Be me

>be me
>in a metro with four friends
>I sit next to the window, 3 friends in the same seats
>seats turned to each other in pairs
>one of my friends has to sit slightly further away
>some crooked looking teen with shit scar on his forehead gets in
>I barely notice, listening to music with one headphone
>blind guardian for anyone wondering
>the guy asks for a cigarette
>seems chill, turn and offer him one
>he thanks me
>npmang.png
>he doesnt store it away, instead he starts fucking tearing the cigar apart from edge to bottom as talking to my friend
>barely hear shit, turning down the music
>"come on you have to have some money on you"
>look to his pockets
>see somewhat of a knife's grip peeking out
>get mildly nervous
>tell my friends loudly I was gonna check for the cunts who check your tickets
>nooneevenbuysticketsbctheresneveranyonechecking.jpg
>the fag looks at me for half a second but I assume he believes it
>walk past him, nearly empty metro, only some school fags near, know them at a glance
>I have this pistol that works as a lighter, not real
>still solid fucking steel or some shit, heavy as fuck
>my friend is pale, fucking shaking from what I could tell
>the guy seems to move his arm
>shitIhavetodoit.amv
>fucking bludgeon him with the barre of the fake pistol
>his skull starts bleeding as he fallls to the side
>no security in the metro
>my friend stands up and sighs in relief, the others are completely baffled
>they had no idea because everyone was listening to music or chatting online
>I ask one of them to help me carry him to near the door.
>schoolfags seem to look to see what the fuck is going on but no one seems to notice
>thank fuck
>check before the metro stops; no one at the station
>throw him out like a fucking deadbody
>wait for it to close
>the guy seems to twitch as the door closes
>go back in, laugh about it nervously

I wonder if he's dead. He fell limp to the side, but no cops ever came by.
Pic is the lighter gun.

You sir are an asshole

No he is a hero

Good job, op

Hell no, the man was doing his job

>I wonder if he's dead
who fucking cares? you did the right thing, OP. the fags lucky all he got was a pistol whipping.

Not that I believe a single word you just posted, but well done. If he's dead, too bad, but nothing to feel guilty about, you didn't mean to kill him and he was the one looking for trouble.

if true, today op wasn't a faggot

muggers should be shot on sight

I smell bullshit but if it's true bravo good sir

That is the most pathetic lighter I have ever seen.

What are you? 12 years old?

So what you walked pass a guy and hit him from behind? WOW. You're so brave...

the fag was up to no good, why waste the ciggaret... that alone is enough for a whip.

OP is an hero

Sweet yugiyo card faggot

Shoulda kept on fucking him up

You sir are autistic

Why are you posting a picture from 7 months ago?

Thats todays daye. That is how yurop does it. OP is yuropeen.

>Implying people get knocked totally unconscious with one hit to the head that easily like in the movies

Cool story, bro.

better than doing nothing keyboardwarrior

It's called fighters chance. Also if you hit someone where there is a nervecluster you can get knocked the fuck out. WOuld explain the twitching btw.

>implying you know shit

You sure showed me, user.

No, I would have told him to fuck off which he would have done immediately. If he was some sort of retard and didn't, I would have knocked him out with a punch rather than fake pistol-whipping him from behind like a fucking pussy.

Mind you, as you mention being a keyboard warrior, we all know that op is talking out his ass.

i don't care about the legitimacy of the story or the 4-11-2016 date, bump

Medicfag here. I highly doubt you killed him, OP. Actually you're lucky you did knock him out. Otherwise you'd have been in a knife fight from the sounds of it. I'm sure he's fine.

Where are you from? Let me guess.

The way you write the date and your skin color suggests Europe. You say metro so not from the UK. You also seem to be a massive faggot.

French maybe?

However, there was also the casual use of the word cunt so maybe Australian.

Which one?

Because you are a degenerate

>this
Are there cameras in the metro? If so, good, that way you can prove that he confronted you guys, and not the other way around. If he was found bleeding on a metro station with a knife in his pocket it should be pretty easy to prove what was going on there. You're in less luck if he woke up, tossed his weapon and decides to pretend like he was assaulted. Pray for high res cameras user.

R/thathappened

Been watching some sherlock, haven't you?