NFL General: TODAY IS THE DAY BITCHES

DET:OC Cooter: Boldin will be big part of offense
NYG:Darian Thompson in full pads Thursday
IND:DC: Antonio Cromartie 'absolutely ready'
MIA:Arian Foster: I've bounced back before
MIA:DeVante (hamstring) again listed as DNP
SEA:Ifedi 'out few weeks' with high-ankle sprain
DAL:Elliott wants to break rookie rushing record
PHI:Sproles could see Woodhead-like red-zone role
JAC:Julius Thomas 'significant part' of offense
NYJ:Brandon Marshall not worried about hip injury
TEN:Titans will not use designated third-down RB
JAC:Both Yeldon, Ivory will 'get a lot' of snaps

If the Raiders win 12 games I can die happy.

>DESIGNATED
THIRD
DOWN
RB

>OC Cooter

More like OG Cooter

E/a/gles.

They're going to go 7-9

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I know. I just want to believe.

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first for ass blasted vikings fans

p/a/ckers!

>ass blasted
>vikings fans

why did you repeat yourself?

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>open NFL website
>main article is "Road to Super Bowl LI"
>teams featured in the image include the 49ers, Chargers, Eagles, Giants, Browns, Texans, and Cowboys

nth for Texans suck dick

>the city of me

c/a/ncer

I hope Tebow does well, even if he sucks at being a QB, he's still a really nice guy.

I do too. I like him.

>tom tiber

>tfw deep down you know that Benjamin's injury last season was a blessing in disguise since it forced Cam to go through progressions and spread the ball and now that he's healthy the passing game will regress since Cam will go back to forcing it to KB

friendly reminder JJ Watt is one of the most overrated players in the NFL and Khalil Mack and Von Miller are better than him in every way possible

Oh boy here we go

t. angry darkie

>Colts appear to have Andrew Luck on a pitch count. Does have some labrum fraying, but not a major concern.

Why is no one talking about the beers stealing the packers pro bowl o line man? are we elite level yet?

post em

>Germain Ifedi hurt

Wilson already contemplating retirement

I wonder how long it will take ESPN to flood the internet with Tebow time

I like the move. It gives more time for Cutler to find a defender to throw the ball to.

FEE FI FO FUM

I SMELL A QB WITH A WEAK LABRUM

It's already happening.

Well R.I.P. to my ESPN app

Plot twist: they are the road.

he heard they might be elite

Carson "Can't Miss" Wentz is gonna bootyblast the Browns.

>bootyblast the Browns

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Just mad whitey is keeping you down YET AGAIN huh?

Who /white/ HERE

We back

This needs a Romo photoshop, if it hasn't been done already

He's a big guy

>the first 4 games of this schedule
JUST

what is hiros nfl team???
this is important

You may only reply to this post if your team has already clinched their division

>not so fast punthers

>the first 4 games of this schedule
JUST

Post yer face when amari cooper leads the league in receiving yards and tds by seasons end amd the raidniggers make a glorious comeback to relevance

Por Tu

the the coach goes to the Busc and they beat you guys in the owl

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All (you)s go towards repair rectums of ass blasted Viqueens fans

Do Not Reply Tier
Cowboys +9001 for Tripfags and Shitposting
-= POWER GAP =-
Patriots +25 for multiple Tripfag infraction and foreheads
Ravens +20 for OldGay
Colts +20 for LuckyDucky
Division Winner Vikings +9 for shitposting +11 for MEDICAL STAFF WILL SAVE TEDDY TARDTRIP
Panthers Bandwagon Holdovers +15

Homer's Hero(e)s Tier
Raiders +14.5 for Casual Tripfags
Cheieiefs +13 for Shitposting
Bucs +12 for Pedos
Seahawks - X Days Until Owl 178 +11 for Shitposting
Steelers +10 for ignoring Suspensions
Lions +10 for ignoring Calvin
Redskins + 9 for user shitposting/thinking they can clinch with no defense
Cincy Kitty Kats + 9 for Tripfags and ignoring Shitsburg
Falcons +7 just because Lake didn't footballanus
Jaguars +7 for ignoring garbage time stats
Texans +6 for Lobster belief

Unfounded Optimism Tier
Giants + 5 for Autism Tripfags
Eagles + 5 for Autism Tripfags creating Generals
Broncos +5 for LELWHOISYOURQBWHYISTHISNOTABIGDEALTOYOU
Browns +5 for Communist Tripfags shitposting
Lions +15 for LeafLion buit -11 for LeafLion also
Cardinals +1 for ignoring your curse

