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JUST FUCKIN DANCE LADS

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WOHY DOES NO ONE KNOW HOW TO FLUSH A TOILET AFTAH THAY'VE HAD A SHET

ACHTUNG SCHTUKAFLEEGA UBERDANGER

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the idea of playing a game using keyboard keys instead of an xbox controller sounds like a WORSE experience

shall name my daughters
>sofia
>anastasia
>elizabeth
and shall name my sons
>caesar
>leonidas
>godfrey

THE GF

Smit-McPhee is AUSTRALIAN
now FOY

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>American culture

my gf can beat up ur gf

>be swiss
>wake up to your ugly inbred women
>go eat some shitty chocolate
>it's haram, get hands cut off.
>take bike to work, too poor to afford car
>too much of a runt to ride it up a mountain so phone ahmed and tell him you cant come.
>get fired
>have to suck dick to buy your shitty chocolat


>swissniggers

only good ones are elizabeth and godfrey

fuck u old man

>best banks in the world
Most morally corrupt and crime-friendly is "best?" I guess with banks it is.

>4 "national" languages
>none of them is "swiss"
Face it, Switzerland isn't a country, it's a gangbang between French, Germans and Italians (the dirtiest most perverted possible gangbang). Imagine being made to speak those languages when you don't even live in any of those countries. Is that where the inspiration for the cuckold clock came from? All these foreigners showing up and enjoying Swiss hospitality while you make chocolate for them and count their money for them?

looks like nips from skins

>too much of a runt to ride it up a mountain
why did i laugh at this so hard

>be british
>can't into a decent greentext story
>try to make muslim jokes when own country is infested with them

kek

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>it's haram, get hands cut off.

glass houses and that mate

weak post all in all

going to install ubuntu so i can impress Sup Forums

>be swiss
>get your mum fucked by an anglo
>cry on an anime website about it


SCREECHING

>letting the cuckoofag trigger you

Shame on these imbeciles.

Thoughts?

Was thinking the same thing swissbrah

>letting it happen

KEK

can you imagine being a computer nerd in the 80s or 90s
man that must have been a fucking chore

please stop fighting for just a minute so you can all say goodnight to me

goodnight lads xx

(now say it back aha)

>w-we need a national language to have culture!!!
because england has so much culture

>ywn drink coffee and smoke camel unfiltereds on the porch with your americana work wear bf

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majority of my international travel was with northwest
still my favourite livery of all time

that dates me a bit x

happened to me Tbh

everyone knows its true, just no one wants to admit it because they think it means they want to shag their mum

only a kike could fabricate such a sick nonce """"""theory''''''''
(((psychoanalysis)))

wish shakespeare was english rather than swiss

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>unfiltered cigarettes

>i'm the one crying
:^)

>be swiss
>pull a knife out on someone
>it's just a bunch of corkscrews and screwdrivers and fishing tools and tiny scissors that don't work

> smoking
Enjoy bad health and eventual death as a direct result of your dirty, expensive, and injurious habit.

it's funny when these jfs come one here and goad the thick fucking working class knuckle dragging rorkes into losing their shit.

Rank trashed it

Swiss yank wears a nipple piercing

Considering we've contributed the most to humanity, yes, we do have quite a lot of culture

>nobody said goodnight to me

d-dont care!

never had the so-called sex with a so-called girl

stay woke
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Rasheed

i linked that tune here last night and you didn't even say thanks or that you liked it. now i see that you're using in your ops. thanks dickhead.

What books you lot reading then?

Freud wasn't a kike, you kike.

>eventual death

not a great point

>british """"bantz""""

>be british
>pull knife on someone
>get sentenced to 50 years in prison

trenchant insight

LOTR & The Next Revolution. Nice trips, m8.

britain has more culture but switzerland is objectively better to live in

there, now you can stop your bickering

hmmmmmm, I don't think so lad. I was out last night having a so-called 'sesh' with the mates

"because england has so much culture," he said, in English.

thirsting for a way to name the unnameable and express the inexpressible

History of the Peloponnesian War by Thucydides

Cyropedia and Anabasis by Xenophon

Histories by Polybius

Histories and Annals by Tacitus

Commentarii de Bello Civili and Commentarii de Bello Gallico by Julius Caesar

Parallel Lives by Plutarch

>Merkel offers cash handouts worth millions for migrants to return home

Freddie Flintoff's autobiography

pineal gland is vibrating at a frequency unhearable by any mortal

long trip just for your giro

>reading sportsmen biographies

Fucking hell, lad

thats what the BNP want to do

>he thinks english became an international language because of england and not america
kek

>why won't this toothpaste go back in the tube?!

NO SINGLES

hows the weather

Yeah, but the BNP are doing it to fix problems caused by others, not because they invited millions of shitskins and are now embarrassed they fucked up

apparently hot but i wouldn't know because i have ac

>Sup Forums was right again

wew

Hey, give us some of your native language. What does Swiss sound like? Genuinely interested.

haha was only joking x

1/2 of smokers die as a DIRECT result of smoking.

Compulsively filling a vital organ with poisonous gas several times a day kills? Who would have thunk?

The other 1/2 have worse health, less wealth, and are dirtier and smellier.

Smoking is C A N C E R
A
N
C
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ac doesn't just refer to cold air you know.

>be northern
>wake up
>be northern

lmao

Why do people ready t' 'ly mail

Surely they reckonise how distorted it is
(By people saying that it is distorted)

>cookie: happiness
>badger: me
>gunge: life

the black cloud by fred hoyle

ok

all media is distorted

yeah but it's cool

no better feeling than when you're innarave in some grotty Berlin techno dungeon and take a drag on a big fat snout leaving your jaw on the dancefloor

Dumb policy
>do you want a one off payment of 40k to move to a country where youll need to work for a decade to earn that mùch

Or
>would you rather stay in the uk where you have property, friends and so on, and earn the amount we're offering to you every two years until you retire

the thing with the mail, especially the mail on Sunday is that they often have relatively high brow and reasonably interesting articles next to obvious dullard hack journo shit.

taking a shit lads

yeh there shouldn't be a choice. just kick the fuckers out.

testing

>everything in English but Caesar's

Pleb

Truu~

so are the rest. have you read the fucking guardian lately? its like reading a communist party pamphlet.

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the left speaker on my tv is fucked but it works sometimes when i angle it right but sometimes it just cuts out again and it's driving me crazy

Easy there rorke

scousers aren't british

it uses LCD, lowest common denominator language and instead of challenging the reader to make a decision on the information provided it tells the reader the opinion they should be holding about it. not much different from most papers, but they do it to a middling audience so unlike the Sun et al they are also trying to convince those who see through it.

>he doesn't have a decent sound system attached to his tv

pleb life

he said the swiss language, not german

'thol 'rettes may seem cool when you're at a rave, but how about when it's -30 outside and you need to nip out for a fag break in the blistering cold because the nicotine withdrawal is making you feel lockjawed and feverish.

How would you feel then? Like a sucker who's been taken for a ride by big 'bacco?

doggo wan the fishe

The opinion section.

If you want to learn about the coup in burkina faso the guardian is fine

good thing I'm not a habitual smoker then it's it

it's not my main tv, it's my vidya tv on my desk in my room