/WCoH/ Team North America vs. Team Europe

dog bless

Meme teams in a meme tournament but at least it's hokkei

What a faggot thread

go team na (meme)

>tfw hokkei

this triggers the yuroshits

>Watching the game on TVA Sports
>Analysts keep shilling Quebec city

quebec will never have a team kek

What happened in the Sweden-Finland meme game earlier?

>tfw I get free streams with my cable

:)

>Watching on ESPN
>they keep shilling the last time there was hockey on ESPN

both teams sucked ass and finland """""won"""""

>That woman presenting team Europe

this gonna be comfy

Pretty shit thread lad.
How many bones will McDavid break?
How many references to Matthews potential will be made?
Will Chara end Gaudreau's life?
Will Chara suffer a heart attack?
Has Murray ordered Proactive or other acne related products yet?

I can't wait to find out, Hokkei is back boys!

/lifelongers/ represent

come back smuk

MFM aka Memes for McMeme

>canadian and american anthems
>no europe anthem

>roy

>europe anthem is a muslim prayer

Sadly I am not smuk, though I do miss his superior meme talent. Hopefully he is busy going to art school (literally a meme degree) and will be back.

smuk was tragically murdered in the nightclub shooting in orlanda

why are all the logos in this tournament shit

>With respect to Team Europe, after careful consideration and consulting with team management and the Players in its leadership group, a determination was made to forego any form of musical tribute prior to Team Europe’s games. Participants from Team Europe were strongly of the view that notwithstanding their commitment to work together as a team toward a common objective in this tournament, their passion and loyalty for their own respective homelands and anthems made any surrogate musical tribute somewhat artificial and therefore unnecessary. Accordingly, only the anthem(s) of Team Europe’s opponent will be played before that team’s games.
meme

Good looking arena

NA logo is from the upcoming intergalactic hockey league

Who designed those fucking jerseys? They're hideous.

GOOD GAME LADS. LET'S MEME ON YUROP

its almost like they have wanted an nhl team and thus have gone ahead and made an nhl tier facility but bettman gave a team to las vegas instead

come on you good ole european boys

our year

who states of hockey here?

>murrays non white solid color pads

I wish more goalies did this, they look awesome as fuck

>Cable info says team Europe vs team USA
ESPN already failing

buttman is stringing them along with the promise of a relocation. not fair 2bh, but it's uncle gary

never understood all the shit designs people put on theirs.

h-holy shit mcdavid give europe a chance

absolutely keked

I at least understand the all white but I personally think all one solid color looks the best. Wish some goalies would start bringing some colors to the NHL

>This stacked NA team
Can anyone but Canada challenge them?

Why is Crosby considered the best? He hasn't been at the top consistently so I don't understand

I thought that shit didn't start until next week

what the fuck was that lmao
>in front of net
>sit with puck
begging to get scored on desu

Your cable is shit mate.

Current Matthews number 1 overall references
2.
Averaging 1 a minute

Who else /hates Europe/ here?

Damn Kopitar, chill!

They have a pretty weak goalie and the bottom 2 lines for NA aren't really that amazing. Wouldn't be surprised if Russia and Canada beat them.

This game is fun as fuck already

Let's go Europe
Let's go Europe

man these kids are flying

K O P I T A R

matt murray literally just won the pongs a stanley cup you idiot

this is gonna be a blowout isn't it

What is up with the EU emblem? It looks kind of weird

>that kikel give away

cut him

>europe defense

TEAM GOTTAGOFAST

All the talents on the glace... NHL games should always be like that. 31 teams is a fucking waste of good hockey.

Holy shit this NA team is probably the craziest I've ever seen. The fastest team of all time.

is NA too op?

i mean mcdavid has skated around their defense like 3 times already

MATTWHOS ELITE

And before that he was just an average backup. He had a good run and he was really hot in the stanley cup playoffs. I won't believe in him till he has played at least one good season

>This desu
>Auspic in charge of passing

>ragtag group of players with no tactics

this will end well

Who /hoping for Europe to win so the Americans don't/ here?

but na has canadian jesus cahner mcdehvid

who /hoping only canadians get goals and assists/ here?

Mcmeme is raping the opposition

>all these young players who grew up being told that they had to be fast skaters
>now all on one team without any older men to slow them down

It's only an exhibition and it's fucking crazy fast already

it should be a combination of a T and an E

It doesn't look that bad but has much room for imrpovement or rework

>Kikel losing the puck everytime he touches it.

Jesus.

Watching these kids play just remind me of when Ovechkin and Crosby came into the league. What a treat that we got to watch those two guys play. No matter who you like we should treasure and respect them because you only get to see these kind of players once in a lifetime.

Funny how no one asked which country is "Team North America" or "Team Europe".

WE EUROBOIS NOW

>Trocheck

my fuckin dick

How many Finns are up watching this right now?

I assume your brown stars are tightly clenched.

I'm rooting for Europe, for old times' sake.

funny how no one asked where is "team brazil"

TINK

...

if you beat your opponents they win
:^)

is it safe to say that mcdavid is already the best player in the world?

>Europe in charge of 2-on-1

>that get
ill let you slide

...

>mcdavid
>best player in the world
pick two

Upvoted 2bh

McDavid is literally the best in the world already

I was doubting before but I actually really like these NA and EU teams. Get to showcase a lot more talent and it's something different than the standard Canada, USA, Finland, Sweden, Russia and Czech teams. Reminds me of when they used to do the all star games as NA vs World

In 2018 he will surpass Crosby

>best player in the world
>0 art ross wins
>0 rockets
fires the neurons desu

>This NA team doe

Lol Crosby is already surpassed by Benn. He's hasn't been the best for a while.

GETS

not finnish but still european

I don't expect much from the team but maybe they can pull some magic off

>mfw we get a shitty SCF like Anaheim vs Philadelphia

>8:30 without a whistle

>philly making the SCF
>let alone the playoffs
shiggy diggy dip dah doo

here

Honestly, NA is the biggest threat in our group.

>analslime
>filthy
>ploffs
lolololol

europe looks horrible

That's Marie dammit! Go to /aco/ there's an EEnE thread already there. I also have an EEnE creepypasta I wrote.