/trek/ - non-Anton Yelchin edition

Star Trek thread, no Anton Yelchin discussion allowed

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Why didn't Riker just have her beamed directly to the brig?

Why was his name Czechof if he was Russian?

yes only rehashed memes for the 100000 time are allowed

czeched

What was the most wacky Star Trek alien?

V'ger, Doomsday Machine, Crystalline Entity come to mind.

>tfw gain sympathy for the Crystalline Entity when that bitch kills it.

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>it's a riker spreads his seed across the galaxy, gets an alien son, and foists him off on someone else

How many women did Riker bang in the TNG series, is there an official count?

(Implied counts too)

Please state the nature of your emergency.

Where liquid or solid fuel rockets a technology employed by Starfleet at all?

Or was it all anti gravity and warp core shit ?

How come TOS looks retro and stylised whilst TNG just looks dated?

Impulse engines are powered by Deuterium-Fusion Reactors.

I think it's difficult for the Transporter to lock on to something if it's potentially running around.

actually I don't understand how site to site transportation even works without going directly from one transporter pad to another.

You don't have to rematerialise during site-to-site, you go through the buffer and just skip the middle remat/demat. It's just the same except you have slightly less time to complete it before the patterns start to degrade

Am i the only one who doesnt like Q? I cannot suspend my disbelief for him

Q is the User for that instance

>it's leeland orser plays a weirdo episode

Commander, tell me about your sexual organs

When will you learn that you are a phony?

>that moment you realize lore was a better character than Data and he should've replaced him

>that moment you realized there were so many "data goes crazy"/"data's evil twin brother"/"some other brent spiner character" because spiner was an egomaniac diva who was constantly pressuring for more roles to expand his repertoire beyond "emotionless android"

>Masaka is waking!

Because TOS is dated beyond your living memory so it looks new dispite being old. TNG looks like the 80s and 90s in spaaaaacccceee.

Friendly reminder that Krola did nothing wrong

>Riker Worf and Data: Trekkie about to turn off TV after starting Enterprise for the 1st time
>Door: Enterprise theme song

They work for the masaka man, the android

IT'S BEEN A LONG ROAD

Superior opening
youtube.com/watch?v=3P4IlgtwHmA

>but that's Krell Most!
>he killed 6 trillion Bajorans in nasty experiments
>BElanna: no I want this thing on me forever if it means getting treated by a Cardassianan hologram

Maquis "rebels"

Not true. Spiner hated playing the multiple roles in "Fistfull of Datas" and "Masks."

He did enjoy playing Soong and the unhinged Lore (who should have been the real villain in Nemesis)

Learn to spell you Pakled!

Lore was dead though.

It wouldn't have been possible for him to be the villain (unless somehow they just left Lore slumped over in the Power Ranger temple after deactivating him).

Well they went through all the trouble of creating that retarded "B-4" android, so they could have just as easily made him "LORE-2: TWICE AS EVIL", since it was just a dumb schlocky flick that shat on the series anyway.

No matter how hard you try, you will never win the strawpoll.

I wonder if they wrote him in after they decided to kill off Data, which would be ironic because that ending where he starts singing pissed people off even more as I can recall.

Not him, but the Perfect Strangers theme is the GOAT theme. It actually fits better than the original with visual cues.

>Bajor for Bajorans.
>No Spoonheads allowed.

best enterprise intro coming through
youtube.com/watch?v=sfbsZRbwbJ4

Quality pic
I'd just switch Klingons to Mongols and make the Turks insectoids instead of reptilians

>Breen are finns

Objectively best theme.

koskaan käännä selkääsi suomalainen

Friendly reminder that Dukat did nothing wrong.

vittu suomi

Coincidentally, the Finnish language sounds like Breen / universal translator can't lock on to it.

So.. how are the eternal Andos like the Dutch?

Can someone post for me the TNG guide which showed a list of the best episodes with the GOAT ones highlighted?

I just got done watching TOS by using a similar chart, watching the GOAT ones first and then watching the rest later. Would the same technique be applicable for getting into TNG?

What are some TNG episodes that involve some kind of time travel fuckery?

Stuff like Timescape and Future Imperfect?

