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Almost september the eleventh edition.
Saturday fixtures:
>man derby EARLY
>arse-southampton
>bournemouth-westbrom
>burnley-hull
>boro-palace
>stoke-tottenham
>hammers of london fc-watford
>pl champions vs some midtable club with history (forrest or villa or something?)

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Huddersfield

alright gays?

>de gay

I'll be on holiday for the next few weeks. Do you know if Premier League matches are broadcasted in South East Asia?

>de gay

Spaghetti and pesto edition

yes, it's pretty easy to find pubs showing them in touristy places

Doubt it, can't see anyone from that area of the world having much interest in English football.

i thought i was eating alone but then i realized there was a moth sitting on the table

moths a cute

find the man on this shirt, he knows how to find the best SD streams

>de gay

>>pl champions vs some midtable club with history (forrest or villa or something?)- 8 posts shown.

ABL scum

Moths are annoying little shits and when you try to throw them out the window you get fucking moth dust on you.

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How do i turn this into a picture?

>tfw invited to 3 different manchester derby parties
>tfw id rather watch it with >(You)

not sure what to do lads

support your local club

>manchester derby parties
i hope you're joking

The Manchester derby is a soulless exhibition between two plastic clubs. Even Merseyside derbies have become boring ever since both clubs became shit. London derbies are far more interesting.

>Manchester derby parties

>Man derby
But Derby are playing Newcastle

>giving him those (You)s

If I lean on something will Liverpool sign me?

that depends, do you play for southampton or newcastle?

No, you have to get signed first before you get to lean.

I'm Tim Krul

Well you spent most of last season leaning on the goalposts

nah sorry mate, karius and mignolet are the two best goalies in the league; both even better than multiple golden glove winner joe hart

Shit stat of the week;

>Villa - Forest will be the first time two European cup winners have met in a league game outside of the top flight of any yuro league

It's actually a very good stat, other countries are already jealous of the strength in depth of the pl but we actually have incredible depth that goes beyond our first tier. I'm pretty sure our teams from the seventh tier could beat teams from spain's third or fourth tier

>I'm pretty sure our teams from the seventh tier could beat teams from spain's third or fourth tier

Care to walk me through your thinking here.

Since this is pretty much the /football/ general right now. Are there any club-songs that are catchier than this one? youtube.com/watch?v=DEAJOUA5Uuo

Try it out on FM, best of 10 games of random teams

there's a snail on the inside of my window lads

Plus they are well attendeded
>yfw last season 4 League 2 teams had a higher attendance than 2 La Liga clubs

Keep us posted and stay safe la

yep

youtube.com/watch?v=oFw-rfvoexo

are you shitting me? Manure and LFC have huge followers there

youtube.com/watch?v=hhQ5PJGEgMk

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pics

fucking hell

I was being deadly serious.

Are Americans smart enough to pretend to not get sarcasm?

no this one fell hook,line and sinker

But don't they have the most nobel prizes won ever?

There was nothing to fall for, it wasn't supposed to be bait. I think he's just after the (You)s.

Jews don't count as americans

>Skrtal vs Costa was boring
yeah dude fuck off

i don't know lads i think he's just retarded tbqh

not him obviously but it happens in the FA cup at least once a year

What, Spanish fourth or third tier sides lose against English seventh tier sides in the FA Cup every year?

Yes.

fell for the meme

do you even follow football?

no. at least 1 6-7th tier side beats a league 2 team

what's the most Spanish league one/two team, epple?

stop trying to force epple dude it's never going to work

where did it all go wrong lads

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Manchester and merseyside derbies count for nothing only the classic, Liverpool manure Derby is worth watching for the history and fierce rivalry.

>Liverpool manure Derby is worth watching
>3 teams in one match
How the fuck does that work?

>the classic
stop this meme

Really scraping the bottom of the barrel today aren't we, /epl/?

did he died?

I got invited to watch the Manchester derby in Stockholm by a french dude who supports Arsenal

I'm English and support Liverpool...

I think the memes died since last season and so people have fled.

If I literally stayed on Sup Forums until it died I will be hugely disappointed in myself.

Maybe the snail wasn't actually a snail...but a refugee?!??!!

>being this ABL

I could be an ABU for all you know

Stop trying to force it just because that's what Spain calls their bandwagon derby

Post FPL squads

>Forest will return to the prem while Villa and Newcastle shit the bed and fail

I actually did make a 5-tier super cup league containing the top tier of Spain, England, Germany, Italy, and France. The top four (from last year's league results) of each are in Tier 1, the next four are in Tier 2, and so on and so forth.

Currently England holds a small lead across the tiers, Man City is winning the top tier (Real Madrid is one point below them), Getafe CF is at the bottom of Tier 5 by many points, and Italy is shit in all five tiers.

not that you have him but what are people with Andre Gray doing? What's going on with this ban?

>not coming back for post match shitposting even when you're 70

Gave up after the first week when i got 74 points lol

Oh I'm sure I will, I just hope someone else will be here to give me some (you)s

WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM YOU NONCE ,SHOW US HES SAFE

>tfw Manchester Derby starts right when I get off work in the morning
The good thing about working at night means I don't have to wake up early for this shit

>tfw it's on at 4am here
I'll just record it and watch it after the Arsenal game

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What about on the tennis courts?

Autism the post.
It's called the classic because it's a grudge match between the biggest teams in the country, nay the world.
Your team is shit. It's fine, not everyone can have history. Chill out la.

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Any Everton lads have an opinion on Landon Donovan when he was on loan there?

been a while since a good forest v notts county match desu

That's fine and everything, it's just that it's not called the classic.

sorry la, googled it, all it came up with was vintage football shirts and a jap movie

why is it so fucking hot in the middle of september at fucking night

>imagine being born in Liverpool

Fucking top myself.

>imagine, out of all the clubs in the country to support, you choose Liverpool

I'd kill my family then myself.

>imagine, not only not being born in Liverpool, but not even in the same country, choosing out of all the nations in the world, to choose England, a country your countrymen hate and then supporting Liverpool as well

Thank God there is nobody that fucking retarded lads. They would be a marvel to science.

Zlatan reminds me of Frank Zappa lads.
He will score the winner on Saturday.

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>its an oggie

>imagine being born

Fucking top myself.

if i was born a scouser i'd cut my vocal cords with a rusted butter knife. worst accent in the history of the world. disgusting

Good player just didn't have the bottle to play here full time.

Mou Utd v Feyenoord, Zorya and Fenerbache.

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Fucking robots! Get off my board!

Why has these threads died? Surely it isn't due to Handegg?