SF:Carlos Hyde no longer on Niners' injury report NE:Gronk on Sunday status: Coaching decision PIT:Markus Wheaton held out of practice Thursday FA:Ex-49er Miller charged with seven felonies MIA:Tannehill allowed to veto plays before game WAS:Josh Doctson 'limited' on first injury report WAS:Matt Jones practicing in full ahead of opener CHI:Kevin White (hamstring) added to injury report HOU:O'Brien on Fuller (hamstring): He'll be fine NYJ:Brandon Marshall upgraded to full on Thursday SF:Carlos Hyde (concussion) gets in full session ATL:Julio Jones getting in full practice Thursday
You may only reply to this post if your team has already clinched their division
>not so fast chefs
Michael Bell
First for Jags go .500.
Hunter Thomas
Might as well rename it AFC Pats
Noah Jackson
...
Brody Morgan
Yep
Dak goes 4-2 Romo goes 7-3
Cowboys 11-5 win the NFC East and get #6
Adam Wilson
Why is there a picture of the R******s?
Joseph White
Romo isn't coming back.
Sorry.
John Perry
The Raiders will have a solid, if unspectacular season.
Nolan Gutierrez
Daily reminder Montana was the lucky Dalton of QBs
Colton Morris
>tricks to avoid NFL tax hikes >NFL owner pictured you CANNOT make this shit up
Noah Green
>Shittatle Seacucks
Jace Fisher
Implying Carson Wentz won't go Drake Summer '16(and 0) on you niggaz
Gabriel Hill
>I kissed Jerry (Jones) and I almost gave him some tongue I was so happy - Michael Irvin
Samuel Sanders
Oh sorry. I guess someone forgot to tell you that your defense is full of potheads and thugs that can't play the first part of the season..
Maybe Romo can carry you guys!
Oh wait..
Alexander Robinson
/nfl/ MARGIN PREDICTOR 2016
not much time left, SUBMIT YOUR ENTRY before the game starts today, only a few bongs left
alright guys now that real football is finally back, I've got a season-long game I've set up for us. the goal is to pick how many points you think teams will win by and get as close as possible to the actual result, and I'll tally up your points every week and post a small leaderboard of the top scorers.
how many points you get for each pick depends on how close you were: >0 off: 5 points >1-3 off: 4 points >4-7 off: 3 points >8-10 off: 2 points >11-14 off: 1 point >15+ off: no points then multiply that by how confident you were in your pick. the maximum score you could get is 240 in a week, and 3840 in a season.
>Name put here what you want your entry to be listed as if I end up posting your score. if you leave it blank, then I'll just use Anonymous.
>ID Code put anything you want here, as long as it's the same every week. I'll be the only one that sees it, it just lets me know that you're the same guy that played last week using that code.
>Matchup simply pick who you think wins that game.
>Margin enter how many points you think they will win by. it has to be a whole number and can't be negative.
>Confidence put either 1, 2, 3, 4, or 5 here based on how confident you are that you'll get the margin right for that game.
>you can only have 48 total confidence points. if you go over, I will randomly discredit one of your highest-confidence games until you're at or under 48. you'll get no points for that game. >if your ID Code is submitted twice, only the most recent one counts >only entries submitted before the start of the first game count >leaderboard of the top 10 scorers will be posted after the MNF game >taking suggestions for what to rename this game, because Margin Predictor is bland and dumb
Josiah Evans
also here's the power rankings poll if you haven't voted already:
77 votes 1. (8.442) New England Patriots 2. (8.390) Carolina Panthers 3. (8.052) Arizona Cardinals 4. (8.039) Green Bay Packers 5. (8.013) Seattle Seahawks 6. (7.494) Pittsburgh Steelers 7. (7.065) Cincinnati Bengals 8. (6.896) Kansas City Chiefs 9. (6.831) Denver Broncos 10. (6.000) Oakland Raiders 11. (5.844) Minnesota Vikings 12. (5.805) Houston Texans 13. (5.623) Indianapolis Colts 14. (5.571) New York Jets 15. (5.273) Washington Redskins 16. (5.208) Buffalo Bills 17. (5.130) New York Giants 18. (5.026) Jacksonville Jaguars 18. (5.026) Atlanta Falcons 20. (4.857) Baltimore Ravens 21. (4.623) Tampa Bay Buccaneers 22. (4.532) New Orleans Saints 23. (4.481) Detroit Lions 24. (4.416) Dallas Cowboys 25. (4.299) Miami Dolphins 26. (4.286) Los Angeles Rams 27. (3.766) Philadelphia Eagles 28. (3.753) Chicago Bears 29. (3.740) San Diego Chargers 30. (3.506) Tennessee Titans 31. (2.312) San Francisco 49ers 32. (2.091) Cleveland Browns
Thomas Brown
Why do people hype the Redskins? They're 8-8 at best. Cousins is mediocre.
