I need your help lads...

I need your help lads, I've convinced a semi famous escort to come over and I lack the funds to get her services so I figure fuck it, I'm suicidal and a failure at life anyway. I've decided to restrain and rape her, but I need tips on how best to do it. I read some of the files on Jeffrey dahmer but I just wanna know how best to restrain her, keep the noise down and leave as little evidence as possible.
She can't really tell the police much since she would have to admit to prostitution

you disgust me in every way, you disgusting fag. anyways make sure all exits in your home are locked when he/she walks in and if you're not at your house then RIP

She's going to have protection in her car. Most likely she's going to signal trouble to him surreptitiously and you're going to get your legs broken by a 275 pound bodyguard. And you won't be able to say much because you'd have to admit to soliciting prostitution.

i'm at home, exits will be locked and loud music playing.
do i disgust you user, why? i'm just god's lonely man using what he gave me at birth
she came over earlier to talk and she was alone in her car, when she was inside she put her phone on the table and seemed relaxed. i'm sure she has a pimp somewhere outside but i can't see any way she could signal him before it's too late
also, i'm pretty sure a man coming into my home and breaking my legs could be seen as a crime without me admitting to soliciting

Need more proof fag.

The best way to do it is to record it all then post it here, that way you will be immortalized on Sup Forums when you realize the reality of the situation and that even the slightest accusation of rape will turn you into a social outcast forever. We won't let your legacy die, at least.

lol sick fuck

Near trips speaks the truth. JUST DO IT OP!

i'd rather not have someone alert her
i am definitely recording it, i'm already a social outcast (was involved in a murder trial) and i'm committing suicide soon so this is a win win goodbye fuck. keep my memory alive anons
this is Sup Forums after all, not your nan's imageboard

I wish that I could be like the cool kids...............

OP isn't gonna do shit he made this thread to play out some fantasy of his

You're an idiot. Prostitution isn't a huge charge in most states. If she's "famous" she already has a couple of charges. Best case scenario she rats you out to the cops. Worst case, she rats you out to daddy.

dont kill her pls

legend

Well, be creative an if you can't, then don't seek attention.

YES! Will make sure you're on the first page all day every day.

stream it

godspeed user

i'll record it fags
which is why i'm asking what's the best way to not leave evidence, surely they can't get a conviction just off of her testimony.
i'm not that deranged yet, i prefer humiliating people and seeing how they react
don't let me down bros, she's on her way

You going to keep her quiet?

how do you plan to restrain her ?

Cut Achilles' tendons. Godspeed user.

You aren't recording anything because you plan on people forgetting about this whole thing. You aren't the first person to pull this kind of thread "bros im totally gonna do this its just gonna happen later trust me"

Ask about fantasy like tying her down

Stuff sock in mouth. Duct tape over

If only OP delivered this would be great but just another attention whore

Dude,

I mean dude.


duuuude


dude.
Raper her then
dude,


Jaime Lannister her

>take that bitch's hand

You are an idiot you are going to get your body bent in half. They have plenty of ways to signal their muscle. Most of them have some way to defend herself be that concealed pepper spray or something else. Dumb shit op going to get his shit wrecked.

i hope so, i don't do this regularly so i don't have any rope or duct tape, no rape kit
i need to figure something out
i figure sweeping her legs from under her and using a wrestling hold to get her on the bed
cuts require knives, which then become evidence
you can believe me or not, instead of assuming why not make sure that i can do it
i'm recording on mobile, whats an easy way to upload it here?
i will try this, no duct tape
i do have a thing for hands, but i lack surgical skill
it's Sup Forums, if i was a genius i wouldn't be here in the first place. i'm going to die anyway and i have several guns, i'll either shoot him or shoot myself long before he busts my ass open

You should just skip all the bravado and throw yourself off a building. Nobody cares about you.

edgy, as if i would look for attention on an imageboard of homosexuals and cucks

You're a fucking legend m8

>"whats an easy way to upload it here?
>record it
>save to your computer
>upload it on mega

Wow that was so hard, again you are already proving yourself full of shit. I can already see you going "bros this is difficult the site isn't working i'll try again later"

please fags, spread my legend
being technologically incompetent isn't the same as being a liar, i can figure out mega and i know how to save it to pc.
you are gonna regret shit talking me soon enough, don't worry

bill cosby

>you are gonna regret shit talking me soon enough, don't worry

Yeah okay buddy. I'll just stay here happy at all these retards who actually think something is gonna happen