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Is he Cell key material?

REALLY

This may be the shittiest /hoc/ OP ever. The faggot oilers Sup Forums poster is grease tier.

How do we make hockey more diverse?

Kippers is the worst tbqh, all he does is fish for you's

i guess asians don't watch sports

dunno how the fuck they afford to buy out 50% of all the games

@71060632
>having (You) envy

I count that as a you

Are you talking about Vancouver? I don't know why Asians are excluded from the stats either.

Kill yourself
Have a you on the house

Why is it that hockey players are so much more well behaved, well spoken, and educated compared to other athletes?

I for the life of me just cannot put a finger on it.

>cities other than Vancouver
>non-Nucks teams

yeah, i went to washington and they had a shit load of asians there too

and that's not even including the asian tourists that goes there by the busloads to watch basebore

it was the eevening of christmas eve, and i stirred to see what wad the matter, On inside of my phone.A surpising engagement?I have a text messaege fron my good friend, Nathan Macskinnon. "come ocer to my manor, and we will taste e of my finest juices ande my Roast Beef. i wish upon a star, tor tear apart you boipuddi." awayw to my window i flew likea flash, and Hopping inside to my hot pink lamboriginni corvette. I speed to Nathan Mackinnon Manor worth very much the speed that i have, where i am anticipating Natan will suck on my femcock intil it is purple and sore. A Hoorifying ordeal hapoens, as Mark Scheifele and is getting in a car accidet with me on my way there! I exit from my car onto the snowy ground and Mark Scheifele exits off of his motor scooter, thowing his helmet like a fast baseball. "You heavily ruined my motor scooter immediately@ Mark said to me, madly. Now bent over your pink car ande i will penetrate your lilly. i had Becoming blushing,my face is as red as a shiny ruby. Mark Scheifele force d me over my car and thickly murder my warm boipucci, my femcock is leakig into the snow. Mark Schediel crush me ocer my head with his scooter hemlet and i pass out, and wake up covered in my girl cum

>it's bad fan fiction hour in /hoc/

>not having kipshit the chink filtered and all replies to her auto filtered as well
vittu

>Filtering people at all

Why?

North America desu

Friendly reminder that the Kings had NO FANS before 2012

>Chinks
>People
heh heh

>Maatta gwg
>Murray shutout
Dat pongs power already and the tourney hasnt even started

what's the moral of the story?

the thematic statement?

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@71063095
You have to go back

Murray is truly e leet

draisaitl sucked dick tonight. confirmed mcdavid babby

How much did NA win over Europe with?

every goal

4-0

Thanks m8

>tfw Sweden will get to meme on TE in a prelim game too

>North American Children can beat up European men Any day.

>Jamal was THIS big!

Auston Matthews isn't even the fifth best player from his draft class

he's back and he's going to save them!

when will drew doughty finally nut in my boupucci

Is Bustthews bad because he's:

- white
or
- mexican
or
- american

all of the above
Literally invisible in the game today as well. Clearly doesn't belong on this team

so...

basketball is for black middle and lower class guys

baseball is for old white middle and lower class guys

NASCAR is for old white middle and lower class guys and women

hockey is for rich white guys
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mfw I traded a Picasso for Canucks season tickets

as an oilers fan

>mcdavid and nuge looked real good

>leon 'the final solution' draisatl couldn't win a faceoff

>sekera was shit

>tfw rich white guy

Feels good not gonna lie

If you're so rich send me some money my dude

i like to season my chicken with shaved ice too

same

>tfw big pee pee
Its a good feel lads

>kippers is a pedo
Disgusting

tfw poor white guy

are you also little

I'm a big guy

i have a big dick too. unfortunately i also have down syndrome and allergies

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God morgon

>tre kronor

poor big white guy doesn't sound as good as poor little white guy

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can we finally have a no kippers edition, please

>ask girl if she watched wcoh today
>she says no but she wanted to.
>told her kucherov got a nasty rebound goal
>"who is he playing for? I didnt realize stamkos was playing for team canada"
mfw

should i take this course?

glad I read this tbf
great story

that gif is really scary to me. could you please edit it out of your post when you get a
chance

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lmao I hope a canadian team makes the postseason this year just so they shit the bed again as always

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keep blacks out of hockey. no polaks too

>Hedman

what did roman polak ever do to you

Subban and Roman Polak have a place in hockey.

>tfw you haven't seen Kane or Kane1 posted in months
I've been away too long lads

Flyers will win the cup, fuck shittsburgh tbqhwy

i would rather suck my own grandfathers dick than have that dirty orange nigger having meme team win the cup

It must be embarrassing to lose to a bunch of college aged kids.

you gay

>sweedn

they're honestly all professionals desu, and pretty talented. I'd be annoyed to lose to them though

You can play

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guys help me fake my death so i can stay home and watch hockey tomorrow

>the size of bishops fucking pads
Jesus christ, what a cheater

Bishop a cute
CUTE

>le he's only good because he has big pads meme
I feel like /hoc/ is pretending to be retarded sometimes

because some people would rather only see a portion of the threads than have tripcodes on their screen

not coincidentally, these people have aspergers

>t. /r/short

nascar confirmed waifu sport

I really don't know how to feel about this team yet. I was so unbelievably disappointed with socchi's performance and a little of that has carried over. I hope I'm wrong, and I hope this time they figure out how to score on the big boys. Guess we'll see tomorrow

most hockey players come in as 20 year old freshmen.

That extra 2 years can make a world of difference between a dumbass 18 year old fucking up his midterms and a slightly smaller dumbass 20 year old doing to work to graduate.

Most Mormon men are 20 year old freshmen and they have high grad rates too

>pre-tourney game
USA will win. Screencap this.

yet another great american achievement

No

>shorks

Mind giving the sauce on that?

Fuck Finland

mind reading ali

>the refugee camp of Sweden

I hope the Meme Cup will be as memeful as these pre-tournament games

How many players you think will sit for the anthem?

All

Where can I watch NHL games that have already been played? TPB? Rutracker? I want to follow this season, but given my timezone it'd be hard to watch them live.

>torts literally cancels the game
Madman

quick /hoc/, block it!

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>le 3rd winger man