Hey user, I just need to go to my car and get my phone. Would you mind holding onto my chocolate milk real quick...

Hey user, I just need to go to my car and get my phone. Would you mind holding onto my chocolate milk real quick? I'll be RIGHT back. Thanks!

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no problem man...
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why did i ido this i have to pee...
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I willjust put it on this table on go peeing... i am sure i am back before him...

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Oh fuck oh shit fuckfuckfuck what do we do guys he was depending on us

Don't worry, I brought some more

Maybe if we act fast we can get a small spoon and scoop it back into the cup

Oh fuck bless you user okay the cup is alright, yeah? No cracks?

You monster

Kek

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WHAT THE FUCK DUDE

SOMEONE STOP HIM BEFORE ITS ALL GONE

The sheer horrors of these threads. You will get us all perma banned with this degrading shite.

Phew! I'm back... just hat to grab my work supplies. It's quite cold out!

FUCKFCUKFCUJKDUCKUUCKFUCK GUYS WHATDOWEDO SOMEONE DISTRACT HIM

le ebin thread

SOMEBODY DISTRACT HIM

h-hey user look at this image. Do you get it? I made it myself. Tell me what you think before you continue.

Pizza delivery, op please come over here and ignore me chocolate milk please

Heeeeyyy OP.... Did you get your phone like you planned?

i am going to get some more keep distracting it

we were giving one job one job and we dun goofed

this thread

>okay guys what do we do does anyone have more chocolate milk????

Chocolate milk delivery!

done

See! We had this all along. Where's the hose?

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DENIED

syke

FUUUUUUU

WHERE DID OP GO QUICK GET HIM

were the fuck is he

Yup! Just got it right here. I'm thirs- huh? What's this Milk Delivery truck doing in my driveway?

Sorry drank it. Let me refill it

wtf you have done with it
AND WHERE DID YOU LEAVE THE FUCKING DONUTS

u-u-u-uuhh o-op umm.
Care to answer ?

Ate them ... sorry

the donuts weren't a part of the deal guy

They wasn't for op
AND YOU BETTER GET MORE

Hopefully this will fool op

Don't worry, i fixed it

YOU ARE PISSING ME OFF user

I think I still have some at home, wait a sec

Strawberry>Chocolate
My Nigga

I like it but you might want to clean these milk smudges off your phone, wait, where's my milk?

Yep, found then, Ill be right back

fine you fixed it quite fast.
you can eat some

>getting the unrequired donuts before chocolate milk.
The retardation

bruh the fuck did you just do

i required them just as op requires his chocolate milk

Thanks! SHIT I TRIPPED

You know what? i fucking quit

COME AT ME BRO

Woah, woah... WHAT THE FUCK IS BROWN WATER. LEAKING THROUGH THE DOOR. WTF MAN I CANT GET OUT HELP

SOMEBODY

This is all a mess
Where the fuck is OP? Don't let him get out of your sights.

I'm so thirsty, i sure could use some chocolate milk right now

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ONCE TOLD ME

UP TO MY HEELS WTF
HELP

SHREK HAS CHOCOLATE MILK, LET'S BEAT HIS ASS AND TAKE IT

THIS BROWN WATER IS UP TO KNEE LEVEL NOW
HEY!
PLS IM STUCK

I'LL SAVE YOU user! WHERE ARE YOU ?

pass the chocolate milk please

I'M DOWNSTA bllgh blllgggh blllllgggghh

user!
I'M GOING IN