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Settle this once and for all:

Was sansa expecting Jon to be dead by the time she arrived with the Vale? Was it part of her plan?

I don't think this semen slurping show is for me fellas

Women basically rule all of Westeros now. MEN BTFO. Womyn rule boys drool.

20 minutes into a battle and he gives you this look

If Rickon had any true Stark personality he would have killed Ramsay on the spot the second he cut him loose.

reposting quesiton:

do these shoulder plates have any practical purpose whatsoever or are they just supposed to look cool?

same goes for those on Jamies Lannister armor. I think they look retarded but maybe I am wrong?

I miss ramsay

IS THERE GOLD IN THE VILLAGE

Is Salsa pregnant?

Post yfw GRRM is the original fat tumblerite, on his way to writing a story where women are in charge of everything.

>winterfell
>dorne
>salt throne
>iron throne?

yes ofchourse

WHERE IS MY CRIPPLEFU??????

jon got 2/3 of his men killed because he cant even stick to his own plans.
Who would follow a guy like that in battle.

And how many men strong enough to fight are left in the north anyway.
Most of the north army got backstabbed on the red wedding by the boltons.
Now the bolton army is wiped out to.

There are a lot of widows in the north now that probably will be raped by dothraki "peace forces" or get turned in to zombies by white walkers.

Living in the north or the riverlands must suck big time.

>Sansa:"Well thanks for taking my castle back for me-"
>Littlefinger:"What do you mean your castle, leddy Shansha? By order of the king I am now Warden of the North. Winterfell is mine. You have no army, no allies, I'm supposed to be bringing your head to Cersei, HOWEVER..."
>"Your uncle Edmure is still alive, and I have the army to rescue him. I could be convinced to give you Winterfell and help you get revenge on the Freys and the Lannisters IF you marry me..."
>Implying this isn't whats gonna happen next episode

Any episode 10 leaks?
Does Ghost survive?

>salt throne

Fucking leave showfag

why the fuck did Sansa not tell Jon that she has an army?!

How can someone be so retarded and naive they deny Jon will rule the seven kingdoms and Dany will rule Essos after crushing the walkers?

I thought blacking up was no-no these days

Stops someone slicing a sword down the break in your armor which allows you arm movement.

Do you think an HBO executive is having sex with it right now?

THREADLY REMINDER
>Jon literally leads his man into slaughter AGAINST his battle plan, meanwhile doing LITERALLY what Ramsay was expecting which is what Salsa ordered him NOT to do
>Salsa hides 3000 good men and their horses in her panties
>Littlefinger DOESNT EVEN CHARGE, just oversees everything with that shit-eating grin
>Rickon gets dicked on like he's a gay emperor in Essos or something
>Wun Wun lost lost

Ramsay Bolton was actually a better ruler than either of them and he's the insane, no-fucks-given-about-repercussion Kefkaesque maniac. RIP

How do you think the battle would have played out if based Roose 'the goose' Bolton was still alive?

ded

c-can someone... explain?

Small correction; he's not warden of the north until he gives up Sansa. Which he can't do or he'll piss off everyone, including the Vale.

rip ramsey

Can't wait to see what quips Tyrion has in store for Theon, this must a be dream come true for him after their last conversation

She will be once LF is done with her.

Hes the fucking liege lord of the riverlands, he could attaint the entire frey house for breaking guest right if he wanted.

She didnt have that army for sure until she ran off to fuck CIA that night.

Which one you mean?

this, completly changes the plan.
Davos and jon would have waited it out till the vayle caught up.

How many people did Jon kill this episode?

Gerold Dayne true lord of winterfell. Silver hair that falls like a glacier, with a dark streak. The guy does say he is of the night. He may as well have said I am winter.
He kicks Jons ass like a bitch, fucks his woman and takes his wolf ghost.

He's having sex with the real deal.

Ramsay Bolton was one of the biggest Mary sues in the show

They probably would have won since he would have been smart enough to stay inside of Winterfell.

Sansa and Jon are about to get BTFO when Based Bran comes back

Of course it's going to happen

Littlefinger wants to kill all participants of the Red Wedding for killing his first waifu

Now that the Tyrells hate the Lannisters, he can do it

lookst like an image of a flag depicting a bird with 4 feathers and a crescent moon shaped like a U.

for you

Not in the show. Walder has that title.

OUTTA MY WAY
BOLTON
FUCKING
SHITS

this damn armor, best thing about the movie

well if boltons knew about vale army they would've sitting in castle. Jon couldnt besiege it.

>Jon has Mormont's sword
>Saved by a Mormont shield

He's going to end up engaged to Lyanna, isn't he?

He clearly has the wolfs blood in him like brandon and lyanna.

