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>werdum making the rules
Two more questions boys

DELET

4th for CM Punk by flying berimbolo.

Gooby bless you all

FRANCIS THE BULL NGANNOU

Tarec Saffiedine

Damn they gave a shoutout to that noname who's son was run over.

NUTTIN

25/8 revin

do you even have brakes?

How many sports journalism awards have YOU won?

*revs up sperg*

AMERICAN SPERG

I SUMMON THEE

BLESS US WITH THINE UPCOMING EVENTS

>picture was in 2011

Odds that fat slob is still alive now?

MICKIE SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOK

There's a welterweight hiding under there

Seriously? You're this casual? His fat fucking ass is at every card.

He's at the presser right now.

>mickey getting the cold shoulder
kek

he always asks the first hard hitting question to the fighters

2 days

his body is

>he didn't see him at the presser just now
Classic leaf

werdum not making the meme face, browne is fucked

...

Jesus, people were yelling AIDS in the Youtube chat but now I get it.

Why does McGoobert look like a Fallout New Vegas character?

Why is CM Punk so based?

I rarely watch pressers and pay zero attention to the interviewers when I do.

>yfw mickey gall wins with 1 punch to the back

sure thing. lol

he's going to die from Aids before the fight even begins isnt he? He looked very skinny and aids-ridden tbqh, WORRIED!

gall can't handle the banter
he's finished

I'm lying, so I actually pretended not o know the guy? ok

based punk fucking over ppv buying saps and making 15 years worth of a good engineer's salary

What's with Sherdog's neato little quiz game on every page? Sidetracks me hardcore

>if I don't look away first he will become more intimidated by me

Why do stupid fighters still do this shit lol

assasa

what do you expect from fighters who unironically believe in ancient middle eastern mythology?

200 sucked

lels saw that one the other day

>pretending to be a casual

only canada would be this stupid

What the fuck does it mean

Bro, do you even assassa?

*tips*

It just seems like such a ridiculous thing to believe in.

That if your opponent breaks eye contact with you, that means he's actually afraid of you lol

Why didn't Werdum do his meme face? Is he shook?

Love the jazz hands at the end.

*tips*

don't cut urself with that edge, faggot. God might will me over to your house to fuck ur mum.

Can't wait to see Punk weighing in at 200lbs

FUCK YOUR GOD, NIGGA

What's wrong with her?

*tipping intensifies*

Anyone know if ohio releases fighter salaries?

When will 'Based' Bryan Barberena finally return?
There's hypetrains to kill dammit.

She has a my cock deficiency in her asshole.

he could just not cut weight really - gall would still accept the fight because he would probably be out of the ufc if he didn't fight punk and punk doesn't need the money anyways

He's lining one up to derail

Where did this fella come from?

Someone needs to tell him to leave

>anal
disgusting desu

Who is this Jewish faced fighter?

one of those was me

you gotta guess now

kek

high test leaf or adan

Well which one was it bird brain?

high test leaf

adan

you gotta guess

I wish I was based adan, bro.

wrong idiot

>based autism

said no one ever, nice try adan

Caption this

where do I get me a relationship like this?

>tfw no gabi domina

I'm a white boy and I'm based, deal with it

Yeah because there are so many Muslims in the UFC.

>the weak should fear the strong

CHING CHONG BIGGU LADY *gong*

Sakuraba :3

Have YOU ever changed /heem/ forever?

I wish I could win the lottery and follow the UFC all over the world.

>what a faggot you are
Makes me laugh every time.

>autism speaks

USADA is knocking on your door, what is your gameplan?

Yes, literally everytime I post or don't post.

Pull a gun on them like Based Tim Kennedy did. After they've fled in terror, I'd make a video for Alex Jones to post on infowars.

atta boy

pussy shit

piggy digg rigg
if I was to take a fight against any ufc champ it's this bumbling goofball.
tim sylvia? nope. jonny burger boy won't even make weight

you're also 250lbs

flush myself

why would I randomly just 75 pounds just to fight pigg rigg?
I do not need that advantage
If you're implying I would need training weights I understand

don't get triggered by your fat piece of shit ex champ loser. you don't owe him shit

Punk doesn't make weight? He was like 190 a year ago and you can see him get progressively leaner. He currently looks drained and gaunt AF, he has to be close.

hendricks would stomp you m8

He looks like an aids patient, so it's either a bad cut or he's cutting way more weight than would make sense.

He keeps saying that his weight cut is going terribly in interviews but I'm not sure if he is fucking around or is actually serious.

I dunno dude cutting to 170 when you're 6'1" and not lean as fuck seems like it would be rough to me

>Shane Carwin making a comeback but not in the UFC
>Igor Vovchanchyn started training again
Shane Carwin to Rizin?

mmafighting.com/2016/9/8/12844308/shane-carwin-confirms-comeback-but-says-it-won-t-be-with-the-ufc

he's an over rated piglord.
he would get starched in the second after running out of energy
i'd even meet that fat schlob at 175 because he's never making 170 again, even though i'm a small welterweight

do you really think that you could eat as many steaks as him?

here is no fucking way phil brooks weighs in within 10lbs of 171.9

Probably fencing response. My brother was at a soccer camp put on by Manchester United and was standing off to the side when a player doing a demonstration for a separate drill missed a shot and hit him in the side of the head. It knocked him out cold and he had the pattern from the ball on his face for the rest of the day.