Who wins Sup Forums?

Who wins Sup Forums?
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waterfall- unlimited supply, replenished by water cycle.

paper towels are limited, as a given

100 billion paper towel rolls. 100 billion is a gargantuan number.

Fuck off

This. People really don't grasp the concept of astronomical numbers like that

Yep. 1,000,000 is hard enough to visualize. That x 100,000 is a tad bit harder.

Average roll of 'Bounty' brand paper towels absorbs 2.5 ounces per sheet and has 44 sheets. That means that 100 billion rolls would absorb 11,000,000,000 ounces.

Niagra falls puts out about 6 million cubic feet per minute. That's 5,742,000,000 ounces. The paper towel rolls would effectively absorb all of the water for not quite two minutes.

I fucked that up and did 1 billion, not 100 billion. It'd be about 19 minutes.

waaaay too vague. what size of water fall, how many liters of water are flowing over it, how strong is its current, what is the chemical composition of the water. what brand of papertowel, how much air is between each layer on the roll, what is the chemical composition of the papertowel.

any way, 100 billion papertowels is far too many for the human mind to reasonable imagine for a reliable answer, therefore we must go by the math.

please clarify for an accurate answer.

You need to add information—

How many gallons per second are flowing

How much water can be absorbed by each roll

Either way the water would flow through eventually.

100 billion paper towels would suck up all the water you fucking retards

Fucking water erodes mountains mate all you need is time and the water wins hands down every time.

Yes.

How do you get this style?

Fuck op and his option. New one
Go

Are you fucking kidding me it's just Tomorrow nigger

I can't find

the upside down lion as the high ground so it will win

but it''ll just fall to its death.
A lion wins

The waterfall would win the fight but the paper towels would take the war

Bottom right corner. Scroll all the way down

It's at the bottom right where it probably says Yotsuba

new battle lets go

both just get squashed flat between the upside down earth crashing into the right side up earth due to gravity and kill all life on earth in the process.

japan they actually have a military and weapons now, they realize swords are practically tampons compared to boomsticks
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Paper towels
If you rip them in half, you'll get 200 billion paper towels

Holy fuck. Refuted by the same dubs.

Thank you kind anons.

>trying to literally absorb a waterfall

The paper towels will win if they're used to dam and divert the falls' feeding rivers.

That is clearly Niagara Falls in the photo, might as well go with that. I think the differences between brands would be trivial at this scale.