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Early Guy Fawkes day faggots edition.

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Guy Fawkes is good, gonna burn shit.

Some of us need to sleep. I hate this shitty holiday.

sup, dunedin here

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Dunedin also, North D?

central nigga

You're probably just a butthurt catholic.

youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0

I have no religion. I just have shit to do tomorrow.

>5 years ago

Jesus.

My dog is getting triggered by the noise

actually sound better than the music some cunts are coming out with these days eh.

Tell doggo to harden up.

MFW New Zealanders call merry fizzlebombs "fireworks"

Post a recent one...He's grey af

Damn. Nothing lasts forever.

We don't call them fireworks. We call them guyfawkes.

"Come on kids we're going to the warehouse to get some guyfawkes."

I used to love Guy Fawkes day but then I got a dog. Poor guy is afraid of the fireworks. I built him a blanket fort to hide in. He's damn near catatonic.

see

_ here, just saw some fucker in an user mask ,asked him how the vendetta was going.
no laughs

He's clearly autistic. You should have make him kill himself.

Kenwood toasted sandwich maker

pic related

If your dogs are that bad get them a thundershirt.
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Man those fuckers are hard to clean.

fuckin no theyre not, just wipe em out with a papertowel when theyre still hot.

FUCKING DEVLIL TRIPS CUNTS

Nice post Satan.

every day till he comes back

Lol I bet your toasties leak cheese and spaghetti sauce all over the bench, lmao pleb this pic is u, breville bitch

better than tinder! plenty of horny NZ and AU sluts of your city on bsft.fr/si9o

NOT IF YOU DON'T FUCKING OVER LOAD IT WITH BULLSHIT AND IT ALL SQUIRTS OUT LIKE YOUR FUCKING MOTHERS CUNT AFTER I HAVE A JAM ON THAT MUD FLAP.

FUCKING WIPE THAT SHIT AFTER YOU USE IT. DON'T LEAVE IT FOR THE NEXT FUCKING TIME YOU MAKE A SANDWICH.

FUCK

>/nzg/ - the home of intelligent conversation

Not fucking intelligent if you're not cleaning it the right way faggot

Is it normal to drink close to a bottle of vodka a session and never puke? Have I evolved my body into accepting the booze as my lifeblood?

maybe you're doing it wrong.

Vodka. Drinking. Where is the misstep?

Thanks user

chasing, if anyone can find anything I'll shout them a few seshs

bugchasing?

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oi I bought a $130 hair drier from there for $50. Briscoes is the best.

>$40 chopping board for $15
>$12 pair of tongs for $4

fuck towels tho. Why the fuck are towels so expensive? piece of fucking cloth shouldnt cost fucking $40+

EARLY CHRISTMAS SALE ON NOWWWW

better than tinder! plenty of horny NZ and AU sluts of your city on bsft.fr/si9o

>$15 chopping board marked up to $40 so people think saving when we sell it for $15.00
>etc...

I'm pushing 30. March next year and still if I visit any ID requirement establishment that I'm not a regular at I get the business. I had my face analysed by age recognising software and it was only out by two years. I'm just resentful because it hasn't translated into luck with the ladies I guess.

mat together all the ahir you lose in the shower and dry yourself with that

Anyone had a vesectomy here im gonna go to the snip clinic start of next year

the fuck are you on about?

how would this translate into luck with the ladies??

why don't we burn effigys and shit here? way better tradition if you ask me

Dunno why I replied to that 30 year old

better than tinder! plenty of horny AU and NZ sluts of your city on bsft.fr/si9o

nigga you ever have to shop for a cutting board? fuckers are expensive.

OI MODS NOW IS THE TIME TO GET IN HERE - THIS IS ACTUAL SPAM BULLSHIT

Youthful appearance, ageless wisdom, my negro.

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YOU FUCKING WHAT

someone ITT is ANGRY


ANGRY ABOUT EVERYTHING

Tell us anrgy/b/ro, why are you so ANGRY?

This is a great meme

Hey, where's that Femanon? This thread is worthless without her.

Hello SJW

fuck off those are disgusting, you throw them away after a few months and they harbour bacteria like fucking crazy.

Sounds like you dont know what an SJW is silly faggola

wow your a fag

Almost burnt down a maccas last year

Do it for real this year

Use more petrol this time

Everyone knows about Satans Jew Wang dude.

4dia

Does anyone smoke chop?

Where you?

Shit Uke, heard it hurts.

smoked pork chops

heathen

Can someone explain to me scientifically how shitty backyard fireworks cause fires. I have a specific memory of some shithouse miss aimed rocket landing directly on our porch with me sitting on an arch wing. The firework doing its dance and forever holding its peace. Fireworks seem rubbish at setting solid structures ablaze.

lads its war lord night

better than tinder! plenty of horny NZ and AU sluts of your city on epi.my/thRd4Q

who is your favourite nzg poster? who is king and queen? who's the most memorable shit poster?

Which femanon fuckface?

chop spliff
chop bongs r fucking horrible for fucking horrible ass fucking disgusting fucking kys ya fucking fag fuck

The one posting nudes all the time. Quercy.

It's good for you

Its better without her

It's still a bit early for this years vote, isn't it?
Besides, all the good regulars left

>king
IDbro
>queen
Quercy

better than tinder! plenty of horny NZ sluts of your city on epi.my/thRd4Q

idbro and ghetto booty grace

Buckys

There is like 3 of us regulars here.
Scotto, me and stonerchan.

this

literally who?

>he doesnt know idbro or Quercy
newfag detected

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IDbro was a gay hero who died of AIDS that all frequent posters idolise. Quercy was a gay guy named Quincy who changed his name to further reflect his orientation

This place has gone to shit, enjoy the camwhore circlejerk bullshit

user outies

when fire touches something flammable it makes more fire.

bye