High School Thread?
>freshman year (2009)
>was taking a required computer class
>every freshman took it
>was in the 3rd period class with my buddies Fritz and JD
>JD was a dumbass and Fritz was a computer genius
>April rolls around
>Get assigned a project on HTML
>everyone had to make a bare-bones website in HTML to pass
>after a few days, the teacher checks up on everyone's progress
>just before he got to me, a fight breaks out in the hallway
>two land whales fighting over which redneck douchebag was theirs
>teach ran out of the room to break it up and take them to the principals office
>the office was on the base floor of our 3 story school
>his room was on the 3rd floor
>while he was taking the land whales to the office, Fritz gets up
>moves over to the teachers computer
>"hey user, can you turn on the projector?"
>turn on the new projector
>Fritz opens the teacher's web browser
>tabs upon tabs of child porn, sodomy, and midget abuse porn
>everyone screams
>Fritz opens another program on the teachers pc
>had a camera monitoring app
>had hidden cameras in the 2 bathrooms on that floor
>Fritz takes some photos and screenshots of the tabs
>teacher still not back in the room
>Fritz opens up teacher's work email
>subscriptions for all sorts of porn sites
>ohlordno.png
>the teacher comes back into the room
>sees whats put up on the screen, panics
>fuckmesillyandcallmejerry.webm
>tries to explain "i've been hacked, this is fake"
>face becomes bright red
>resorts to backup plan
>activates turbo boosters, "Gotta Go Fast!"
>runs out of the school faster than a nigger runs away from commitment
>swear we heard him say "You're too Slow!"
>police get called, teacher is arrested
>caught on poss. of child porn, 41 cases of endangering a minor, and some other crazy ass charges
>the next day, the principal calls over the intercom for me and Fritz
>police sitting in the office, principal waiting
>wellfuck.jpg
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