Dubs decides

Dubs decides

Bye

zozzle

Are you real?

Hello M'lady *Le fedora tip*

Would thee care for a ride upon my love carriage?
*Seductive wink* ;)

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hey bb u wan sum fuk

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

u want to suck n fuck this dick? ;)

this

i have a small penis, come make me feel better about myself

WINRAR

"are you a trap"
>it looks like a trap with that jaw line

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Kek. Deliver now fggot.

fug :D

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just want to tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye

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Bring a friend or two, you look pretty boring in the sack.

please respond

It puts the lotion on the skin, or it gets the hose again.
>next message
Fuck, sorry I sent that to the wrong person. How are you today?

Dont ruin this you fucking fags

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Send her this.

i'll show you if you show me a little tease to get my 2 millimeter peter ready? ;)

kek roll

this

"you first"
>it's a trap

lmao, rolling for this

rerolllllllellool

relol

Your turn ;)

What up nip!

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send pic of your dick

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winrar

>Your turn ;)

Roll

rolling for this lmao

winrar

WINRAR

I like the way this is going

winrared first

WHAT IS THIS KEK

she sent this

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show proof faggot

telling you it's a trap,
"send me a pic of you spread eagle"

okok, so Ive sent my dick, can I at least see your tits?

More

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winer

alright, can I get a little more? ;)

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"send a pic with sharpie in pooper"

OP thats a diff pic above what you just sent. Deliver.

GUYS SHE SENT THIS

I DONT WANT TITS
I WANT TO SEE YOUR DICK

proof fucker

Someone is trying to sabotage ops thread

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ITT: OP talks to himself

nigger

facebook/search/1884874348402082/photos

blue shorts, pink shorts.

Kek

Send her this pic and just say "Sorry"

LOL YOU DIDN'T BLOCK THE NAME

Say that you're not into girls

You fucked up.

id prefer to stick it in your butt, speaking of which... what does it look like? *kiss emoji*

Oops

you can see the name in the OP first post

Winrar

Fucked up

well rip op's chances

we should go out sometime have a coffee and then have anal

You can see the name in the first post, I guess he doesn't care

you're not into girls, you're in to sluts.

ask her to come over and to "bring lube"

Rip

kek

ew

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Wanna fool around all night and get IHOP for breakfast? you gotta pay tho.

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You're not into girls but she's making you feel something you never have before

Zozzle

Found her faceboom

OP not replying because he's trying to delete thread

Fuckers in school telling me, always in the barber shop Chief Keef ain’t bout this, Chief Keef ain’t bout that My boy a BD on fucking Lamron and them He, he they say that nigga don’t be putting in no work SHUT THE FUCK UP! Y'all niggas ain’t know shit All ya motherfuckers talk about Chief Keef ain’t no hitta Chief Keef ain’t this Chief Keef a fake SHUT THE FUCK UP Y'all don’t live with that nigga Y'all know that nigga got caught with a ratchet Shootin' at the police and shit Nigga been on probation since fuckin, I don’t know when! Motherfuckers stop fuckin' playin' him like that Them niggas savages out there If I catch another motherfucker talking sweet about Chief Keef I’m fucking beating they ass! I’m not fucking playing no more You know those niggas role with Lil' Reese and them

Sending her a fb message as we speak

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Say that your flatter but the only thing that can stratify you is a bbc

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You like Chef?

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one more go at it before Sup Forums lets this girl know what you're up to and ruin your day