/nzg/ - New Zealand General: $38 Million Edition

/nzg/ - New Zealand General: $38 Million Edition

Why are IDs even gone?

I don't know why you even bothered getting a ticket when mine's the winning one.

dubs just won $38 mil

Keep talking shit, mate, and I won't even invite you to my mansion-warming party

>tfw I actually bought a ticket
God I hope you're right...

Jackpotted. Is 44 mil now.

tfw didnt win shit. playing lotto makes me depressed af.

dinner was good tho.

What even is that?

Thinking about what you'll do with the money only to have your wildest dreams crushed by reality, week in, week out...

bacon wrapped shrimp.

looks like cheese wrapped in bacon.

what would you do? I'd buy a small holding, live my dream of being mildly self-sufficient, buy some live stock, maybe start making cheese to sell at the Saturday market. Travel the world in the winter.

I'd buy myself a pie. None of that big ben shit. Like, a lamb and rosemary and kumara pie.

That sounds fucking comfy, but the travel is the right mix of the outside world into it.
As for me, fuck knows. Just buy a nice place with a garage and live waaaaay within my means. Going to weebland would be nice though
Also . Mainly pies. $38mil in pies, actually.

dubs and I go to town and fuck shit up.

dubs i stop studying and shove a firework up my ass

rolling

HOLY
fuck shit up my boi

rolling for this too.

Let us divide these quads into double dubs and see both and happen

Go. and do double what you were thinking becasue he got double dubs

post pics

YOUR FUCKING TURNT MY LAD

sounds like a good plan to me. double dubs.
fuck shit up and assplosions.

will need a firework to be provided

>still not asking for it.

Go hit up I am sure he has some.

It's fucking Guy Fawkes, they're everywhere

This post is dubs and I go to town.

fuck

have a good night

there you go boi

Yeah, i live next to a park and it's fuckin annoying

Did anyone win?

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No. Jackpot 44mil.

Damn, gotta play again then.

anyone in hamilton/waikato go to the burnout comp today?

Wellington meet up 11:30am
????

South W Maccas, half eleven
Be there or be gay

>am

south W?
the fuck is that bro?

The cook straight.

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the straight that cook cooked all straights are cooked by cook

its strait faggot

THe fuck even is that?
you fucking inter islander!

suck my autocorrect mother ducker.

no one in hamilton went to the burnout comp?

Nobody would be caught dead in Hamilton, of course they didn't.

i live in hamilton, the burnout comp wasn't in hamilton, it was out of town

also there were several guys up from christchurch just for the burnout comp, so suck it

kek

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So are fireworks going to be banned?

Which one of you was it?

>black power
>sieg heil
How is pepe in 2 gangs at once?

because he's pepe

No further explanation required

I fucking hope not

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Sup Fags. Who actually bought a ticket?

Right here

melons

every day until he returns.

RIP

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>everyone my age is with friends or SOs tonight
>think about how lonely I am
>get to my place
>get in elevator, set it to go to level 3
>elevator suddenly fills up with people who intend to go to level 2, and numa numa ey their way up to level 3, one sloshing his drink everywhere
>QT girl offers for me to join
>don't know how to reply, now I'm alone in my room

feels user

you say "sure". Social interaction isn't so hard.

you'd be surprised buddy

The only way that wouldn't work is if you were wearing a fur suit, in which case she wouldn't have asked in the first place.

But overcoming the crushing self-doubt and suppressing the immediate thoughts of how you'll fuck it up is hard, and takes up the time where you're supposed to say "Sure"

What would I even do though?
Stand around awkwardly?
Parties are awkward as hell if one person is far more sober than everyone else.

exactly this

this too

>take dick out
>wank in corner
>wait
>get laid

Yeah, I kind of wish I said yes, but it's way too late.
Well, it's on the floor below me, but it's even worse trying to jump in without an invite.

if I roll dubs or better I will piss on cam

chch logging in

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db's interpretation of idbro

So what do /nzg/?
>feeling lonely
>but there's no way that party would not be awkward

crash party with satanic trips

I remember him doing this live on paint on tinychat while kyss was on cam

You can suck my dick, that way you don't have to talk.

db/slut's an oldfag?

He is the oldest of fags
Many a name change but the homie stayed the same

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Fuck off.

id fuck that

show your sexy face, you handsome devil.

What I'm saying is there is already a thread for that

what I am saying is show your face faggot

she belongs here

this pic is nzg famous now. congrats.

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Q here.. what did I miss?