the Mets. And the MOMA of baseball for this pic.

>Mests
>Jests

Pottery

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WHERE'S

nypost.com/2016/09/08/mets-signing-tim-tebow-to-minor-league-contract/

Royals

Windians.

If anyone wants news from last night, old is here.

Strasburg is ded. That's about it.

...lets just laugh at the NLE in general

>1st attempt = mulligan
>2nd attempt = Teboq

Let this be a lesson to you ...

Never start a thread drunk!
(good job, though)

>(You)
>being a newfag

>Strasburg is ded. That's about it.
Casilla placed on witLESS protection program away from teammates.

Why is everyone jealous that the mets signed Tim 'all I do is win' Teboq?

LOL, we do it high ... not drunk. (who /legalweed/ here?)

HEY

>jealous
>the mets

How would /mlb/ ever recover?

>OK

Your new is showing, user-kun

And indeed. Never OP while sauced, on whiskey and frenchimes. But desu, kneejerks are honest fun.

Wait...the Cubs just lost? How did that happen? Don't they have to face another team in the World Series?

give me one good reason Tanaka shouldn't win the AL CY Young

Sale

>Mets sign Tebow
Why? FUCKING WHY?

We dont need this shit like this at a time like this.

Porcello

CUTE

>yfw tebow does great in the minors
>yfw he gets called up to the show

hasn't he fallen off a lot in the second half

run support babby

hey thanks for Miranda, breh

the mets are absolute madmen

Thanks for Adam Jones bby

i'm living in the now bitch

its okay though because,
>the absolute state of mariners starting pitching depth for 2017

tbf you earned this one trade win after Jonesy and Tilly. Dunno how Two-Girls-Names will fare in the stretch, but I suspect your coaches and your field will give him more of a chance than ours would have.
Meanwhile ERod needs to remember his roots and forget the quality pitching advice from Boston and start being shit again.
#NoMoreArrietas

>Your new is showing, user-kun
>Never OP while sauced
Alcohol dulls your mind. Like I said, expand your mind, legally!!! This is an imageboard, enjoy the colourfield.

A's imo

>buy a's jersey with player name on it
>player gets traded the next month

every time

>This is an imageboard, enjoy the colourfield.
>colourfield
>u

...

→
Thanks bro. Astros are for real t b h, today's game will probably be another rough one. Bauer is great but >we always shit the bed against rookies/unknowns.

>mfw won't be able to watch since I have class and work all day today
fugg
Go Tribe

>We let go Daniel Murphy because the front office hated him being a right-wing Christian
>We hired Tim Timbow because the front office wants a right-wing Christian

Citi field needs to be burnt down for this idiocy. Everyone liked Murph. Nobody wants Tebow. No one cared what his politics or his religion was because he was good.

i will always and forever be a tebow maniac because of 2011 but a MLB at bat for him would send me into euphoric coma

>>We let go Daniel Murphy because the front office hated him being a right-wing Christian
That can't be true though

No the mets let Murphy go because he isn't good

>no apostrophe
>the whosox image with the filename's gratuitous apostrophe

STOP IT

So they have to entertain Teboq questions for a few days. Signing him for like 100k. And he's never going to hit past AA. Who the fuck cares.

It isn't

They left him because he was a terrible fielder that woke up in the post season

Like any normal person they thought it was just a heated streak he'll go back to normal next season

Turns out he really did wake up

>

Can Jesus get bone spurs

The Mets will win the World Series.

He makes them out of water.
Didn't you read the good book?

post 2017 opening day 25-mans.

SP: Felix
SP: Iwakuma
SP: Paxton
SP: Walker
SP: Karns

C: Zunino
1B: Vogelbach
2B: Cano
SS: Marte
3B: Seager
LF: Gamel
CF: Martin
RF: Smiff
DH: Cruz

RP: Diaz
RP: Cishek
RP: Scribner
RP: Wilhelmsen
RP: Vincent
RP: Nuno
RP: ZYCH

Bench:
Heredia
O'Malley
Iannetta
DHL

I can't wait to hear Francesa go apeshit about this, oghkay

Pedroia is in full 2013 mode right now

so back on the PEDs?

