/metal/ general: non-nu-male nu-male metal edition

/metal/ general: non-nu-male nu-male metal edition

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kek

so post-nu-male metal?

>dio is better than ozzy

>cock is better than pussy

>ass is better than cock

Dio is the most overrated singer and person in the metal world, he was a human piece of shit with garbage singing gimmicks that did a couple good songs when he was surrounded by more talented musicians than him (Iommi, Blackmore,...) and had a solo career that's almost 100% trash.

>non-nu-male nu-male metal
whar really interests me is non-nu nu metal

never say die sounds like thin lizzy, which isnt bad because thin lizzy is awesome, but its shitty sabbath

Do nu-males like nu-metal?

youtube.com/watch?v=qGN6sj6-3HI

desu dogs are better than donkeys or cats, even goats are better than those

>overrated singer
into the trash it goes

I love how not serious the guys in Mastodon are.

>he's really going for it boys!

So, metal
No, nu-males are too sophisticated for that. Nu-metal is edgy-teen-yet-to-develop-any-taste territory

they hate it with passion
too 'bro' for them
>dogs are better than donkeys or cats
[citation needed]

>it's a le golden voice of methul episode le ride le tiger

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Never say die and tecgnical ecstasy are both 10/10s only faggots with herd mentality that gozzle on the cum of wikipedia critics think they are bad

the only thing 10/10 about them is the album artwork

What's everyone's favortie album this year so far? I've definitely been feeling this the most, which is odd because at a surface level this shit is just masturbation, just endless prog meandering. They just really pull it off for me despite that somehow, like every song has just beautiful moments and fuck the drummer just blows my mind the entire time. Seriously good shit.

LOOK AT ALL THIS BUTTHURT WHAT SHALL WE DO WITH IT WHERE DO WE STORE IT

Return to Ommadawn by Mike Oldfield but that is not metal

Superjoint's because it's literally the only current year album I've listened to.

I'm totally out of the loop.

what does 'nu-male metal' refer to ?

lol what kind of loser listens to new releases after 2012

whatever you're listening to right now

Your favourite albums

metal i don't like

find an almost dead old man who sings better than this
youtube.com/watch?v=o3i-2nYatmU

Post anti-riffs

>Black Sabbath - Black Sabbath - Black Sabbath
>Iron Maiden - Iron Maiden - Iron Maiden
>Angel Witch - Angel Witch Angel Witch
>Marshall Law - Marshall Law - Marshall Law
>Metal Church - Metal Church - Metal Church
>Heavy Metal Army - Heavy Metal Army - Heavy Metal Army
>Hallowed - Hallowed - Hallowed Overture
>Goat Semen - Goat Semen - Goat Semen
>Deicide - Deicide - Deicide
>Dark Quarterer - Dark Quarterer - Dark Quarterer
>Dark Age - Dark Age - Dark Age
>Carnivore - Carnivore - Carnivore
>Calderone - Calderone - Calderone
>Black Knight - Black Knight - Black Knight
>Bewitcher - Bewitcher - Bewitcher
>Axevyper - Axevyper - Axevyper
>Valhalla - Valhalla - Valhalla
>Terminal Death - Terminal Death - Terminal Death
>Sumerlands - Sumerlands - Sumerlands
>Speedboozer - Speedboozer - Speedboozer
>Sorcerer - Sorcerer - The Sorcerer
>Saint Vitus - Saint Vitus - Saint Vitus
>Medieval Steel - Medieval Steel - Medieval Steel

That's 2016 album

like that ?
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...

Everything by Meshuggah

>SYL
>anti-riffs
what

...

yes
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Arrayed Claws

Just let it go, man.

>Doomsword - Doomsword - Sword Of Doom

That album is actually mixed so that I can hear all the instruments. Unacceptable.

so, this exists. do you think robb is proud of it

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Are you serious? The past few years have been the most interesting for metal in years

I had to do SIX fucking captchas to post this. SIX. Holy shit japmoot, get your shit together.

