Leave the MLS to me

Leave the MLS to me

Soccer is a girl sport.

source?

iniesta is retiring?

>it's real

This. Faggots dont wear spandex or have bbc like Tyrone fucking girly as fuck

>retirement
He was gone for like one year

>ronaldo is manly

lol

at least he won't be commentating

Why is this beta manlet balding cuck still pretending to be relevant?

>the MLS

>Landycakes wont stay on board for the '18 WC

The same reason your beta hairy Marquez still plays on the mexican national team at 40

The MLS is such a joke

>the MLS

I type that because it triggers the MLS fans

>lanDON DONovan
>americans in charge of not giving their kids retarded names

It only triggers them because it's the indicator of how ignorant you are of the league

tbf, I watched the Salt Lake City - LA Galaxy game yesterday and I was really pleasantly surprised by how much the MLS (or whatever it's called) has improved. I used to think it was a joke too, but it was technically, tactically and physically on par with most European football.

The USA is still overdue for a dominant era-defining player. Anyone in the pipeline?

PuliGOD, of course

PuliGOAT, of course

As long as he stays away from the MLS for like his first 10 years, of course.

>no eyepatch

STOP RUINING CLASSIC MEMES

>the MLS

Pulisic and Brooks are the top 2

Zelalem, Green, Carter Vickers are the next tier of talent that are on the precipice of breaking into a big club

Rubin, Hyndman, Palmer Brown, Miazga are in the next tier where they are having trouble breaking through or aren't there yet.

We have more talent than we ever had in modern times

Sorry, but that isn't going to make me watch your shit league. Maybe make it less Euroboo faggy shit and I will watch.

He will be in the MLS in 5 years watch.

>the MLS

Damned if you do, damned if you don't

I would maybe support but there is two reasons I can't. No team in my state and the fans act too much like faggots.

Why a state top 10 in population doesn't have a team is beyond me.