>Thinks that's the Dutch flag

That's because they speak in memes

Why was Anton murdered? Who did he piss off?

he didn't fug kira when he had the chance

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What was your reaction the first time around, Sup Forums?

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watch all of them
>trusting some stranger on the internet

>and then watching the rest later
They did watch all of them.

Learn to read?

Is it Yugoslavia? I just assumed it was like an older Phillip of Orange variation.
Which leaves me even more confused.. please help me understand the memes.

Tell that to the 800 million Cardassians who died in the Cardassian holocaust.

>Anglosphere
Kinda makes sense since humans speak English universally.

Is this unique in the Trek universe? Are there any other languages that are not just named after the race? (e.g. Vulcans speak Vulcan)

On a related point: Planet names

Vulcans from Vulcan
Ferengi from Ferenginar
Bajorans from Bajor
etc.

but

Klingons from Kronos (Qo'noS)

Any others like this?

That's the pan-slavic flag.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pan-Slavism

It's basically Russian+

i wonder if one of the guys (or girl) in costume department kept that dress and smelled it/licked it/or slept with it

I'm watching original Star Trek on Netflix recently and I have to keep stopping to jerk off. The tits on some of these girls are just too fine.

The Travelers are from Tau Ceti. I know that doesn't count, I just needed an excuse to post this picture.
AHH! I understand, thank you.
Would that make the Aenar are Sami people / Laplanders?

The one played by Clint Howard wins ugliest alien.

>Its a Riker's womanizing gets him into trouble episode

I'M NOT THE FOOL YOU TAKE ME FOR, RIKER

Mr. Shickadance has a mean right hook.

Bakula was fun as fuck in that ep

Best Trekfu coming through

Coincidentally you also posted best captain: Mirror Archer's motivational delusion of Prime Archer

:3

>Not mirror Hoshi
Reroll

it probably got auctioned off with the rest of the props/costumes. This is a list of items from one of the auctions, including Troi's yoga outfit from the well known .webm, the 'Goddess of Empathy' costume from Barclay's holodeck program, and pic related from the same episode

startrekpropcollector.com/trekauctions/page.pl?p=iaw/allitems.html

When will plebs realize that this is kino?

>Time Squared
>Tapestry
>Time's Arrow
>Firstborn
>All Good Things

>Highly advanced machines want to fuse with a human
>several decades later the borg show up
check mate atheists

just watch them all in order

you'll never enjoy the first seasons if you come back to them after watching only really good episodes

The borg showed up in Enterprise

I love the twisted version of Alexander Courage fanfare at 0:13. Really shows you how the Borg were a enemy that alters and manipulates people.

those were the borg from first contact though

Is this confirmed? If so my mind is blown.

did you even watch the episode?

Yeah but years ago

is this the best moment in trek? I get goosebumps from about half the lines

I miss Anton ;_;

That episode wasn't that bad as people say.
In fact, it establishes a causality loop WITHIN a causality loop.
>Borg reawakened from a Borg ship that traveled into the past.
>Without the Borg having traveled to the past, they wouldn't have known about humanity prior to Q Who

I hate time travel

How many of you have been to the conventions, and which ones?

I'm still mad that they removed the 'To be continued' fanfare in the blu ray versions, that makes the scene 10 times as tense as the new version where it just goes straight 'Fire' -> 'Pewww, we failed'

Also that's easily my favourite piece of music from the TV series.

youtube.com/watch?v=FbbNn0yPJs0#t=3m24s

This is why you always wear a simple suit, it's timeless. Apart from the legs, get them tailored

>tfw thinking back to all the star trek fan fiction I wrote as a tween and cringing

Links?

>tfw my T'Pol/Hoshi femslash archive can never grow large enough

It's all gone, I think. At one point though I did have a Star Trek/James Bond crossover that was pretty fun. That's probably gone too.

>episode has a religious conflict
>the disagreement is always something stupid like how many days it took for the world to be made or what color shirt people should wear

Is Star Trek responsible for making people retarded about Islam?

>B'Etor will never rub your head and push her boobs against your back

Just send me to Gre'thor already

So were these aliens supposed to be a parody of the Bajorans? Were Berman and Braga really that petty?