Are you fucked?

Are you fucked?

Yes, Miami, FL here. The question is when?

Safe appalachian here. Lots of houses for sale but no work.

Isn't this only representative if all the ice melted? Even the ice that would take thousands of years to melt even with accelerated warming?

Either way I'm protected by mountains so the Everglades can suck my high-altitude dick.

I live in South Dakota. Currently there is no snow in november. Bring the climate change on faggots. Fuck the polar bears and gators.

nevermind the 2030-2040 little ice age that is coming that will have the opposite impact on shorelines.

sarasota here.
sell.

SF bay area, surprisingly not fucked

Is just a myth made up by al gore to make a few liberal scientists rich.

Nope. I'm at about 3500ft above mean sea level.

This map is ideal for me provided everyone in the underwater zones dies. Painfully.

Could actually happen, if the catastrophe goes juuuust right.

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Almost

Central Florida here.
I'm fucked yeah but really aren't we all?

next 25 - 50 yrs.

I'm in Kansas. Like I give a fuck.

I'm fine unless they relocate rednecks to my area

Me

Don't give a fuck. I'm on a mountaintop next to the largest inland sea in the hemisphere, and bitches, it's all fresh water. And fuck no Vegas, you can't have it. Goes double for you, california douchewits.

May your 10 million dollar 200 thousand dollar homes wash away with the tide.

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I don't give a h*ck

Holy shit Most of Cali is fine? I'm good broh, i'm good

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Michiganfag here. Safe from the fucking apocalypse. nothing. ever. happens. in michigan. except snow in the winter. we're safe from earthquakes, hurricanes, volcanoes, etc.

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20 mins to the beach fuck yea

wha? who the fuck is that? and why is he wearing a deadpool mask?

Florida here so ya

South Shore mass reporting in. We. Are. Fucked.

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>implying i would be upset if Florida was destroyed
>even if i lost my entire family
>all of my friends
>my entire state
>Florida makes it all worth it

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