He doesn't have a vagina, so obviously by GoT standards he does not deserve to rule or live. How are D&D going to kill him and make Salsa the new Three Eyed Raven the way GRRM always intended?

i-is bearfu still alive?

Littlefinger doesn't have an army either. It's Robyn's and he convinced Robyn to send the Vale knights by telling him they could save his cousin. No way could he order them to betray Sansa.

He wouldn't have met the army in an open field and fired on his own men like a retarded faggot.

Ramalam would have been sent to out with 20 good men to Shrek the enemy force too.

Lady Sansa I'm CIA

Of course.

Can we have a moment?

youtube.com/watch?v=1oj-l9vQo4s

>go on r/asoiaf hoping for discussion
>it's literally almost all feminists trying to push their faggot agendas in every thread

Threadly reminder that Ramsay's plan depended completely on the spontaneous generation of a wall of dead bodies high enough to conceal his master plan, which consisted in having men with shields running really fast around the ENTIRE wildling army unchallenged and having them be allowed to settle in a retarded formation.

All of this when the wildlings have a literal giant.

god what a shitty episode

His fucked up arm is going to allow the other a way trough the wall. He'll probably die fighting them with some time powers of his.

Aside from the random mounds of corpses and the totally expected unexpected CIA man saving the day it was an okay episode.

>TELL HIM
What did he mean by this?

i didn't notice that

nice

>He doesn't have a vagina,
Can you prove this?

>If Jon knew then that means Ramsay had to know
???

"a man has dreams"

>definitely written by a 16yo sjw tumblrina girl

I don't know why this surprises you. Show runs on plot convenience at this point.

WHAT THE FUCK? WHY ISNT JON EXECUTING SANSA? she murdered thousands of men just by keeping silent about little finger. what the fuck is she doing? was she trying to kill jon?

Also this same giant for some reason does not use any weapons.

God I love him so much, I would do anything to be Meera even if it meant dying in the cold. As long as I was with Bran it would be worth it.

This episode was Deus Ex Machina as fuck. I wanted Jon to win through superior tactics or some secret strategy, not get his ass handed to him and then be suddenly saved by the Vale army.

On a positive note, the whole part about Jon getting trampled was so well done. Genuinely felt a little claustrophobic while watching it.

Is this loli porn?

Shes her own strong woman! Shut up with your logic!

i wonder how many of her bears got wrecked by jon the retard and his one man charge.

>pushing
>6 points

you guys are paranoic about this whole feminist/SJW thing

>all feminists trying to push their faggot agendas in every thread
welcome to reddit

These people are insane.

>r-reminder Dany is the actual bad guy and will burn down King's Landing

Sansa will have him hanged for not ratting out the Lannisters, and tall the tumblrinas at the Burlington Bar will give it a standing ovation.

How great would it have been if Jon was smart, stayed back and let wunwun throw boulders and trees at ramsey's army? Then a concerted charge with wun wun leading wielding a giant log as a club. Using these tactics Jon could have won without littlefinger.

ALTERNATIVELY

Split the force in half, have wun wun batter down the door and take the castle while Ramsay is occupied outside.

So many different approaches they could have taken and instead they went with CHARGEEEEEEEE

Cuz she wanted Jon to die

As much as I love this character, he was fucking USELESS at the battle. Nigga could have literally steamrolled through the entire military might Ramsay Bolton had at his hands just by running forward like the fucking Juggernaut

>bitch

>most powerful character in the show
>never gets screentime, writers too busy sucking sjw anus

jon killed thousands of men by rushing in like a fucking retard

fuck off Sup Forums

Yeah it made me genuinely uncomfortable.

He wants Jon to know the Lord of Light and red women burn children for favors.

Sandra is Nu Cersei now

FYI you've not typed redit into your address bar

I suppose I was expecting Baelish to arrive before the ridiculous stuff started.

>wun wun easily knocked down the single door

>even the show portrayed the giant as being able to use a fuckhuge bow
>expect them to remember this and to have Wun Wun BTFO ramsay at the start of the fight
>instead the giant is made to march effectively naked

>Dany's not insane, she's not mad; she just has the ruthlessness of all good Targaryen rulers.

Why do we waste our time when it's clear D&D are setting Dany up to win everything

>Sup Forums

kill yourself but first go back

If they gave him a fucking weapon the episode would've been 20 minutes shorter.

Well at least one made it into Winterfell. That's pretty impressive considering there were only 62 of them.

>le stannis is evil lmao
DEELEEEEEETT TTHHIIIIIS


What was even the point? Would Jon have said "Fuck that, we're going home, I'm not going to have Littlefinger help me"?
Fuck no

Was he the Boromir of GoT?

STOP BULLYING MELLY

Fucking teared up during this episode
Starks are back baby, it's been so long since I've seen those banners.