Chase Cook
sure, Montana played in a revolutionary passing system but so did Dan Fouts, Ken Anderson, and Kurt Warner and they don't have the careers Montana did
Michael Adams
1.Marino 2.Montana 3.Simms 4.Elway
debate me
Daniel Powell
Name a fanbase that can lose their starting QB for the year and still have full confidence they'll make the playoffs.
Jose Brown
Then Dak+ Zeke go 10-6
Yeah because those potheads are the only players that make the cowboys defense the best in that division /s
fucking retard
Gavin Taylor
Because 8-8 might be enough to win their division
Levi Reyes
>16(and 0) Yeah, 16 INTs and 0 TDs until you obnoxious savages run him out of town and into the welcoming arms of a decent team
Christian Morris
Seahawks fans are the biggest cucks in the universe.
Please ISIS set off a nuke at a Seattle game.
Tyler Cook
Dak+Zeke will carry the team until Godhand returns
Jayden Watson
(Cross-thread) Hahaha wow the Vikings are the underdog vs a shit titans team that went 3-13 last year??? HAHAHAHA BRB Bout to put my entire fucking savings on the Vikings
Dominic Sanders
>LITERALLY the best QB statistically the last 8 games of the season >mediocre
I can get behind average, but mediocre is a stretch
Ryder Moore
you need to put marino higher
Luis Rodriguez
because one played in a powerhouse, the other 3 were flashes in the pan. Warner is overrated as hell.
Matthew Butler
feels good man
Lincoln Torres
Bengals have the elite AJ McCarron.
Blake Hall
I don't think you know how to read, buddy.
Charles Long
Vikings lel
David Collins
>/s
d-did you just confirm yourself for a reddit cuck?
>r/nfl
William Jackson
80's qb rankings?
1. Montana 2. Marino 3. Elway 4. Dave Krieg 5. Phill Simms
Ryder Torres
Not full confidence but the Bengals could still be pretty good with McCarron.
Ryan Allen
Apparently the Cowboys according to their delusional fan base
>m-muh preseason
Christian Rodriguez
I'm also a little peeved the Jaguars were described as "football's biggest headache" when teams like the Browns and Lions exist.
Levi Davis
I feel Neil Lomax was the most left-field passing leader of all time. Just a strange career he had.
Benjamin Garcia
Nick Foles sure has been tearing up the league after his statistical anomaly also right?
Jackson Jackson
>comparing a meme offense to an actual offense
Carson Martin
>4. Dave Krieg
good joke
Isaiah Rogers
Theissman should be after Elway
Landon Howard
pls nigga Dave Krieg was legit as fuck
Also other good 80's qbs: Berine Kosar, Boomer Esiason, and Neil Lomax
Kevin Walker
post yfw the browns meme on the redskins and kuck cousins gets BTFO by RG3
Gabriel Wright
I thought if you're a divisional winner you're at lowest the #4 seed in your conference?
Liam Anderson
You mean McCown memes on the redskins
RG "won't make it past week" 3
Luis Morris
a qbs stat line goes Comp. Attempts, Yards, TD, Int that would be 16 tds 0 int in 6 games against nfc east rivals holy shit carson wentz is the new aaron rodgers without being a homo
Luis Rogers
hes a redditfag ignore him he doesnt watch handegg
Ethan Ward
correct, the 2010 seahawks and 2014 panthers still were guaranteed a home playoff game at the #4 seed because they won their division
James Long
He meant their sixth ring.
He's that delusional. 99.9% sure it's tiki
Tyler Scott
>Implying Dak Attack isn't a surefire path to victory
Aside from the obvious cowboys, maybe Broncos. Defending super bowl champs with one of the worst QBs in the league last season
Cooper Flores
tiki said he's range banned
Adam Butler
Romo ded nigga
Wyatt Brooks
Holy shit he must have pissed someone off.
Parker Sanchez
>win the NFC East and get #6
William Fisher
Haven't been paying much attention this offseason but just checked the Lions' schedule and holy fuck is it easy. They'll probably be mediocre and could still go 12-4.
Oliver Fisher
what bullshit he was posting under a new trip with tiki in the trip until someone shoo'd him off
Adrian Mitchell
The AFCW has a similar issue this year. They could honestly send 3 teams to the playoffs this year.
