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Repost from the last thread.

Hey

Hi

>you're a cool guy at the Reem's poker game
>he turns to you and says this
what do heem?

good thread so far keep it up

Nick the tooth is a grade A bitch youtu.be/tvt5isAleXM

I'm glad he was never heems meme

Gooby bless

>p-p-lease use my thread

After being btfo by the janny twice last night, it's no shame to see you got up nice and early in order to be the OP. It must mean a lot to you somali boy.

Depends on how many chips we both have and how good my hand is

The UFC’s first ever show in the world famous Madison Square Garden in Manhattan, New York just received a mouthwatering welterweight clash. UFC president Dana White confirmed to Cleveland sports radio host Anthony Lima that Donald Cerrone will take on recently dethroned champion Robbie Lawler at UFC 205 on November 12th.

Cerrone (31-7, 1 NC) is a perfect 3-0 at welterweight, having chosen to move up to the weight class after losing by TKO to Rafael dos Anjos for what was then RDA’s lightweight strap. “Cowboy” submitted Alex Oliveira in February, became the first man to finish Patrick Cote with strikes in June, then became the first man to finish Rick Story with strikes in August.

Lawler (27-11, 1 NC) lost his welterweight title by 1st round KO to Tyron Woodley in the UFC 201 main event. It marked only the 2nd time that he’d ever been KO’d. “Ruthless” completed his incredible career turnaround by winning the belt in December 2014 with a split decision nod vs. Johny Hendricks. He would go on to defend his title successfully in dramatic fashion against Rory MacDonald at UFC 189, then controversially edge out Carlos Condit at UFC 195.

Also on tap for UFC 205 is a lightweight matchup between Al Iaquinta and Thiago Alves. There are also murmurs that Chris Weidman will fight Yoel Romero on this card, but nothing is set in stone just yet. Also not confirmed but previously reported, Tim Kennedy is expected to welcome Rashad Evans to the middleweight division.

why do we have no Portuguese guys

In Spain they call him El Goobo.

Punch him with my sassy hand and knock him out.

I love it

MMA Vivisection today

Zane and Connor are the best analysts

I listen to the vivisection and Heavy Hands before making picks

Wow, what a fucking idiot, does he not know Serra's lineage or something?

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How's that worked out for you?

They're fine, bad voices though

Leave Lawler to me.

MY BOY is the final nail in his coffin. Lawler gets sent to the Shadowrealm via headkick in the 2nd, mark my words.

...

And so is Serra. He's a fat faggot.

What happens if he wins and calls out McGregor

Would it outsell 202

I think he just didn't realise Serra would take that as a callout
He thought he could joke around about Serra's bjj, not knowing Serra takes his BJJ very seriously and wasn't going to let him get away with those comments without embarrassing him on the mat

I usually listen to stuff like that after I make my picks. I find sometimes they can talk you out of what your gut initial said and I fucking hate when that happens.

How's Lookin' for a Fight anyway? I haven't watched anything since like, the Mickey Gall episode.

Any good things I should go back and watch or nice episodes? Please help /heem/

lads there's something i've been meaning 2 tell u this whole time..

im ariel helwani.

I dont always take their advice but they give me a lot to think about.

Serra is a direct Gracie BB, The Tooth should've watched some old Gracie Challenge tapes to see how serious they are about that shit.

it's a shitty show but you'll probably enjoy it just because it's serra and dana

>People watch Lokking' for a Fight

...

Title shot first
Phil "The Prodigy" Brooks will surely spinning meme kick Wonderboy into oblivion before masterfully tappying Maia by twister

Once he has the 170 strap he gets to fight for the Moneyweight belt

S E E R Y
E
E
R
Y

If they put that on the Belfast show I'll 100% be there

Man it must suck to be him right now tbqh
I mean I know he's a grade-a douchebag but he's lost a good portion of his career to his injuries and now he loses another year due to opponents pulling out twice in a row

>keep smiling
>not smiling

He's still getting paid though

The Tooth not wanting him being schooled aired is understandable tbf, but I don't know about chimping out about losing

Do you agree with me /heem/. I need your opinions about my opinions so I can feel more secure about myself. Please respond

>never forget to watch tape on your friends' mates
Good life tip desu

I bet he loves it. He is getting paid still and doesn't have to fight. He is old for 125, injured, and knows he doesn't have many fights left.

>tfw you'll never be able to pull off pedo glasses

unfortunately picks are now closed

yeah so? months of training just wasted

How? I doubt it

unclecreepymma
Shit happens kids. Just keep smiling. Thank you to the @UFC for always taking care of me. I hope @tazmexufc is ok and gets better soon. How about I come back to Ireland and put on a show with Neil seery?
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You can't live in the past.

Totally agree my man, please post more opinions about things.

To whom will you do it?
No one.

I guess that's the way he has to look at it. This isn't doing anything to further his already shortened career though and if he ever wants to come within sniffing range of the gold again he needs to do the best he can with the time he has left.

I wear hipster glasses and get a lot of compliments.

are you purposely shitposting

Will this be Joanne Calderwood's final loss?

Lmao, it seems like Nick is a goofball that didn't want to be seen as a goofball on tv, or something.

Thanks man now I feel really good about myself and can get on with my day.

When I have more opinions to share I will, but at the moment I can't think of anything. Isn't it funny how my mind's always racing with thoughts yet the one time it's called to action I'm drawing blanks

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>Mad at people calling him a Nigger
>Acts like a Nigger

>Cowboy vs the Blood Orc
will it be the spiciest fight on 205?
will the boy get his soul stolen?

alphacatzingano
G'Morning people! #fightlife #riseandgrind #teamalphacat #alphacatzingano #ufc #movingforward
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him looking like complete shit in the training videos is to make gall overconfident right?

i simply cannot believe a grown man would gas out after 5 minutes of "grappling"

Would be a considerably easier fight for McCall, which would be a good idea considering he's coming off a lengthy break

To youm

It's a bit understandable, but really he ought to just be humble about it
I mean he's not even a black belt and serra is literally a BJJ master
He should just be respectful and appreciate the opportunity to roll with him

is IV officially banned in UFC now? fully?

