Fender Offset hate thread

>omg look at how indie i am hahaha xD

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Eww cheap tone.

Almost pointy headstock level

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those trips

do ppl actually play jaguars and jazzmasters? pretty sure they're only good for playing jangly horseshit

Vintage Jazz masters are sex. It's like a beefed up strat
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what else would you buy at the £450 price point? Genuine question i'm in the market.

why do meal kids constantly feel the need to share how much they suck on the internet

Mexican Telecaster HH

They're fine if you're not playing some indie twink shit.

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Ain't that like 900 buckaroos ?
Mexican tele

I know I would, a shop near me does rebates on fender products at that, so with that much cash I'd have some leftovers for aftermarket parts.

The Fender Jazzmaster is literally the greatest guitar ever made.

You fucking Ibanez and Gibson kids will see this one day when you grow up.

how's that f chord coming along, user?

Telefag here

throw yourself in a pit

Gibson is shit and ibanez may look like shit, but if you're a decent guitarrist and have had the fortune to play a prestige model you can't deny that being the most comfotable guitar while having a decent and versatile tone. Also, do you even G&L?

Are Mustangs actually any good ?

the worst are the kids who get a jm or a jag, stop the tremelo and put humbuckers in it

just get an SG you faggots you can't even offset

That is not a fucking mustang, it's one piece of hardware away from a duo-sonic.

Strats are possibly the most ugly guitar design out there.
Teles are sexy though.

Ahhhahahaha

Nah. Teles sound way too thin

talking about design mostly famalam, I'm more of a fat Les Paul sound kind of guy anyway.

no way to collapse the lung
breathes a doubt in everyone

Teles look ugly imo
Strat Tone is too addictive
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Shove a humbucker or two, maybe a third single if you're a total purist who thinks "Real teles are SS" and you can easily make them sound fatter.

But I gotta agree, Common SS teles would sound quite drab if it wasn't for dat twang

I'd play both if I could get my hand on one. They look comfortable to sit with.

>tele
vomit

Tele > Strat > Jag > Duosonic > Jazzmaster > Mustang

>you
out

Robben Ford's Tele does sound pretty good desu
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>pic related
most aesthetic guitar ever
or
ugly abomination
?

>tfw Indonesian G&L Tribute
Maybe I should've bought that """"Pro"""" Les Paul messed around with at the store