*cough* sir, we have heard many reports from multiple third party individuals that in your possession are illegal dubs...

*cough* sir, we have heard many reports from multiple third party individuals that in your possession are illegal dubs. Show us your singles and you'll be free to go.

Do I smell bacon?

Fuck you, Mahoney.

Go catch this Michael guy. He's a bad egg

As a non-usa citizen i don't recognize your badgeburger.

...

You're fucking autistic. EEEEEHHHGGGG BLEEEEEEGGG SHEAWWWWWLLL RAAA

Oh shit

yeah, ok
*runs away*
>inb4 le action

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yeah I have dubs, what are you going to do about it BITCH!

Please, I can't go to jail mann. I'll be raped 24:7 round the cock...

Come and take it

Here officer, can I go now? My mother is very sick...

maybe we can work something out, officer
*unzips you*
Am I free to go now?

Check for yourself

but what if I have trips? what would happen to me?

We president now.

Dubs

Excuse me officer, but I have cancer and a permit.

Winrar

No hablas inglis, ameritard

Fuck it

Thug life