Um excuse, don't you know that it's le even year?

>yfw Tim Teboq will be in MLB the Show 17

finally healthy

not unless he's added to the 40 man roster by the end of the year he won't, at least not officially

he will obviously be included in the user made full minors rosters that everyone uses, but only guys with major league contracts are in the Show

SP: 5 Bumgarners

Tebow plays every position

The most stacked roster of team doctors in MLB history

Is what's his face ever in a The Show starting roster? Russlel Martin?

the tacoma rainiers being in the playoffs is robbing da m's of vogelbach

Not this year though

Wtf I love the Mets now.

I never watched baseball before, wanted to this season but didnt get aorund to it. Now I REALLY REALLY want to watch.

Any advice?

Hahahahahaha. Tim. Hahahahahahahaha. Fuck. Hahahahahaha. Ing. Hahahahahaha. Tebow. Hahahahahahahahha. Oh God. Hahahahahahaha My sides.Hahahahahaha.
>the mest
Hahahahahahahahahaha.

And yet another thing that Tim Tebow will fail at.

lmao

mlbtraderumors.com/2015/03/2016-17-mlb-free-agents.html

Can't wait for his next SEC broadcast:

"And with me is former NFL QB and current MLB player Tim Tebow"

No one will be able to take that away from him.

Anyone wanna crank call him with me? I think I'm gonna try and argue that Gregorious is better than Jeter

But he's not an MLB player. He signed a minor league contract

>Wake up
>Tebow is suddenly a Met now

What could possibly go wrong

Are people actually too retarded to understand that Tebow is a minor leaguer, or is it just memeing?

It'll take some of the heat of the FO for blowing up their entire starting rotation.

He's garbage in innings 1-8, but hits .316 in the 9th with a couple HRs to get the media questioning daily why he doesn't play more.

>.316

Wow this is great.

Is he playing tonight?

If so what is the best way to get to the game from 33rd street station?

If syndergaard faces bumshit and the Giants I sincerely believe we're going to watch a third CGSO thrown in a WC.

I'm assuming you don't watch baseball

TEBOW TIME
Y
B
T

I'd go to a game for the Tebow freak factor if it doesn't cost too much.

>instructional league

post >hfw he gets his first MiLB paycheck

>mests

LMAO

5 games ahead

Cinco. Cinco. Cinco. Cinco. Cinco. Cinco. Cinco. Cinco. Cinco. Cinco. Cinco. Cinco.

Right well,. he won't be sent up to the majors for a good while most likely. He'll be playing in the minors for now down in Florida until the team deems he's ready, which might be never if he isn't good enough.

Verlander or Kluber

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I support this.
/mlb/ needs to milk this particular cow. Good luck to any anons that go for it.

So is teboq still a virgin?

>mfw some 70th round scrub spic from the DR gets cut from the mest to make room for tebow and he plays in indy ball for a year then signs with the nats and becomes a mets killer

his lewd wife popped his cherry on his wedding night

>>mfw some 70th round scrub spic from the DR gets cut from the mest
international players can't be drafted you imbecilic fucking retard.

Well something like that would be the most Mets thing that could possibly happen, so I don't doubt it.

Oh shit lol.

>if

He won't be

>all the nfl faggots that will inevitably shit up our beautiful general

be gone

>implying /mlb/ isn't mixed with /NFL/ by default

Should the Gwinnett Braves be moved? Attendance is really shitty now. I feel like they're too close to their MLB team.

F.

It was a nice short little career he had. 3 rings* and an MVP, can't feel sorry for him.

yeah even in low A you are considered a washed up bust if you are 20 and still in that league.

The best thing that could happen is if he buys the team a pimped out new bus and goes to congress to bitch about how minor leaguers are not paid minimum wage

>yfw Tebow gets called up and wins NL MVP that season

hes still the best catcher in the game

FUCK YES. TEBOQ IS BACK.

GUESS I'M A METS FAN NOW.

BOREBALL IS APPEALING FOR ONCE.

>mfw he hits 3.16 for 7 HRs and 77 RBIs from the leadoff spot next year

.316*

*.103 in the minor league this year

why are nfl fans so fucking braindead