I'm sorry you have such shit taste

>Paradise Lost - Lost Paradise - Paradise Lost
>Paradise Lost - Lost Paradise - Lost Paradise
>Paradise Lost - Paradise Lost - Forever After

>Anathema - Distant Satellites - Anathema

I guess I'm mostly referring to the doom and sludge revival. If you're after sick fast riffs then yeah, there's been nothing good in years.

>past few years have been the most interesting for metal in years
>doom and sludge revival
>DOOM AND SLUDGE
>REVIVAL
>REVIVAL
>REVIVAL
>MOST INTERESTING IN YEARS

Holy shit you're a joke

>Led Zeppelin - Led Zeppelin - Led Zeppelin
>Judas Priest - Judas Priest - Judas Priest
>Saxon - Saxon - Saxon

> If you're after sick fast riffs then yeah, there's been nothing good in years.

Except, of course, Terminal Redux by Vektor

Does Rob Halford count as almost dead old man ?

Oh I didn't know. It was released on Seasons of Mist last month.

no

>doom
>sludge
>revival
>implying good quality

doom and sludge are deathcore lite

Last 5 years have been really shit for music except hip hop and metal

>Judas Priest - Saxon - Led Zeppelin

Only good songs on Never Say Die are the title track and A Hard Road

Nicely memed my man

see

Checekd

What's the *BRRRAAAAAP* equivalent of metal?

CHUGGA CHUGGA

>inb4 Battle Shits posted multiple times like the thread from a few days ago

Iron Maiden

*BUUUURP*

*random incoherent gurgling*

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>all modern sludge and doom is bad
>Vector is bad

Is this thread just a contest to shit on as many others taste as possible without any regard to the quality of music what so ever?

Does /metal/ approve of Twisted Sister?

>Is this thread just a contest to shit on as many others taste as possible

do you know where you are?

>U GUISE R MEANIE ;_;
go home fuckboy

name 5 good doom albums from the past 3 years

NUMALES NEED TO LEAVE THE HALL

I'm not calling you mean, I'm calling you tasteless and retarded

Bands that are completely undiscussable on /metal/ due to memes:


>Sodom
>Vektor
>Paradise Lost
>Opeth
>Dream Theater
>Gorguts
>Enslaved
>Batyushka
>Mgla
>Myrkur
>Any metal with a pre-fix of post
>Any metal with a suffix of gaze
>Anything atmospheric
>Gojira
>Decapitated
>Artillery
>Devin Townsend
>Necrophagist
>Wintersun
>Fear Factory
>Deathspell Omega
>Necromantia
>Burzum
>Spawn Of Possession
>Soilwork and any band who's featured Bjorn "Speed" Strid
>Sonic Syndicate
>Butcher Babies
>Pantera
>Ghost
>Any nu-metal
>Any djent
>Any sludge at this point
>Slam
>War metal
>Metallica
>Mastodon
>Slayer
>Death
>Ulcerate

What else?

>inb4 hurr durr they all shit

Welcome to metal fans, easily the most contrarian and confrontational genre fanbase

I'M A GOOFY GOOBAH (ROCK)

I've been meaning to listen to this.

we should just talk about Peste Noire it's the only good music on earth anyway

>all metal with a suffix of -core

wait whys artillery on here

Cry harder
Do you really think there's a band (or anything whatsoever) that can't be meem'd? What the fuck is wrong with you?

>le metal

>genuinely liking omelette du fromage - the band

>not liking omage du fromelette - je bande

Slayer is undiscussable because of that one autist who keeps bitching about what happened to their spic ex drummer

Drummers are the most useless bandmates and are not needed for good bands

Lombardo is an angel you fuck!

only their debut is worth checking out though

nah, their only sub-par one is the self titled, all the other ones are GOAT

I think this is the most wrong post I have witnessed this week

what happened to dave lombardo?

he's a scummy faggot who got treated as such

In 2013 he got fired when he realized he was getting totally underpaid

i just realised that the cover of anthems to the welkin at dusk was designed by the guy from sunn

Has a punk band with Mike Patton.

You're crazy

shut up Dave, don't shit on Jeff's memory anymore than you already did you scummy ape

sounds good to me