Just eyeballing it, how many calories do you think this is

just eyeballing it, how many calories do you think this is

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1600-1700 easy

at least 3

Jesus... look at those empty carbs.

Just eat it lardass

well... you're not wrong....

ur fat.

Deep fried chips in oil - 100g would be ~ 200 cal.
Salad would probably be between 50 and 200 cal depending on what's in it.
Any meat servings are generally around the 400 cal mark.
That aioli/mayo shit will be the killer, probably around 500cal easy in that tub.

I'll go with 1400+.

THIS IS WHAT I WOULD SAY- 600 + THE FAT FUCKER'S FAVORITE SAUCE WHICH IS 120 AROUND

900 with the cumsauce. 800 without.

Fuck I'm hungry right now 'cuz of you.
And it's nearly 5am. Thank you faggot

IT'S NOT "AIOLI/MAYO" YOU POOR FUCKING 3 RD WORLDER. IT'S TZAZIKI

about 600-800 maybe

50

That's a poor looking tzatziki mate.

Now i want a gyro

This. Looks like a glob of dressing.

around 950

1500 easy. too many sauces and side shit, also the fries

more than the recommended allowance.

Don't act like this is some kind of wonderful 1st world sauce. It literally just goes on gyros, super fatty meat sandwiches that are dirt cheap and can be found at any fried, fatty low quality hole in the wall.

over 9000.

WHO DOESN'T YOU FAT FUCK

a finite amount

Ironically unless those are fried in fat and not vegetable oil, the fries would be less than the meat.

About tree fiddy.

they cost $11 where i go. not that cheap.

OK FAT ASS. REAL GYROS IS LAMB/TRIPLE A AND ABOVE BEEF. MAYBE THE SHIT HOLES YOUR POOR ASS GOES TO , IT'S CHEAP. WHERE I GO TO JUST A GYROS ON A PITA IS 16,99. NO SIDES YOU FAT FUCK.

Not enough for this 'Murrican..

Get that diet food outta here.

I farted.

You could make a taster, cheaper and better looking tzatziki by yourself, you fucking useless sister

SURE YOU CAN FAT FUCK. AND YOU KNOW HOW IT TASTES WITH PICTURE ONLY? OK 400 POUND KRESTGIN

Are you black?

STFU KISSLESS LONELY FAT FUCK

>fat fuck
For the first time in my living someone called me a fat fuck.
>55kg here

>useless sister

That's some strong language...

My bf of 6 years is about to come home from work. He and I shall lay down in consensual vaginal intercourse while you sit and scoff down your meal that is more than enough to sustain the average person for an entire day.

why waste my time cooking faggot? i'm not poor i can afford to pay for food to be made for me, i was just saying a $11 gyro isnt considered cheap.

you must be a woman.

>pay for food to be made for me
Fucking lazy, obese shitwad.

Appearantly not enough for you, you fucking disgusting fat kike

'cuz I'm not a lazy fuckwit, with no cooking skills to make a normal meal like i reasonable person.

750+

Only eat this if it's your cheat day and you happened to skip a meal, and don't plan on eating much for the rest of the day.

750 is a pretty fuckin' low guess, man.
2 hot dogs is like 1000 calories. This shit would be more with the dressings on the side.

>gyro
>not just a fancy word for a fucking wrap

I don't think that's right

enough for a half day

>1000 calories
>2 hot dogs
the fuck kinda hot dogs do you eat?
170 for the dog, 130 for a bun.

600

Nigger your hotdogs fucking suck. It's not just a bun and a sausage.
Mustard, cheese and ketchup.

MFP calculations:
Frankfurter x2 = 420 calories
Mild american mustard 30g = 34 cal
ketchup 30g = 33cal
Mild cheese 40g = 174 cal
"Long rolls" 140g = 368 calories

its pronounced yiro moron

Amerifat kys. No respectable person puts cheese on a hotdog

I'm actually from New Zealand, dipshit.
I've never had a hot dog without cheese. Sorry for liking extra flavour.

how is this not somewhat healthy.... nothing is fried expect the fries, which is only a fourth of the meal. the rest is salad and pita... are the suaces really that bad?

At least eat a good tier cheese for the sake of the food gods

Been thinking about changing cheeses. It's just cheap shit I pick up last minute.

Without the cheese that same lot is still 866 calories. Fuck it.

690... there' bouts.

Niggas be way underestimating this shit.
This is why people are so fat.

grilled chicken, salad, fries, in a pita.

not exactly fast food

I'd give it about 880ish but I'm fat so obviously I don't know nutrition too well.

This is what i call food. Delicious.

Fries really aren't good for you. Then all that feta cheese and honey mustard. That's probably about 800 ish.

The dressing alone has more than 690 calories.

I would say around 2000-2500 calories.

The whole thing is pretty small, there's about 1/4 to half a chicken breast.... crumbled cheese and about a half a cup of french fries. The dressings might be dense, but I'm gonna stick with 690-720

Who cares nigger just eat that shit

About 1500

Ranch = 300
Honey Mustard = 200
Fries = 300
Salad = 100
Chicken = 250
Total = 1150

Forgot the pita..
Pita = 150
Total = 1300

myfitnesspal.com/food/calories/sysco-house-recipe-honey-mustard-258362957

honey mustard is 675

def over 1500

myfitnesspal.com/food/calories/arahova-tzatziki-as-per-container-343117733

tzatziki seems like a lot... 1020

Keked

2200