Women are portrayed as mean and crazy but they can be kind and understanding too...

Women are portrayed as mean and crazy but they can be kind and understanding too. What's the nicest thing a woman has done for you?

Well it could be considered a double edged answer. But my mom giving birth to me could be a blessing of life or a cursed existence. Not sure yet.

My ex shoved a dildo up my ass once. It was pretty nice of her.

pushed her finger up my anus

My mother, making meals for me when I was younger. Except father paid for ingredients. And theres nothing nice in fullfiling your fucking duty because if she didnt feed me, then she would end up in jail.

Also saged

She knew I just got out of a relationship and didn't want anything in return but just to suck my dick... Like... Yea I was like "well yea totally come back to my place you can suck it all you want"........ She did it twice.... Nicest.... Thing... Eveeeeeeerrrr

Does stuff like this really happen? It seems so rare. I mean from a woman's perspective, is giving head even that enjoyable?

I honestly don't even know what it is but like she just got straight on her knees and I just drilled that bitch out like oh my mother fucking god slobber all over the fucking place like straight 25 minutes..... Then she swallows it and says shell be over the next night.... And lays me in the bed and just choke her out once again.... And.... She put my ex to shame

I'm pretty sure you're trolling but that sounds amazing if it happened. Did she come back the next day? Do you still know her?

nothing...

The only girl who kissed me was a prostitute. I didn't ask for it but she was very nice.

Yea we work together... She walks up to me and said "user, how are you and your girl" and good news always travels fast cause we broke up like a month+ ago. I said "you seriously haven't heard?"

>"user, what happened"
>"we just weren't seeing eye to eye, I wanted certain things from her but whatever I'm fucking done with it"
>"well, what are you doing tonight? I'm free" she laughs a little
>"sure, why not"
Then she is like
>"you still have feelings for her?"
>"no not really"
>".... Good"
>ohshitnigga.jpg

And she came over and I made like some ravioli cause I had nothing else except for a ravioli formuoli to work with..., and after dinner we chilled with some Netflix on the couch, 70's show... Bout 15 minutes in and she pauses it and says
>"I've been waiting a long time for this"
Tells me to stand up
And from that moment, for the next 25 fucking minutes.... I drilled that throat out and it put all 5 years of my ex to shame... She never did what this girl was doing at that moment

Did you record the throat fucking?

No I was not thinking about that at that moment, I was in bliss.... Pure bliss of everything

shit me out.
Thanks mom

Well I hope to experience that one day even if it does require spending money. Are you attractive, user? Or you have a good personality or what makes a girl want your dick like that? Just being right place at right time?

Dude I think I've gotten better with time... Lost 60 pounds and shit feel great... Yea Man You will just do you and fucking make the most of life... Shit will fall into place for sure

My gf rode my dick while I watched vr porn. It was incredible

>getting kissed by the same mouth that has had hundreds of dicks in it is nice

wew lad

That's what toothbrushes are for, user. The skill and experience are priceless, nobody wants a virgin who can't handle dick.

Gf knew I loved going to the casino alone once in a while. On my birthday she took me and my best friend to the casino, lost money but it was fun. She hated the casino but did it for me.

Sucked my dick and fucked me

virgin detected

A friend of mine ate a prostitute pussy. And it was like "after her expedient", like, she had fucked 3 or 4 guys before him sucking her off.

surprisingly enough he didnt get aids or anything.

Yeah but I'd rather be kissed by an innocent virgin

I think you're to young to be here.

Gave me bir-
Oh wait

One girl made a blanket for me.
Another helped me move away from my home state.
Girls have written songs for me, made art for me.
Lots of food.
Decorative trinkets.
Medicine when sick.
Lots of weed.
First ecstasy experience.
My first GOOD mushroom experience.
LSD, then this gigantic flower garden, then sex.
My first DMT experience.
Helped me quit cigarettes by introducing dokha into my life.

You sound underaged

My gf motivated me to quit smoking. I could've done it without her. Been clean for 4 years. I love her

A stranger let me stay at her place after I got kicked out of my house.I was basically homeless, had no job or money. All she said was "I have a son and he's the same age as you. I don't even want to imagine him being in a situation like yours.Take all the time you need. I am just glad I can help someone"
Made me tear up like a little bitch.
She's a lovely lady and wouldn't take anything in return so I visit her every once in a while, bring her flowers or magazines. I think she's lonely
I'll be forever thankful for her

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kek

i think i saw this movie....

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She gave me these dubs.
>check em