I m in the hospital, and the two doctress that are examining me are hawt...

I m in the hospital, and the two doctress that are examining me are hawt. Is there ant possibility that things we see in porn, happens in really life too? Btw, they call me "handsome" alla the time and i am the only

NORMALLY tell them there is something bothering u down there... ;)

If you try with confidence you might get lucky. Tell them you've got something wrong with your penis, maybe they should check it out.

If you're confident enough it might work.

Nope. Not a high chance at all. Obviously there are always exceptions and crazy people out there, but nope.
Even on the slim chance that one (or both, lol) of the lady doctors were into some crazy "seducing the cute patient" fetish, think of how much they're risking to indulge that. Years of school, student loans, and a good high pay career.
Your real only option is to play it cool, flirt with them and be as non-beta as you can while laying in a hospital bed, and attempt to remain in contact after you're out. If one of them is into you, it can happen.
But outside of very specific fetishes/interests, one of the very best ways to turn a female off is to be a creeper neet who has watched too much porn.
If dubs you whip out your dick as they're discussing your bill.

What are you in there for?

is that an I/O line?

Yeah, i thought that too, the risk is too high.

>> 2016
>>no free healthcare

Some tonsil problems, no biggie. I m mostly fine, i m fully functionable

Let's get some pics of them, fag.

THIS.
I want to evaluate how "hot" these doctors are. I have a feeling op thinks any female that will stay in the same room and talk to him is "hawt".

Dont have, i m not getting examined with my phone in hand taking pictures
Sorta, it provides easy access to my veins, so the medicines have faster effects

>Btw, they call me "handsome" alla the time and i am the only

you sound like a fucking retard, so no.

Act like a nervous young man who can't stop checking them out. Chicks really dig that shit, and at the very least they'll smile more around you and maybe even flirt.
Let your dick get visibly hard then act kind of embarrassed if it's obvious that they've noticed.
Continue with shy, nervous guy.
???
Fuckin' profit.

OP do you have a ' key?

That is the blonde one, cant find the brunette.

Key?

On your keyboard. an apostrophe. You keep saying I m

She doesn't look like a doctor

Have the smoothest, lightest, sexual chat you can with them, if they respond well, increase the sexual intensity, if not, well.. keep trying.

Good Luck, bring the "Brazzers real-life threesome" Belt with you.

Rape the shit outta em

The second one, both married thought.
On phone, cant be bother ed changing keyboards abc to special chars and back

Daamn, autocorrect keeps fucking my shit up

Not op but I've been this, i went too far too long and it got creepy to them eventually

if you're actually hot
post face OP

holy shit she's gorgeous
btw are u stalking them online?

Will not post face, but i am 7>/10

Yeap, searched the staff in the hospital website, facebook search some of the names and BOOM public profiles

LOL

not gona lie. kinda creepy

Meh, i m just good at searching, it is their fault that the profiles were public. Also, there isnt anything better to do here

>When doctors are extra nice to you because they know you're gonna die soon

Tell em you're dick is swollen like never before and don't know if it needs "medical attention"

/thread

Happened with my 23 y/o cousin

I just got out for a collapsed lung and sudden surgery. Had a tube in my lung for hours. I was too drugged out to have any fantasy and I think I turned everyone off by pissing in a bottle for 5 days. I don't think out of the hundreds of people possibly more attractive than you, they would indulge in touching your dick without sticking a tube down it. Just get your gf to play dress up op, /thread.

The fact that you're asking Sup Forums what to do tells me you have no fucking chance.

*Had a tube in my lung for days

shut the fuck up and fuck off randy

Frig off Randy

That is the tiniest nipple I've ever seen

>using the internet is creepy

okay friend

Lol, and what if they send me to the urological dpt. and there is an old, fat fuck touching and examining my dick?