What's his endgame?

What's his endgame?

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>what's his endgame
To pretend he's as cool as alexi Sanchez with his dogs

That's a big dog

To ride into battle on the dog's back because he's too short for horses.

>le mid-life-crisis guy

Is that Fang?

to be a normal lad living a comfy life with his childhood sweetheart and their two kids, while playing his favorite game for a living

how the fuck does a dog impact his basedness

becoming the plebest

Was getting caught tax dodging part of your plan?

if I took him off HGH, would he die ?

>that toy helicopter

even his dog's autistic

Tell me about the foot, why does it wear the helicopter?

Why is he such a cunt nowadays?

Neymar ruined him.

that dog has a friendly looking face. good doggo

>le 'footy lad' look
HOW CONTRIVED

SADDDDDD!

Getting the tattoos was 'meh'. The hair is when things started to get concerning. But that fucking shirt and choice of dog breed.

Somethings definately not right with messi's life lately

Do you think Antonella is cheating on him?

he just discovered screamo so BACK THE FRIG OFF?!

He's getting nostalgic about his mid 2000s days at Barca, so he probably discovered Crunkcore while surfing on the web looking for old picture of him and Ronaldinho.
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to play with his toy helicopter

DAMAGED

will Messi bring back hardcore screamo?

reminder that messi skateboards too

getting knotted on live TV while ron has to watch jealously

yeah sure
> sorry coach, my ankle exploded doing the ollie and I broke my kneecap when I fell

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he's just getting one of the phases people go through out of the way.

MOMS GONNA FREAK

>those tattoos
>that hairstyle
why do people insist on getting inked when 99% of them look shit, jesus christ.

Poor Messi I feel like he just needs someone who will listen.

he missed out on his entire youth because of being enslaved by barca and now he is experimenting with stuff

What kind of doggo is this? Anyone know?

looks like a friendly fella

I miss autistic Messi :(

Is that a grateful dead t shirt?

His tattoos are a calling for help. My friend killed himself after doing tattos all over his body.

>choice of dog breed
?

how does he manage to look autistic even when skateboarding? damn

you mean daniel alves

for you

He's completed the transformation into PUNISHED Messi

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dogue de bordeaux

they look silly

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kek true

thats actually a really good take, going to tell people I came up with it in casual conversation

what's wrong with his feet? is he diabetic?

no hes messi