Had the shits for about 7 hours

>had the shits for about 7 hours
>every 30 minutes I'd piss out my ass
>shit is black now
>was brown at the start

Am I going to die? What the fuck is wrong with me?

Possibly. Did you have any Pepto Bismol???

fucking roflmao

Fucking downed the max dosage throughout the day.

I want to sleep, but I'm scared I'll shit the bed. What do anons?

If it's black then you're dehydrated, drink water OP and see a doc

Food poisoning more then likely

You're fine. Pepto turns shit black. Dealt with it a plenty through my lifetime.

Make sure to drink lots of water and/or gatorade. Replace fluids. Replace electrolytes. After that, go get some sleep.

You're fine, brother. Promise.

Drink lots and lots of water.

You likely came into contact with a bintinamin in your sleep. I'd call the doctor if I were you.

Thanks Dr. Sup Forums

Gonna down a gallon of water and hit the hay.

Black stool can indicate internal bleeding, if you're concerned go to the emergency room. At the very least they can ease your fears and Rx something to ease your suffering.

Pepto can also turn it black, but if the consistency is like coffee grounds and black I'd get it checked out.

No, it's already been deduced that it's pepto bismol, which is the far more likely candidate for this case of black stool.

If its tary and coff grounds means he has a GI bleed

Yeah, hematochezia with that consistency would fit with an upper gi bleed.

Def going to die

You hungover?

im sorry to tell you this op, but your gay now, thats how this works

>implying I wasn't a fag before

No, all I had the other night was half a jack and coke.

It's just the pepto, it literally says it right on the bottle retard

Chug.
fUCKING.
WATER.
Don't stop.

Doesn't it take like a day for the pepto to work its way through your ass, though? You're not gonna instantly have your shit turn black. OP is ded, in conclusion.

If you have diarrhea it's gonna turn your shit all black within like 30mins

black means bleeding from the stomach

see a doctor asap

Why am I reading a thread where people are actually analyzing some user's black liquid shit? I need to kill myself.

You ate a whole pack of Oreos, didn't you?

Quit drinking so much, get a non dairy yogurt and a probiotic and youll be fine eventually

Idiot. You have food poisoning or noro virus. Stomach influenza.