Levi Stewart
I think he said one of them has a grudge against him because of one time he posted kstew or something, and has been banning him on sight for a while now.
besides, it's not like cowboysfag delusion is an exclusive phenomenon to just tiki. it's practically a prerequisite to call yourself one of their fans.
Nicholas Sanders
Tiki says a lot of shit that's blatantly false. Pretty sure he's a pathological liar at this point.
Joseph Peterson
True. It's just I'll miss Tiki's particular brand of delusion.
>Wanting a Ryan other than Buddy RIP in peace and no thanks man.
Liam Foster
Belichick on Sean Payton's support of Brady and the Patriots,
>“It means a lot. I have a good friendship with Sean. We go back quite a ways. We have a great working relationship, a great professional relationship and a good personal relationship," he said. "So I always appreciate his support. He’s had ours. We’ve had his. Can’t say that about everybody, but he certainly has been a good friend and a good supporter.”
Zachary Miller
It's not like I chose it. Might as well make the best of it. >tfw our first and second rounders who were projected to start are injured and our best d-lineman is suspended
Andrew Howard
thats probs bullshit too
Luis Adams
Alright lads what NFL team should I become a lifelong fan of?
Ayden Reyes
well in any case, he's too busy playing WoW right now to be shitposting. so whether or not he ever stealthposts, it wasn't him this time.
Luke Kelly
>dolphins
I feel nothing. I want nothing. Hope is an illusion.
Jason Lee
not really surprising that two guys that hate Goodell have a lot in common
Robert Flores
jags
Jacob Roberts
Hey harb so what was that Redzone stimulation thing you talked about in the AA draft?
Jace Price
LA Rams, you'll fit right in with them. they just moved back to their home of 50+ years after being gone for 2 decades, and a bunch of new "lifelong rams fans" have been popping up everywhere.
it's a browser based online game where we all take over a team and play in a league against other teams. you gotta train them up, find new talent, set your game plans, manage your finances, the whole package. the amount you need to play per week can be anywhere from 5 minutes to 10 hours, depending on how in-depth you want to go. we have about 8 or so guys in the same league already, we have a channel on the /nfl/ discord (check the OP) if you want more details.
pic related
Gabriel Lopez
>meme qb you are season was already over.
Samuel Torres
Jags are the most likely to get moved to Britain if the logistics where to ever happen
Caleb Lee
>playing WoW how do you know he's playing wow and how do you know so much about his banning? Are you tikis alter ego?
Nolan Gonzalez
do you know how to post videos to facebook?
Kevin Wilson
Chiefs could
Lincoln Cox
If your team is having trouble with hamstring injuries they're being retarded.
>Initially intended as a research project, Elliott and the Patriots’ sports medicine staff began the program by individually assessing the team at the end of the season to identify potential weaknesses and imbalances. These factors included hamstring muscle strength, muscle coordination, pelvic alignment while sprinting, and running technique. Players were then given a position-specific program that corrected any observed deficiencies, even addressing sprinting technique. The results were significant: prior to implementing the program, the Patriots had 22 players suffer hamstring injuries, but after the program was implemented that number dropped to three and then two the following season.
he's almost online in the discord, which shows what games people are currently playing since discord was designed as a communication service for gaming to begin with.
also, since he's been banned he talks in there more often when he's not playing, and that's just one of the things that came up. the place is pretty comfy actually, although tiki is still tiki.
Parker Cook
>when youtube bro scientists have been talking about muscle imbalances for years and only now the multi billion dollar nfl teams catch on
Christopher Rodriguez
where are they from and how good are they?
I'm from a gritty northern city if that helps.
Luke Long
Based Patriots advancing human science
Asher Reed
Patriots saving the NFL, as usual.
Jace Miller
Jags are 'rising'. Gotten better on paper but no one's 100% obviously on how theyll do this year. All the teams in their division got better, but the division isnt strong overall.
They're a trendy pick for winning their division. Central Florida team, defensive head coach.
If you're looking for gritty and northern just watch any games from our snow mexican teams and pick one. Most cold weather teams are gritty, unless they pussy out and play in a dome.
Carson Perez
...
Michael Flores
> They really thought they could stop him
Carson Nelson
>and only now the multi billion dollar nfl teams catch on
I wish. For not it only seems like the Patriots are interested in preventing hamstring injuries.
Adrian Brown
Fuck you Luck you fucking choke artist costed me my fantasy league when you choked against Dallas week 16 like a little bitch ass
Cooper Butler
Based Pats
>tfw Gronk still LP with a hamstring
Joseph Anderson
Doesn't their best player have a hamstring injury as I type?
Angel Nguyen
It's only right for the hardest working players to have the highest risk of injury.
