Moms going to costco

moms going to costco
quick espee

what should i ask for

i got tendies and dr pepper oh the list

quick

A gf

Also Costco > publix, you can't beat that $1.50 hot dog + drink combo

chips ahoy

A 4K TV.

A life

Red Barron deep dish minis & Reese's Klondike bars. .

rotisserie chicken for $5

3 kilos of Paella.

A box of condoms and follow that up by "hehe just kidding"

Bagel bites senpai

Those rolls of bread in a bag. Love toasting them and eating it warm.

costco is dying lol

so many goodies in this thread

Mozzie sticks. M and m. Kirkland brand jeans

Things called fruits and vegetables you fat fuck. Doesn't your Costco sell fresh produce?

>Kirkland brand jeans

So, you like mom jeans, too?

cans of food for homeless people

>introduction day at work
>see QT grill
>new job, new me, r-r-right!?
>muster up courage to talk to her
>tap her on shoulder
>she turns around
>i just stand there staring at her
>"h-...."
>shake my head
>she looks really puzzled and confused, frowns a little
>"hi rachael?"
>"yes?" she replies
>"h-hi i was just wonder-"
>she cuts me off mid-sentence and holds out her hand to shake
>"hi i'm user"

After that it went less badly and I managed to talk to her about the job and such. She has now added me on Facebook.

Did I blow it already?
First impressions matter don't they?
Fuck.

Pretzel crisps
Tamales
Bushel of fresh produce
Cereal
More chips and more soda

Some rope so you can hang youself.

they really improved them this year, i also like the urban star stretch jeans they carry.

blueberry muffins. cheap af and delicious there

frozen taquitos
berry smoothie
croissants