INCREDIBLY ACCURATE NFL PRESEASON POWER RANKINGS

Don't blame me if your team sucks.

FAVORITES:
patriots
chiefs
packers
panthers
seahawks
cardinals

CONTENDERS:
redskins
steelers
texans
bengals (lol. they could go 16-0 and still have no chance to win a superb owl)

SORRY ABOUT YOUR QB, BRO: (literally no clue where to put these two stout teams with severe QB issues)
broncos
vikings

COULD HAVE A CHANCE AT THE PLAYOFFS BUT NOT MUCH ELSE:
colts
raiders
rams
giants* (if in playoffs, eli always has a chance)
ravens
jaguars
falcons

UNLIKELY BUT POSSIBLE:
jets
bills
lions
dolphins
bucs

NO CHANCE IN HELL:
saints
bears
chargers
cowboys
eagles
titans
browns
49ers

You know your power rankings are incredibly accurate when nobody complains about them.

Thanks for the compliments.

Legitimatelycurious how Teddy-less vikings are gonna do

>Power rankings
>Tiers

>Texans
>Contender

feels good man. After all those years with Carr and choke Shaub. All those years of Kubiak bootleg passes.

Lol, you delusional tard.

dolphins are way too high

>chiefs
>cardinals

>favorites

>redskins that high

lmao

replace the chiefs with the steelers also

theyre legit in order too,

>dolphins are way too high

lol. sorry 22 isnt bad enough.

Texans and redskins belong in the playoffs but not much else tier. Looks good otherwise

>no chance in hell

THIS IS OUR YEAR

>no chance in hell.
I know. Not for the next 10 years.

the bears are going to surprise a lot of people

...

Has the charger meme finally died?

i dont get what's with all the anti-chargers posting this year, last year was deceptively bad but we still have a lot of good players
borderline elite qb
borderline elite receiving corps
elite cornerback group
better looking RB group
still shitty OL
potentially better but unproven DL
alright enough safeties

there's no reason the chargers can't scrape 7-9 or 9-7 this year.

>queefs

that's a tier list not power rankings

what the fuck happened to spee

Because you faggots were annoying 2 years ago with "muh prophecy". I will always hate the Chargers and their entire fanbase

your mascot is a fucking chink version of moonman, let that sink in

do I really have to put numbers in fron of the LIST of 32 teams to make people understand they are rankings in addition to tiers?

>FAVORITES:
>panthers

The team that lost in the big game to a geriatric way past his prime who got benched during the season?

The team that just lost to a literal who rookie that had never thrown a pass in a game prior to tonight?

apparently just the three bears fans who think jay cutler isnt the worst regular starting QB in the league

>tfw jags fan

What's wrong with the Broncos qb situation?

Hey bro. The rough years, the ups and downs, that's why I love the Toxins. The journey makes it special.

Who here feels like this Denver Broncos team feels just like the 2011-2013 toxans even more ever?

because they have a good team but their starting QB had literally ONE pass attempt before tonights game?

As opposed to the other new QBs who were all ranked much lower?

>Borderline elite qb

Excuse me, but did Philip Rivers get traded or something?

Steelers are more legit than the Chefs

Also, everyone is overrating the NFC on Sup Forums as usual

Are you implying he's elite or no?

do the Skins really have to surprise impress you again? It wasnt bad enough last year when everyone called them the worst team in the NFL and they won the division?

expect playoff victories from Cousins and co. this time.

They didn't lose because of the Denver offense.

Semen wasn't far behind $cam in QBR.

CJ was on fire all night.

Carolina couldn't put the game away against a guy that had never chucked an NFL pass prior to tonight.

Pussies got smashed by the Denver O plenty.

>broncos
>QB issues

this guy making the thread isn't qualified, moot pls ban

the redskins are straight up trash bro

winning the NFC East is not that great a compliment, even if they do win it they'll be blown out again in the playoffs

>tfw future generations will look back at andy dalton's career and think he was good
>tfw tebow would be good with that offense