God here, Ask me anything
God here, Ask me anything
Why do you hate me?
Why am I dating a retard?
are u god?
Because your a nigger
Why do you hate faggots?
Did you just skip Africa with the blessings?
When should we start the war against the muslims?
Because you're 0.000027% autistic
Yo God, got any advice for my project?
Why Sup Forumstards seem to be a group of guys that most often get cheated on by their girlfriends?
Every few threads some sad user writes about how his gf cheated on him.
I fell for a trap so now all gays must pay
Niggers don't deserve blessing, I left them in the oven for too long
Now
because you are one
Why is my penis so big?
The stories and information posted here are autistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Could use more titties tbh
I want to fuck jesus in his hand holes
Because I love you my son
>nohomo
Why would they lie about being cheated on?
Will I get dubs?
favorite pornstar?
Why didn't I think of that. Thanks God!
It's pretty much the same as jacking off regularly or whatever you guys do in the year 2146129846198 BCE AD
you did a quite good job mate.
but you fucked up the sandniggers.
please be so kind and correct that mistake.
Did this guy live?
Sup, god. How are you doing?
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When will you get round to smiting the degenerate Jews and their mind controlled SJW hordes, o' mighty one?
I may have sprinkled too much faggot in the mixing batch
You will get trips, if you dont then I work in mysterious ways
Zyklone craw x 68 bftufn 2154
She exists in the 12643784rd century
What about this guy
are you going to bogart all night long, or am I going to have to kick your ass again?
Or this guy xD
Im slowley fixing it, everyone will be beige in a couple hundred thousand years
No, I sent him to hell though because he was criticising me on how I made him die
Doing good man, enjoy your future dubs
I was drunk when that happend
Will you burn these brown tumors to a crisp, when you return?
sauce?
Both went to hell because the devil needed to fuck
>beige
NOOOOOOOOOO, you have forsaken me almighty father in heaven
that's good ?
Yes, and the whites too.
>I was born in the middle east
>Says jesus was white
Why are you doing anything about these god damn niggers?
can i go back in time to fix all my mistakes? pretty pls
if you only make good things, why do I exist?
It's actually 2 men fucking so I'm sending you to hell for watching something that I created
will Trump win the election?
Overbite much xF
Damn humans are pretty good at getting rid of my Ebola virus, I'll try again in 2023
I actually shot that kid myself.
>sent him to hell too
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Ok I got two questions. Why did you make the world around us and when did you realize that you fucked up and are not all powerful after all, huh?
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Roughly the same time I fucked your mom and left her
1:0=?
>Trips don't lie.
I like your taste, God.
Enjoy your dubs too my son
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I'll just make Trump win and give him the Idea of nuking the middle east
explain pls
I'll just give you dubs in exchanged for not revealing that information
thx
that's good ?
No, that's not good
>Redheads are my chosen women
u mad ?
Every ancestor of the modern nigger will be sent straight to the deepest pit of hell
ginger = hell
Hot redhead = redhead
ugly redhead = ginger
kek
Why do we have to wait till marriage but muqmed gets to fuck children?
hero?
I just really wanted to see if you autistic humans would still worship a paedophile
Is weed going to be legal in the US after this election?
Nope
>Straight to hell
Why are you such a fag
Nope, but nuclear warfare will happen
i love u
>Straight to hell
justin bieber is a demon ?
>Didn't include "no homo"
>Straight to hell
Why did you create the universe you fucking retard?
Nope, just a white boy who got lucky
this god sucks. I'm gonna change to allah-
i love u no homo, i fuck my dog
So I could fuck with your life and eventually drive you to suicide where you will be sent straight to hell
>Careful, He likes to explode on his creations' faces
Ya that's cool with me just don't go on tumblr
i like j-pop its good ?
Hi God I allways tried to be a good kid I allways prayed I did my best why did you take every oppertunity to metaphorialy anally rape me. I've never hurt anyone never been perpousfully cruel or malicious. Are you a cunt, or do you just not exsist, on an unrelated note why do you watch when kids get raped and abused and good people catch diseases that kill them in slow agonising ways, why do terrible people get to spend their lives in amazing happiness and luxury surrounded by love and praise. Why do some babies go to hell? Babies are fucking nice???
Ya it's fine
The people who I fuck with personally
>no homo
get a VIP pass to the pearly gates
god emperor vs you ?
who wins ?
timestamp or gtfo fake nigger god
moot is the new jesus ?
The fucking of a colostomy port. Lol. Your welcome sick fucks.
my money is on the emperor of mankind
If you want us to believe, why did you send your most important message to us through the largest game of telephone in the history of mankind, that started with illiterate sandniggers from the bronze age, if the asians already had a written language?
Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?
Great
Well thanks for that cunt
kek
how do i shot web?
hell ?
with hand ivan, with hand