Woodley is a fucking wreck.

I kinda hopes he blacksplosive all over the division and goes on a funny heel run.

>mfw he heems Wondermeme, Maia and Cowboy in that order

Yes

It sounds to me like the Tooth was saying that he and Serra had to "settle the grappling" as a goofy thing on the show. Tooth has a bit of a background in jitz, Serra is godly, it's a fun thing to spin some episodes around.

It seems like Serra took it way too personally. Even if the Tooth was "calling him out", that doesn't fucking matter, it's entertainment. Roll at the end of the season or something and build up to it, and if Nick wasn't okay with how the rolling segment went, just plan it out better and do it again for fucks sake. Reality TV isn't hard, just scrap that segment and plan a better one so everyone is happy and keep busting his balls after that or something. It sounds to me like they are idiots with how they are running the show.

Also, the guy telling him that he got the brunt of the shock and that Dana and Serra didn't get a full taze is also kind of bullshit, but whatever that's how it went down. But Nick claiming that they sort of set him up so he got a worse shock makes it seem a bit weird in my opinion

Yes, unless it's medically required I believe

Do blacks even watch mma

Blacks are watching Andre Ward and pretending it's fun.

Sperg by day
Daddy's bedroom by night
All day

>Post Tyrese Lawler
>Robbing anyone of their souls

He stopped being my boy when he lost to that nigroid.

It was the only stipulation I had in my BoyContract™, he could lose to anyone BUT Tyrone.

Fuck Lawler, I hope Cerro-nay deletes what's left of his chin.

>Flag
Colour me surprised.

Seems like The Tooth took it personally when he tried to get it taken off the show and flipped the fuck out when Joe Silva asked him how it was.

How do we deal with the Spanish Question?

It's obvious that they don't know how to make a show and instead just want to eat like 2 Big Countries and show off.
The show is a vlog about Dana eating and watching people fight for maybe 2 mins. It doesnt matter anymore.

>being a filthy boyhopper
What an enormous goof

Give him love.

>It sounds to me like the Tooth was saying that he and Serra had to "settle the grappling" as a goofy thing on the show.

Of course it was. It was an obvious playful joke, and Serra is a fat faggot can who wanted to pick on this relative novice to make up for all the times he got his fat faggot ass beat the fuck out against real fighters.

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Is this film heem related?

#Andstill

>Muh memerap
Heem yourself, my man.

>Boyhopper
Read the post, you cuck. I had one stipulation I made very clear. We discussed it. Yet he still lost SPECIFICALLY to the only guy he couldn't.

Kill yourself.

you literally live in a 3rd world country.

>making excuses for being a bandwagoning boyhopper
Honestly even worse
If you abandon your boy he was never truly your boy, especially if you abandon him in his time of need

More despicable behaviour from you and I'll be forced to pull guard on you, and I know you wouldn't survive there

>manlet bully

truly /heem/'s worst nightmare

Don't worry America you're also cute just need to lose some weight, stop with the Pepsi Max.

>Unironically responding to spainsperg

We made a contract. He agreed to it.

He broke the contract. I would've supported Lawler if he went on a 10 fight losing streak.

He broke the one stipulation I had set for him. For that he lost his status as a boy and no one will ever replace him.

>Guard trash talking
>Mfw you won't even get in mine

>getting ass spain'd by the based spanish inquisitor

shut the fuck up you fucking geek

he isnt even spanish hes just a british sperg

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>Morning Report: Cris Cyborg says she is 'close' to being done with trying to make the cut to 140 pounds

>"Almost two years I've been doing dieting and working with George Lockhart and for me to make 140 [pounds] it's a big challenge. I'm not 18 years old anymore. I'm 30 years old it's really hard. I started this camp now - for 140 again - I started running and I said, ‘man, after this fight I want a vacation, I want a break,' because I need it. To make 140, I have to run six miles every day and train every day...

Has Cyborg ever said why she doesn't lose weight so that she can cut to 135? She's the same height and wingspan as Holm, it's not like she can't fight there. She just refuses to, because she's afraid that without her steroid induced muscle advantage, she'll lose and look like an amateur.

(Yes, I know that she's said she can't make 135, she's talking about cutting to 135 from her current walk-around weight, not losing weight and then cutting to 135.)

For reference, this is Cris before she became Guyborg.

Addendum: Fucking done with this blatant cheater calling out smaller fighters. Fuck her. She got taken to round 4 by Marloes Coenen outgrappling her and MC got subbed by a UFC reject the other month, Rousey would head and arm throw Cyborg through the floor of the octagon for the first TKO (slam) in WMMA history.

I wonder how it must feel to live in a literal shithole and try to hurt the feelings of a rich first worlder by calling his fellow citizens fat. I mean. Just the weakness of that response just triggers a feeling of sadness and empathy towards your situation. I mean damn bro I'm really sorry. You'll live and die never knowing the glory of a first world life. It'll never get good for you.

Make me, faggot. Name a date, an address and square up, weak ass.

>The rumour that I'm British persist
I'm Scandinavian, you fat fuck.

based

>Tfw 4 black UFC champs by the end of the week

Feels superior man

You're right...Can I get a green card now? I can let you cuddle with me while we watch UFC together and I will cook hotdogs for you in exchange.

I would unironically box your faec off I train 2x weekly

The 'autistic' people are actually behind so many layers of irony they only appear to be autistic.

Reem is English, you racist fuck.