Appropriate Gloom Tier
Jets - 0 for Knowing you're shit
Dolphins - 0 for Knowing you're shit
Bears - 0 for lack of participation
Bills -0 for lack of particpation unless bitching you're not on the list
Saints -0 for lack of particpation
Rams - 0 for lack of everything

Might as Well be Sneak Tier
Chargers - -5 for knowing Spanos is a jew
$(RS - -10 for knowing you should hope for 5 wins
Tits -15 for knowing you're shit in a shit division

Is Actually Sneak Tier
Packers - -100 for Snek

The meme would never die

>mfw I singlehandedly am carrying the redskins shit posting to new levels

>mfw we've already clinched the division and could rest our starters week 1

I don't like how one retarded tripfag shitposter can represent the entire fanbase of a particular team here.

Oh fuck off android

Be careful trying to use meme magic for shellfish porpoises. It might just bite you in the ass.

>this
As a Carolina fan this absolutely terrifies me. Cam is overflowing with raw athletic talent but he can be a pretty questionable decision maker

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No I must Kill Goku

I'm stuck with sneak "representing" me.
This is truly the worst of fates.

little bitch
you riding nigga's dick like a bitch

make your own faggot

+5 to Ravens and Colts for bitching

nah sneak is a pretty decent guy all things considered

I'd watch a game with him if he didn't live in >Florida

What if the bengals game ends in another walkoff safety?

you should see our first 6 games

He reminds me of Droopy the Dog.

You think shitposting is your ally? You merely adopted the shitposting. I was born in it. Molded by it. I didn't generate dank sports opinions until I was already a Trip

Statistically any team can win the NFC East, except the Redskins. no repeats. you can't violate the rule, Skinsfag. you'd be playing with powers you cannot understand

sneak actually lives in Wisconsin
the whole florida thing is just an old joke

Who here /Saints/

oh shid today is the day

>implying I'm not a level 20 Kekomancer with the highest aspects in meme magic whose sole purpose is to watch the division burn.

>We're
going to win, and there's nothing you can do to stop me

You will die. Drew Brees will become very acquainted with Khalil Mack.

You can't stop a 9 fingered Defensive End, literally.

Start praying for that wildcard spot, friendo.

Norman can't save you. Breeland can't save you. Trent Williams can't play on defense.

Who hurr Burr

You are probably correct

You forgot about our white knights you fool

>mfw da burrs win da superb owl

I'm as scared of your white knights as much as I'm afraid of two rookie QBs

THE DIVISION IS OURS

prepare /nfl/ for playoff Eli Manning, I know the idea makes you shiver at the austasmic levels that will be reached

>It will never be 2010 again
I want to believe.

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Guys...

football.

why not...

>mfw Brown exposes Norman

daily reminder the CowGODS are going 9-7 this year

Brown styles on everyone, bungles were the only ones to do it and they had to practically kill him to slow him down.

>Ike Taylor makes a top ten CB list
>Slay isn't on it

y...you too...

The curse was lifted when he didn't sperg his way to the playoffs last year.

fuck off Belgium. Dak has been impressive, but that defense will hold the team back. Dak won't have the luxury to game manage his way to wins.

the jets shutdown AB with Marcus WIlliams and Jaiquawn Jarret kek

>>Ike Taylor makes a top ten CB list
kek i thought you were saying he was ON the list for a second, despite him being retired and not being very good while he was playing

>curse didnt manifest with two rookie QBs and a free Josh Norman to abuse

Merely a delay. Your regularly scheduled program will back this Sunday.

Who knew AB's weakness would be a full speed hit to the head? Burfict was onto something...

TEBOQ gonna tear up the MLB next year

Madden says otherwise.

I'm scared brahs. I think Houston might embarrass us. If Osweiler doesn't shit the bed they have a good offense, minus their line.

Their defense goes without saying.

Hopefully Cutty does it 1 more time

>Jimmy's first start is a primetime game on the road against the Cardinals with Chandler Jones facing the Patriots o-line

>predicting a win against the Bears

You couldn't even beat >us when we were giving up 50 points per game and you were still sort of good.

wasn't Rapistburger dead in that game? or maybe it just takes a literal who to stop him
IKR, if they did that every play they'd never lose
>that gif
still gnarly looking at it, that was a fun game though

hehe xd tripfag

Everything will go better than expected.

Gronk's hammy is still finicky too btw

no pressure