How do I forget about my best friends I fell in love with?

How do I forget about my best friends I fell in love with?

Drink to forget.

Drink to forgive.

JUST DRINK.

Why do you want to forget about "the best friends you fell in love with"?

Rick and morty is the best

you turn 13.

Because they are in love with each other and I'm fairly certain that they can't love me back in the same way. So I just want to stop the pain that comes from that. I sound like a whiney piece of shit, but this is hard.

wrong place to ask mate.. been wondering the same for 6years now.
weed helps for me, but its a slippery slope

Stoked for season 3 bout to air

/thread.

I know. I'm pretty sure I came here to feel more like a piece of shit for doing it how I did it.
Have any advice for making them forget about me?

they already have.

Is it any better?

sure, but thats not what you want either.
try getting over yourself.havent done it yet either tho

What do you mean get over myself?

You solve the riddle

in the end being friends is more important than fucking her, right?
otherwise she wouldn't have been your best friend

This has literally zero to do with sex. And it's a guy and a girl.

>Is this op?

It is op, yes.

You don't

Realize women don't want to marry a friend until
they pussy dried up and they have 2 chins. You need to treat her like a bitch like the chad she fucking right now.

I wish you guys would stop assuming I'm thinking with my dick. And that this is a friend zone thing.

you tell me.

They haven't noticed yet, and it really fucking sucks. I want to say goodbye, but I've practically removed any way to communicate with them save call logs on my phone. Maybe I should call them.

it's just a cry for attention, let them b happy

Step one. You don't.

Step two. Download The Scrambler.

profit.

Too late. I panicked and hung up without saying anything though.

sorry what exactly is your fucking problem here?
a lesbian couple isn't calling you anymore or are you genuinely shocked that a couple withdraws from social life once they get together?
>fucking virgin

...

Oh my God what am I doing. What the fuck is this. Holy shit.

Literally none of that is correct.