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Plisk.b0t edition

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1st for kerbe

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2nd for no serena anymore

This moonballing is not going to work.

>kerbot
>fun to watch

pick 2

>brazilian thread making abilities

tb.h Kerbe doesnt get the credit she deserves

What do you mean?

Moonballing doesn't work and if she tries to be aggressive she is out of her comfort zone. Looks bleak.

nig she's by far known as the biggest threat to serena, and now she has the #1 ranking.

Women's game is just weak overall

This match reminds me why I dont see women tennis often, so damn dull.

Shes achieved alot of amazing things this year but all the media ever talks about is serena

I sincerely apologize.

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THEY GET INTO A GOOD POINT NOW AND THEN BUT NOWHERE NEAR AS OFTEN AS THE MEN

TENNIS IS AN ITT SPORT WOMEN CANT UNDERSTAND

Oh, I agree.

she's a late bloomer. in a few years, assuming she keeps her form up, she will be highly regarded, especially for her groundstrokes

I need to get a new CC/general purpose handgun. Needs to fit in a glovebox.

Preferably not Glock. Preferably made in the USA. But I'm open to anything. Must have a safety and be reliable.

Ideas?

M1911

>boy

What did he mean by this?

Anyone remembers Woz reign of terror?

RADICAL

that rally

Fucking hell, I'd collapse after this

>running around at the speed of 10 year old boys
>"amazing athleticism"

VAMOS

>bantered serena so hard the media loses its shit

Kerber never does anything, she gets the ball back and her opponetd fuck it up.

Women should play tennis with beach ball outfits to make them more interesting to watch.

>dumb moonballer thought she had a chance

lol no

skirts and bloomers are my fetish tho

wozniacki is shit

>two poles, including one who lives in poland
>neither of them represent poland

how do poles feel about this?

Kerber is fucking her shit

I doubt they can even read your post

Weak in comparison to men

Does Wozniacki even speak Danish?

Lol

neither of them were even born in poland though

Find me a photo with more talent

>protip: just post a pic of Fed

>A SHIT

If it were that simple we'd all be playing professional tennis

Fed never won a gold medal in singles.

the olympics isn't relevant

This. Olympic tennis has no prestige at all.

i just love watching kerber's COURT COVERAGE so much

Point grinding: the match

Come on wozzlediwozzles

she has the worst body in wta

very nice hamstring development

that's not taylor townsend

KERB

if plissy can win will that mean she beat two different #1 players to win. or is it not official until the rankings come out?

>KIRBYS PERFECTLY TANNED SWEETY GLISTENING MUFFS

huh?

ahaha

I have a match Sat morning and then a 6 hour cardio clinic Sat night.

RIP me.

dumb cunt

KERBER

I LOVE YOU !!!

perfect Aryan waifu

guess the WTA player by their butt

SHE WAS GONNA LOSE ANYWAY WHY BOTHER CHALLENGING

>YFW ARNOLD AND KERBS HAVING LOUD SEX

she is polish lel

I'm happy for carebear

But she seems so...carefully manufactured, in her responses, attitude, just her general demeanor, like its kinda artificial

1st round exit queen

>ARNOLD
who?

MORE LIKE BY THEIR JAW LOL

serena williams

what was that like 5 moonballs in a row in that last rally? I fucking burst out laughing

Date-Krumm

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oh
well I knew carebear had a thing for austrian men

wrong. second hint

Every top player is, some manage to tackle that better than others and not sound so contrived.

>women's sports
well that was a waste of time. at least they were good looking tho

HER ACCENT IS ALMOST AS HEAVY AS HIS

THEY SHOULD GO AT IT, BUT IN GERMANIFIED ENGLISH

best girl dementieva

What do you think kerbers pp looks like

>I want to thank this amazing crowd

*people are piling towards the exits*

ah yes new yorkers

yes. good show

probably thick

Reminder that Kerber had a match point against in the first round of the Aussie.

WOMENS NIGHT, LUCKY THEY STUCK AROUND AT ALL

Kerber will win over pliskova in straight sets

nah, plisky dismantled her in cinci. i expect a tight 3-setter

>Dementieva
>Dement
damn.

fuck off you sexist prick

there is literally nothing wrong with women's tennis

that win means nothing really, kerbe was exhausted - its surprising she even made it to the final

*TIPS MOUNTIE HAT* M'LADY

yeah and so was plisky. if she holds serve like she did against serena anything is possible.

Pliskova 2016 = Cilic 2014?

I mean look at her smile after she shakes hands after a match

it disappears like gitmo prisoners

That's the biggest amount of (yous) I have ever seen.

It's because women have similar agility to men but noticeably less power. So they can get into long rallies where nothing happens. Women's tennis mostly gets interesting if they start using good tactics and finesse.

It's not even a get.

DASS RACISS

there's a 2014 cilic every year in the wta

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